Well, it seems as if the card-carrying members of DWF-Nation received a mightly gift, as the most “diverse” offensive football team in the NFL over the past 25 years was rendered completely ineffective, humiliated, and thoroughly thwarted by a more Africanized foe. I can only fathom the sense of passionate jubilation that most American whites experienced whilst watching Brady, Welker, Gronkowski, Woodhead, Edelman, Light, Mankins, Connolly, Vollmer, Solder, Ninkovich and Fletcher walking off the field, downtrodden, as confetti littered Lucas Oil Stadium. Yes, in this perfect moment, their white-loathing, indoctrinated, inoculated, inebriated glee must’ve reached a “red-line” of race-trading merriment.
For instance…a guy at my company was very disappointed when the Patriots barely defeated the Ravens two weeks ago. When I told him that I was rooting for the Patriots in said game, he asked:
“How could you possibly like New England!?” I said:
“Because they have a white quarterback, a white offensive line, two white receivers, a white tight end who just had the best season in NFL history, a white running back, and a white cornerback.” He was overwhelmed with confusion. I suppose that a lifetime of cradle-to-grave anti-whiteness can subpoena such tribal languor. Last night, during the “big game,” he must’ve been more content than a pig wallowing naked in its own filth. No, wait; pigs are useful and highly intelligent creatures.
Regrettably, aside from Woodhead’s touchdown catch and several other clutch receptions, the game did little to help our cause or display or athletes’ talents to a national audience...
CAPTION: Woodhead Scores in Patriot Loss
Welker played well but had a tremendously critical drop (albeit on a difficult pass) in the second-to-last drive in the 4[SUP]th[/SUP] quarter that could’ve won the game. Edelman didn’t play on offense or defense; I guess Belichick was worried about him getting “burned” (sort of like the Patriots’ black defenders). Gronkowski was obviously still injured, and had only 3 targets. The Patriots’ line was above average, allowing only a few coverage sacks. Ninkovich played well, but had a critical offsides penalty. Fletcher played exactly one snap on defense. Brady completed loads of short passes, but obviously wasn’t too sharp in the 4[SUP]th[/SUP] quarter. The Giants splendidly-dull offense, led by the undeniably-clutch Eli “Silver Spoon” Manning, utterly dominated T.O.P., a trademark of seemingly every Patriot loss with Brady at the helm over the past 10 years.
Oh well, at least one of our playoff teams (Patriots, Packers, and Texans) was still standing for the final act…otherwise, we would’ve had no reason to watch. Do you all remember how incredibly close we came to a Ravens-49ers Super Bowl? Therefore, congratulations to New England for helping to expose the Caste System this season through the utilization of white athletes at various skill positions. It’s unfortunate that they lost, but the alternatives could’ve been so much worse.
The Super Bowl commercials, surprisingly, didn’t feature too much smut, or too many half-naked women, or too many effeminate white males, or too many “stupid white guys” getting hurt and humiliated, or too many testicle-kicking, female chauvinist “misandry babes.” If not for the shameless celebrity camoes, they didn’t seem too different from normal TV commercials. That’s a good thing, I think.
The halftime demonstration, featuring “Granny the Lip-Syncing Sex-Icon Extraordinaire,” flawlessly fit the new prototype of artless American mass-entertainment. Bright lights, explosions, Zulu dance numbers, colossal TV-screens, perpetual costume changes, a stage with hydraulic lifts that is constantly transforming, a laughable mixture of old / new pop “artists,” a myriad of annoyingly-interconnected old / new pop “songs,” a cast of literally thousands of backup performers, and the ubiquitous placement of blacks. I noticed that the old “Bag-O-Bones” did manage to slip in her (it’s) trademark “crotch flashing” routine on several occasions [yawns deeply]. The whole “performance” reeked of an elderly, leather-faced has-been trying far too hard to prove she’s still relevant. And by “relevant,” I’m referring to the Mass-Existance sense of the word...
CAPTION: Shock is Dead
CAPTION: Ma-Donning Make-Up for the Soul
Then, another utterly contrived “Super Bowl controversy” occurred when black British rapper, “MIA,” showed her middle finger during the show. What a “bad ass.”
CAPTION: Pre-Planned Flip-Off
All in all, not the greatest night for white athletes or white American culture...but it could've seen so much worse.