Don Wassall said:
For the past several years, seemingly every nationally televised sports event (and many other shows) has to include Progressive Insurance commercials with the very creepy "Flo" and a never-ending procession of emasculated White men. Many of the newer ones now feature a homosexual sidekick alongside Flo. I keep waiting for the day that Flo will be put in mothballs but I now realize she's here to stay, along with the deep-throated virtuous Negro who does the All State commercials.
After spawning some of the most lame, mind-melting, trite TV commercials in America for nearly four years since her dastardly debut (2008?), it’s rather difficult to fathom how the stupendously-unfunny
“Progressive Insurance” character, “Flo”(ating Turd) remains the “face” of their most prominent advertisements.
Who could forget one of the very first installments of the “Flo Brand,” which featured two homosexual men shopping for insurance…
CAPTION: Flo Facilitates Frugal ****
Another wretched installment featured a 40-something white eunuch (the twerp on the left side of the photo below wearing a green shirt while shopping for insurance alongside that hyper-diverse gaggle of human-parasites) who timidly utters:
“But what if mother won’t let me drive?”
CAPTION: White P-ssy Du Jour
Another infuriating ad featured a man and his Succubus-Maximus wife shopping for insurance. The “joke” is that the husband had purchased several high-priced “toys” (boat, RV, etc) without consulting with his vagina-sporting “financial advisor,” which impels the little gnome to produce one of most odious scowls in Female Supremacist history…
[video=youtube;WkzVVYJggi4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkzVVYJggi4[/video]
CAPTION: Hubby Hexed by Hellish Harpy
Also, as Don mentioned, countless ads have featured various little white homosexual “sidekicks”…
CAPTION: Flo-mosexual
And, like every single major corporation on this godforsaken planet, many (if not all) of these “Flo” commercials have managed to include blacks, Hispanics, Asians, and other carefully-assorted mutts in one manner or another…
CAPTION: Blacks Buying Insurance (A Truly Comedic Fantasy)
There are probably countless other highly-unpleasant
Progressive episodes that I either haven’t seen, omitted in this post, or wasn’t paying attention to in the first place. I’m not sure how anyone, of any age, sex, race, creed, or intelligence quotient, could possibly have a proclivity for watching this series of 30-second televised-migraines. In my 26 years of watching TV (viewing probably half a million different commercials in the process), I may have laughed at, or at least cracked a smile when viewing maybe 20 or 30 total ads. Mostly, any physical laughter as a result of these 30-second ads was because I was making fun of how unintelligent, witless, unfunny, or puerile the premise had been. Even during my boyhood (mid-late 1980’s to early 2000’s), long before I became jaded and incensed by this cradle-to-casket anti-white civilization that loathes everything that I am…I don’t remember finding any TV commercials to be humorous.
It’s not like I’m some miserable, humorless dolt who
“doesn’t get the punch-line.” I lead a very blessed, prosperous, and happy existence, with daily sessions of laughing and kidding around with my family, friends, wife, co-workers, etc. The “disconnect,” I suppose, is that Cultural Marxist Corporations (like
Progressive and thousands of others) can’t purchase my attention, laughter, or sense of enjoyment like they have so many others. I’m sure everyone here feels the same.