“NFL Incorporated” has got to be highly disappointed with both of the Saturday Wildcard games. While Texans-Bengals was “close” in terms of points, nothing of substance really occurred. Houston’s offense, despite featuring Walter, Daniels, Casey, and Graham, is a bore to watch due to their supreme inconsistency (especially on 3[SUP]rd[/SUP] down) and the ever-increasing involvement of Arian Foster. While Foster is undoubtedly a talented back, watching him received 35-40 touches per contest is a fine cure for insomnia. Of course, it’s nice to see that Houston’s defensive front seven features as many whites on one roster (Watt, Crick, Barwin, Reed, Ruud, Nading, Braman, and semi-white Shaun Cody) as could possibly be tolerated in the modern NFL...
CAPTION: Watt Registers Another Sack
In the Divisional Playoffs, I’d much prefer New England to emerge the victor, as they play three whites on defense (Ninkovich, Scott, Gregory), starting two. Of course, with an all-white offensive line, Welker, Gronkowski, and Woodhead offensively, New England has more potential to humiliate “The System” than does Houston.
Green Bay-Minnesota was a truly pathetic contest. The Packers simply aren’t a dominant team anymore. They’ve sleep-walked through an entire season and were handsomely rewarded with drawing a formerly dangerous Vikings squad now being lead by Joe Webb, the gaunt, inaccurate, ineffective black weakling who St. Tony Dungheap declared before the game would:
“Give the Vikings a better chance to win than Christian Ponder” and Christine Collinsworthless stated could:
“Throw a football 75 yards in the air!”
CAPTION: Wealking Webb Waxed by White Warrior
The Packers, sans Jordy Nelson, are a mind-numbing group to watch. Why does “Dropmichael” Finley continue to start over Tom Crabtree and Ryan Taylor? It’s not as though he can block as well as the other TE’s, and his “big play” receiving days (early 2010) are clearly behind him. This lead-footed, brick-handed, mistake-prone, sleestak look-a-like makes Bubba Franks (the NFL’s worst starting TE from 2000-2007) appear talented and deserving. Better question…why did the Packers cut the oh-so talented TE, Spencer Havner, to begin with?
CAPTION: Dropmicheal During His “Land of the Lost” Days
It was nice to see John Kuhn, who should be used as a bone-crushing powerback, score two touchdowns on his 5 total touches. Packer fans realize how talented he is…too bad he’s stuck behind such a superfluity of running back talent (high sarcasm) in the form of Ryan Grant, James Starks, and the terrible-beyond-compare
“tarantula-leg hairstyle boys,” DuJuan Harris and Alex Green. Before those absolute scrubs came along, it was the “obesity twins,” Cedric Benson and Brandon Saine, stealing Kuhn’s carries this season. As others mentioned, even when Kuhn does score, he’s instantly mocked by the corporate media’s talking jackals. Kuhn’s spinning TD catch was shown on ESPN, and when he went for the “Lambeau Leap,” the toilet-floater anchors were laughing, with one quipping that
“it was the first Lambeau Leap to cause a seismic reading to occur.” Hardy-har-har…
CAPTION: Kuhn’s Rushing TD
CAPTION: Kuhn’s Receiving TD
For Green Bay defensively, Frank Zombo remains a phantom, leaving the Packers with only Hawk and Matthews to root for. The Packers are better than nothing, I suppose, and far better than San Francisco, Washington, Atlanta, and Seattle. I hope that Nelson finally gets healthy and they win out in the NFC.
