Earlier this season, I thought for sure that Bradshaw would be fired for this stupendously-inane comment…
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Over the years, I’ve frequently denigrated Bradshaw for so many of his supernaturally-idiotic and highly-Casteon comments. I must admit that I secretly enjoy watching him squirm as he awkwardly fumbles through names, teams, and scores while attempting to quickly read the teleprompter during the halftime segment in which highlight packages are being aired. Nearly every week, I notice the “Blonde Negro†uttering names and describing plays that have already aired…or have yet to air. As I’ve mentioned before, Bradshaw, the “conservative†Zionist-Christian, appeared naked in the unfunny Matthew McConaughey film,
“Failure to Launchâ€â€¦
Dilfer is a brighter, far more articulate version of NFL Network’s Steve Mariucci. He’s knowledgeable and all, but he’s so “passionate†in his discussions of corporate football that he often tears up and attempts to romanticize the NFL, which is weird. I also like Chris Mortenson, light-skinned Negro, Eric Allen, as well as Tim Hasselbeck at times. While I don’t like him all that much, Keyshawn Johnson has always been a huge Patriot supporter and speaks positively about their dominant white offense.
On NFL Network, Solomon Wilcots, Sterling Sharpe, and Mike Mayock are the best of the bunch. The worst NFLN “personalities,†of course, include: Deion Sanders, Warren Sapp, Michael Irvin, Charley Casserly, Michael Lombardi, Tom Waddle, and Joe Theissmann. At any given moment during NFLN’s programming, a session of “uncontrollable hysterical laughter†could break out, coupled with every analyst speaking over each other at once, along with high-fiving, atrocious grammar and Ebonics-laden dialog. It’s hard to believe that serious white football fans (the ones trying to make money via gambling) aren’t annoyed by these fools.
The lamentations over Griffin’s leg injury have begun and the “Excuse Die†hath been caste for the offseason...
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