whiteathlete33 said:
Chinese racial harassment? I have yet to see in my entire life a situation where Chinese were harassing blacks though I have seen the reverse too many times to count. It just doesn't happen but this film is just another to make blacks look as victims.
I wrote this back in June on IMBD when I first heard that this movie was in production:
Jaden Smith, the new Karate Kid.
Are you ready for the The Karate Kid remake? No, not The Karate Kid
part 5, but the original Karate Kid movie just remade. Why would they
do this? I have no clue, I guess so they can just throw the other
Karate Kid movie away and say that it never existed and don't you
question it.
Jaden Smith won acclaim for playing the part of Will Smith's son in the
"Pursuit of Happiness." He is now a much sought after young actor. His
first big project will be the remake the "Karate Kid." His success is
guaranteed becuase they already know people will go and see the film
because they know the basic story will be the same and the spirit of
the movie will be inspiring and uplifting. At least that's how the
first film was. How will this one be different, I don't know. But I
think I'll give it a shot and after the movie screens we will see if
I'm right or not.
Daniel Larusso, first of all, will not be his name, it sounds too
ethnically Italian. His new name will be Tyrone Biggles. Tyrone moves
from the tough inner city streets of East LA to an upper class
predominantly white school in Beverly Hills. He is a math whiz, a
straight A student, a great chess player, a poet, and he was wasting
his talent away at the crumbling public education cesspool because the
Republican leadership of the city cut funding!
Tyrone is having a hard time fitting in until a few friendly students
invite him to a party at the beach, much like the first one. He notices
a beautiful Blonde haired girl eyeing his physical prowess as he
dominates the sand of a volleyball game. With every spike and point he
makes his new friends glare at each other in amazement. After the game,
the beautiful blonde, Heather, approaches him to talk. They hit it off
and are getting along great until David, Heather's ex, notices the two
getting a little friendly and makes a big racist scene! Calling Tyrone
a ****er and saying that no woman of his is ever going to make it with
a brotha'. Tyrone will then suffer a beating at the hands of an
obviously well trained Karate student.
Tyrone brushes off the incident and heads home heartbroken and
humiliated. He soon befriends an Okinawan man named Miyagi (played by
Jackie Chan) and Mr. Miyagi explains that he too was victimized and
discriminated against by Whites when he first came to America. Tyrone
begins his training with Miyagi by performing the same seemingly
unnecessary tasks, but this is where it gets interesting.
Tyrone and Miyagi go to the Dojo where they are to challenge the Cobra
Kai's in the Karate tournament. And who plays the part of Sensai of the
Cobra Kai? Why it's the same guy who played Johnny Lawerance in the
first film and he's a openly racist retired Iraq War Veteran with an
obsession for violence and cruelty. He was discharged from the Army for
his role in the murder of some Iraqi civilians. Since then, he's been
teaching Karate to only young White kids. He tells them that Whites
need to defend the streets of Southern California against Blacks thugs
and other third world immigrants. He tells them that non-Whites deserve
no mercy! Go figure, I told you it was going to get interesting.
Tyrone and Heather continue their dangerous relationship even though
her father and mother don't approve of her dating a young Black boy.
Tyrone must endure incredible odds to keep the woman he loves and gain
the respect of his adversaries.
Throughout the Karate tournament, as Tyrone and David work their way
through the competition on their eventual rendezvous in the final
match, we hear 50 cent's version of Joe Esposito's "You're the Best"
done as a hardcore rap tune with pounding bass and a muffled wailing
guitar off in the distance.
In the final scene, as Tyrone stands in the crane technique waiting for
David to charge so he can release the crane and all it's glory, but we
get a surprise. David dodges the crane kick, and oh my god how did this
happen? Perhaps David watched the Karate Kid 2 already? Just as David
dodges the kick, Tyrone comes down with a hard left handed bitch slap
to win the point and the Tournament to which Tyrone remarks, "My
Grandmama taught me that."
