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Jimmy Chitwood

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ToughJ.Riggins said:
The National Farce Leage. There is no truth to it. They aren't putting the best on the field they are putting the blacks they chose to fawn on it.

Tough, this is the most accurate statement you have ever posted on this site.

the situation is so horribly pathetic, it is truly beyond my ability to describe.
 

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After watching that video I can see he has no shame in having bigger breasts than most female adult stars. He also has a future as an anchor of the Arizona Cardinals bench and after he retires he can be a model for the Mansear or the more ethnic Bro. It's rumoured that Michael Richards and Jerry Stiller were the fashion designers for the innovative product.....
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I just watched two different mock drafts being scrolled on the NFL Network. Both had Smith going in the top eight picks. Then Mike Mayock was asked about Smith, and he said that though Smith's measurables are "horrendous" and he has never worked hard, he's still a great player and a top ten pick. Host Paul Burmeister then added, "and he's a great kid," a sure sign that Smith is about to commit a felony.
 
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Andre Smith
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Fatty Andre Smith scored a 17 on his wonderlic.


He is now officially: morbidly obese, lazy, a head case, weak, and dumb. Sounds likealot like yourtypical1st Roundprize piggie for the"new generation"of NFL lineman! Edited by: Thrashen
 

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If he goes in the Top 10 the stupid team that picks Smith up, I will laugh at them, they just wasted a top 10 pick on this lazy obese loser. If a white man were to be as lazy and out of shape as Smith is, he wouldn't even be signed as a free agent, and they still have him going in the top 10.
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Thrashen said:
He is now officially:  morbidly obese, lazy, a head case, weak, and dumb.  Sounds like alot like your typical 1st Round prize piggie for the "new generation" of NFL lineman!

I don't think that it could be said any better than that.

I makes me so angry that these fat pigs get to make millions of the white man's money playing in the NFL while our guys get over-looked, disrespected, ignored, etc.
 

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I still think Smith will go in the first round. Maybe Jacksonville can take him to make them even blacker. How about Detroit? They love to draft black busts.
 

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I have been looking at mock drafts lately, and most of them still have Smith going in the top 10. It's like his they don't take his horrible measures and work ethic into consideration at all. Whoever drafts this blubbery pig will hopefully continue to bottom feed for years to come.

I just hope a team with a majority white O-Line doesn't pick him up.

I have also looked at several 4-5 round mock drafts, and they have super fatass guard Herman Johnson of LSU going anywhere from the late 2nd to late 3rd round. This super-obese "afflete" has no business even being drafted. But I know some team, maybe the Steelers, Bears, Cowgirls, Bills, Rams, Cardinals, etc. will eventually draft this fattie, and will have wasted a pick.



Here is his draft scout.com profile.

He weighs 356 pounds, runs a 5.5 40 yard dash, and benches 225 lbs. 21 times. This guys is almost as weak and slower than superobese Andre Smith. Johnson will be another disgrace in the NFL one day.
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Jack L, nice post, I've been noticing the same trend.

At this point, it doesnt appear any amount of buffoonery will prevent Smith from being drafted 10-15 overall. So much for his "stock plumetting," huh?

For god's sake, if his horrid bench press (which I could do myself) and blubbery 40-run didnt make coaches shy away...what on earth would? The coach most interested in this weakling liaviathon is the NFL's ultimate AA coach, head-case Mike Singletary.

It's always interesting how when a white player looks amazing on film (which most of them do), they're judged solely on the combine and other tangible, non-football measurements. Whereas a black player, like Smith, doesnt have to have either. I guess it's all that "upside" we're always hearing about.....but gee, only one race of player is ever said to posess the sacred "upside."

The only upside Smith will ever have will be in the form of a push-up bra...which he desperately needs.Edited by: Thrashen
 

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im laughing my ass off at the fact that this huge "mauler" (to quote SI) of a fat ass left tackle can only bench 225 19 times when I, a 5'6, 155 pounds D3 soccer player can do it 12-14...how the hell does that make him a mauler?!?
 

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whiteathlete33 said:
Smith needs to get those man boobs cut out. I'd say he has a mild case of gynocomastia.

What do you mean "mild", I almost got a semi looking at those things!
 

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the excuse for the bad bench press was his long arms "which makes it harder to push the weight up" whats the benefit in having longer arms if they are weak?
so somehow having longer arms makes blacks better at left tackle which is what many dwfs will say even they though they are weak but they will say somehow the extra 2 inches in arm length makes it impossible to bench press more than a wide receiver (who some of the top peformers bench pressing also have long arms). These sumos are just fat and out of shape. The amount of excuses people make for them is ridiculous.Edited by: dwid
 

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green fire317 said:
didnt they say the same thing about Duke Robinson?
i dunno, i see they said it about phil loadholt

"26 bench-press repetitions (though it should be taken into account that it is harder for a tall player with long arms to throw up the bar). "

Isnt the point to being having more size and bigger arms is to have more strength?

Duke Robinson only had 20 reps

I know there is a poster on this forum that is 6'7, id like to hear his opinion on this and if its any harder for him to bench press.Edited by: dwid
 

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Im 6'5 and have freakishly long arms, and having long arms does hurt you im weight lifting.( its simple physics-newton meters i think theyre called).

Lets say you do a bicep curl, if the weight is on your forearm, its easier to curl it than when its in your hand.

Thats why its more difficult to aim a long rifle with one hand than it is to aim a shorter weapon of equal weight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW7ztbwJKBk&feature=related
 

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it would seem that it is different when you are holding an object though.. not a longer arm which seems like it should carry more muscle if it was longer. If you have longer arms, shouldn't you be able to pack more strength into them? technically it should be a bigger area to pack more muscle and power into.
it reminds me of a short stocky boxer and a taller skinnier boxer fighting at the same weight, technically the skinnier taller one has more room to add muscle to his frame to get stronger, but of course he would go up in weight.
if these sumos are 300 pounds that should be plenty of room to have added muscle. I think that some of them are just soft. even if you are correct, a 2 or 3 inch difference shouldnt mean a 10 rep difference in bench pressing.

I guess theres a big possibility im wrong though, i dont have very long arms.Edited by: dwid
 

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>>If you have longer arms, shouldn't you be able to pack more strength into them? technically it should be a bigger area to pack more muscle and power into.<<<

If you have longer arms, its harder to put more strength into them, cos theres a longer arm that you have to put muscle on.

Think of it this way: Pick up a 6 foot pole in the middle, thats easy. Pick up a 6 foot pole at one end, its a lot harder.
 

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so you are saying guys with longer arms are at a disadvantage when it comes to strength?

you keep giving me references to objects, you cant put extra strength on an object. look at it from my prospective, the boxer one i posted earlier.
 

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Longer arms do help when reaching over 7-11 counters for cash registers and cigarettes to steal, or when streaching for the welfare check back of the mailbox.

Not to say that blacks are genetically pre-disposed to robbing stores or being on government handouts, just better at it with more flexibility in the wrist, faster in the reach and grab movements, loose hips when spinning and running for the door, etc...Edited by: WHITE NOISE
 

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dwid said:
so you are saying guys with longer arms are at a disadvantage when it comes to strength?

Yes, thats what im saying. Longer arms means you have a negative lever effect.

Just like having long legs makes squatting harder.
 

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I would probably think the first few, as they only need to start to erit a pro bowl spot, even if they suck.
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These blubbery "affletes" will be replacing Rueben Brown, Walter Jones, Jonathan Ogden, Brian Waters, Willie Anderson, etc.

The overhyped Jeff Otah and Ryan Clady will be serving as examples soon enough.
 
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