I’d like to extend a warm welcome back to veteran poster, Charlie! I thought I’d never read one of his always-articulate, unique, trademark “dark comedies†again. I hope that he’s been well and is here to stay after a long absence.
One of the less-popular aspects of Anti-White Marx-O-Zealotry is the portrayal of white women being “sexually attracted†to male animals (and no, I’m not referring to non-white males, but literal animals). I’ve noticed this phenomenally-inane premise in two recent
“Geico Insurance†commercials, which I’ve outlined below…
1) The first commercial involves Geico’s criminally-annoying and permanently-unfunny
“Maxwell the Talking Pig†character. The viewer joins this Geico advertisement whilst already in progress, as pig-boy and his white human female date are seated in his sky-blue convertible, which has conveniently “broken down†(the car seems to have overheated and is evaporating coolant) at some popular “makeout spot†overlooking a light-polluted metropolis seen festering in the distance. The oversexualized white prostitute finds this mechanical predicament as the perfect opportunity to “pass the time†with her handsome, rotund, pint-sized, pink-skinned quadruped “loverâ€â€¦
CAPTION: Whore Lusts Boar – Geico’s Beastiality Campaign
Her unwashed vagina moistens in hope of inter-species penal penetration, her face becomes flushed, she bites her lips with forbidden desire, bashfully looks downward, and affectionately smiles in an attempt to entice the talking hog…but alas, her bo(a)rish date can’t take the hint, as “he†is far too busy playing on Geico’s mobile website, utilizing his gay little “smart phone†to call for “roadside assistance†instead of fixing the problem himself. How masculine!
Video…
[video=youtube;n2uXyyLvvkY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2uXyyLvvkY[/video]
2) The next beastiality-laden
“Geico Insurance†ad that aired recently involved one of those yawn-inducing “Gecko†commercials. In this installment, the Gecko is serving as the “best man†at wedding of a human friend…
CAPTION: “Diversity Mafia†Uses Black Minister
As white, human bridesmaids saunter down the isle, one white skank sees the Gecko and is instantly attracted to “him,†lustfully twirling her hair with a sex-crazed look painted upon her baboonish face. The Gecko, presumably daydreaming about slithering his reptilian body into her eagerly awaiting uterus shortly after the wedding reception, utters:
“Oh dear!†and then smiles menacingly…
CAPTION: White Woman Fantasizes About Sex With Gecko
CAPTION: Gecko Stading "Erect" in Sexual Anticipation
Video…
http://www.ispot.tv/ad/779H/geico-wedding-best-man
Essentially, the “Marxist Parable†being bestowed to the viewer in both of these nauseating, psycho-sexual, beastiality-sodden ads is actually somewhat of a clandestine message…that is, white men have become so sexually undesirable that the womenfolk of their own race prefer to date, lust after, and randomly copulate with male animals. Yes, white men of dating age are so unbelievable pathetic that not only can monstrously-ugly, semi-human minority men effortlessly “steal†their women, but male animals can easily do so as well. I don’t know about you guys…but I wholeheartedly agree with this message, and consequently, I’m switching my car and home insurance to Geico!
[Presses sarcasm switch to ‘off’ position]
With so many other anti-white, anti-male messages to be absorbed into the white essence via MSM-osmosis, this one may seem rather benign, but I feel it may be a “New Marxist Frontierâ€â€¦an archetype that the unfunny, unoriginal, artless, uncreative, demented, perverted, sewer-dwelling, PC/Jew/***/Fem/Afro/Zio/Marx, hermaphroditic circus freaks (I know, I’m being far too kind) in Geico’s advertising department are certainly exploring.