Lately, my ears have been relentlessly subjected to a radio-based ad for
“State Farm Insurance” in which the white human-capon, “Jerry Neumann,” is again nervous and emotionally-frazzled by a car accident spawning from more of his zany, borderline-supernatural brand of negligent driving. Like in the wretched
“Jerry, are you crying?” ads from 2011, Little Jer-Bear is again desperately reaching out to State Farm Agent,
“Jessica DeClercq” for not only insurance-related guidance, but for emotive support and also to express his acute regrets for “dropping” State Farm as his insurance provider. I trust you all remember these two dichotomous characters/cretins from previous installments such as this smile-slashing, instantaneous cure for despondency…
[video=youtube;pZBC9sewWzY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZBC9sewWzY[/video]
Anyway, in the radio ad that’s been airing recently, “Jerry” is again blubbering about an accident, which apparently just occurred when the bald, ugly, castrated, sniveling middle-aged white gaylord was
“talking on multiple phones while driving.” Jessica, the “hot,” sensual-voiced, career-oriented prodigy-o-insurance that she is, enlightens Jerry as to basic safety facts such as:
“you should never use a phone while driving!” Jerry wholeheartedly agrees, and then reveals to Jessica that from now on he’ll
“only use a phone if I’m stuck in a ditch or something.” Jessica, the always-witty, testicle-torturing vixen, quips:
“Jerry, are you stuck in a ditch again?” Jerry replies:
“Yes I am!” Expect this Marxist Mirth to be converted into video and presented on a Jewish TV set near you in the coming weeks. Maybe, if we’re all “lucky,” Miss Jessica will remove her “career woman” garb and show some skin? Yes, I’m envisioning an erection-exterminating, bikini-clad Jessica bearing her A-cup breasts ala Danica “12 Year Old Boy” Patrick in GoDaddy’s asexual smut.
The great poster Highlander (who I hope returns to posting ASAP) mentioned years ago that, for whatever reason, insurance companies seem to be the industry “trailblazers” in producing the most anti-white, anti-male commercials. Five seconds of searching the “State Farm” website [shudders with shame] revealed a link on the main page entitled:
“Diversity and Inclusion”…
http://www.statefarm.com/aboutus/diversity/marketplace/marketplace.asp
CAPTION: Example of “Redundancy” – “Anti-White Corporation”
Here are some of the “highlights” from that link…
Integrating diversity and inclusion into our culture is fundamental to our success as a company. Diversity and inclusion are crucial to attraction and retention, agent and employee development, product development and services, and customer satisfaction. We engage the diverse talents, backgrounds and experiences of our agents and employees to support business objectives.
More like a stewed-to-perfection recipe for bankruptcy…I can dream, can’t I?
The U.S. Census Bureau estimates that nearly 30 percent of the current U.S. population is multicultural. By 2050 or sooner, it is projected that more than half of U.S. residents will be ethnically diverse. We understand the importance of this growth and are committed to serving customers who represent these ever-growing cultures. One way State Farm® is responding to customer needs is by increasing the number of professional associates with bilingual and multicultural skills. Today, nearly 35% of State Farm agents offer bilingual capabilities in their offices, with over a quarter providing services in Spanish. In the years ahead, we are committed to accelerating such capabilities for primary languages such as Spanish, Mandarin, Korean, and Vietnamese. Each year, we are proud to say that more of our associates represent a wide spectrum of cultures and life experiences. But the consistent, unwavering commitment to our mission statement above is what binds us as a workforce. By providing a broad range of industry leading products and services, increasing the presence of diverse agents in local communities, and training all of our associates to understand that customers all have unique needs. State Farm will be prepared to serve the broad needs of a growing and diverse customer base. Understanding and responding to cultural diversity is just one piece of that commitment, but it is of the highest priority as we work hard to serve your needs. Through our grass roots community outreach, partnerships with key organizations, and multifaceted national advertising, State Farm is also expanding support to customers representing a rich fabric of cultures and lifestyles. From community outreach to diversity and inclusion, State Farm has placed serving the multicultural markets as a priority in the Company’s growth and retention efforts.
At least they’re open and honest with concern to their cancerous endeavors to ruin the white race. We can only hope that one day this “rich fabric” of extra-brown cultural diversity will be burning their Satanic corporation to ashes as society crumbles under the weight a trillion inbred turds.
Our goal is to make sure our brand is visible in every marketplace. We want our customers to know that we’re a part of and involved in the communities we serve. We establish new business relationships that help strengthen local economies and provide jobs in communities where many of our customers, agents and employees are located. By reaching out and supporting a culturally diverse supplier base we broaden and strengthen our customer base. Our website for our trading partners has more information about our supplier diversity program.
Another delightfully-poisonous idea! Perhaps they’ll form a business relationship with
“Tyrone’s Body Shop & Crack House” in Camden, NJ? Or maybe
“Jamal’s Basement Waterproofing & Prostitution Services” out of Detroit, MI?
Below is a snapshot from the ubiquitous “Environmental” section. Notice the oh-so-scripted symbolism of the elderly white man “passing the green torch” to young blacks, mulattos, and women…
CAPTION: More Phony “Corporate Environmentalism”
I could go on and on about “State Farm,” but the truth is, if one digs a little deeper, almost every single American corporation would feature similar agitprop on their own websites. Some are more forward than others, some obviously have morals (Chik-Fil-A, Tyson Foods, Interstate Batteries, etc) but they all play the game…lest they be financially ruined by bad publicity from a totalitarian, ZioMarx-Occupied Media.
