Offensively, with Peyton Hillis gone, the Afrocentric Giants possess absolutely no positive attributes. A white WR hasn’t made the Giants roster since 2011, when Brandon Stokley was on the team for 2 games before being cut. Stokley’s lone reception that season is the first (and only?) pass that Eli Manning ever completed to a white WR. Before him, it was Joe Jurevicous (Kerry Collins was the QB), who last played for the club in 2001. At least in years past, Coughlin’s Casteon Crew had a handful of white fullbacks and tight ends (Hynoski,Pascoe, Myers, Ballard, Boss, Hedgec-ck) who rarely touched the ball anyway and were merely human battering rams for the “real†talent. And who wants to support an effete, hyper-inconsistent, wildly-overpaid, dorky, dullard plantation boss like Eli Manning? Lest we forget his
“Slow ass white guys†remark…
[video=youtube;Lqanl8hCjNE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqanl8hCjNE [/video]
As an added bonus, each and every time the Giants take the field for the forseeable future, we get to ceaselessly listen to the announcers blather on and on about the “miraculous†catch made by Eli Manning’s lover, WR Odell Beckham Jr. You know, that play where he committed offensive pass interference to get open and was employing state-of-the-art wide receiver gloves that are so tacky they could be used to scale a skyscraper without climbing equipment. Beckham attended the same upscale preparatory high school (Isidore Newman School) as the 3 Manning brothers (Peyton, Eli, Cooper), was invited to the finest football camps, worked personally with the Manning family during high school and college, and was a first round draft pick (obviously at Eli’s request) out of LSU. A real “rags to riches story,†huh? A pic of Eli and Odell at the Manning Passing Academy...
CAPTION: Odell Enjoys Black Privilege
Meanwhile, white WR’s like Jordy Nelson were college walk-ons and JJ Watt was barely recruited.
Remember a few weeks back when we all thought the Giants would be starting two whites on defense? Well, since then, SS Cooper Taylor was made inactive for the first two games (not related to an injury) and DT Markus Kuhn started Week #1 and suffered a sprained knee. LB Mark Herzlich can’t seem to crack the starting lineup in favor of the immortal 5[SUP]th[/SUP] round pick, Devon Kennard and the undrafted, slow-footed Polynesian, Uani Unga. Blah, did I mention how much a detest the Giants?
The Red/Black Skins aren’t too much better. No white pass-catchers aside from reserve TE, Derek Carrier. Two starting white LB’s (Kerrigan and Murphy) and one white reserve (Compton). Kirk Cousins, the 4[SUP]th[/SUP] round pick who won the starting job over the 1[SUP]st[/SUP] overall selection, RGIII, is far more likeable than Eli Manning. Redskins coach, Jay Gruden, seems to fundamentally detest RGIII and has essentially relegated the black egomaniac to a national laughingstock…which also makes Gruden more likeable than the elderly, manic wigger, Tom Coughlin.
As for the other Week #3 contests, I'm hoping that Tyler Eifert has a good game against Baltimore, the Pats continue to roll, Woodhead has another quality outing, and JJ Watt obliterates Jameis/Anus Winston.
