Some random observations from Patriots-Bills and Steelers-Colts…
Three games into the season, and the sensational Wes Welker has already amassed a staggering 31 catches, 458 yards, and 4 TDs. He’s averaging 15 yards per reception and he’s also produced one carry for 19 yards. “The Patriot Missile” will only need to average 42 receiving yards per game through the remaining 13 contests to achieve the 4[SUP]th[/SUP] 1000-yard season of his career. I’ve watched nearly every game of Wes Welker’s professional career (San Diego, Miami, New England), as well as many of his games as a junior and senior at Texas Tech. He’s never looked more explosive, more dynamic, more vicious, or more driven than he does right now. Remarkably, at thirty years old and with a major knee injury in his recent past…he’s only seems to be improving his already-colossal athleticism. I hope that the 2011-2012 season ends with Welker leading the NFL in all receiving categories. I believe his 217 yards is the highest total for a white athlete since Drew Bennett’s infamous December 2004 game against the Chiefs on Monday Night Football in which he amassed 233 yards...
Also, I found Chad Ochocinco’s atrocious 3[SUP]rd[/SUP] down, 4[SUP]th[/SUP] quarter drop of a long, picture-perfect (would-be touchdown) pass from Tom Brady to be a humorous microcosm of today’s NFL. Of course, on the very next play (4[SUP]th[/SUP] down), Wes Welker effortlessly leaped an incredible 38-40” (from standing still) to make an outstanding catch to prevent a costly turnover-on-downs during such a critical drive. The contrast was all too appropriate. Blacks are flashy, loud, and flamboyant, but prove to be of little value when it matters. Whites are humble, quiet, consistent, skillful, productive, extremely athletic (although they’re given no credit), and exceptionally clutch. Below is a photo taken one millisecond after Chaddy-Girl’s shameful “drop”…
Another interesting development has been the atrocious play of Patriots’ “budding shut-down cornerback,” Devin McCourty. So far this season, he’s was utterly scorched by Brandon Marshall in Week 1, abused by Vincent Jackson in Week 2, and burned by Stevie Johnson (for a touchdown) and Donald Jones (critical 30-yard catch on the Bills’ final drive) in Week 3. McCourty is now playing the way the vast majority of NFL cornerbacks have been for twenty five long seasons, dreadfully poor….
It isn’t merely McCourty who’s been appallingly bad…the Patriots’ secondary has given up 350+ passing yards in every game this season. Perhaps the quality of play would improve from its current form (that is, horrifically-bad) if white athletes weren’t entirely excommunicated from the position?
Unfortunately, during Sunday Night Football, it seems as if Christmas arrived early this year for Chris “Prince of Darkness” Collinsworth. His anti-white lusts were satiated. His jock-snorting fantasies came to full fruition. His Neo-Marxist “prophecies” actually occurred…and just the way he “predicted” they would. For nearly the entire game, his perpetually-celebrated idol, Troy Polamalu (Chris strictly referred to his crush as
“The X Factor”), was having yet another lackluster performance, even against the Colts’ dreadful offense. Sometime in the second quarter, after a lame blitz by the Human Rat’s Nest, Collinsworth shrieked out:
“The Colts had better be careful, or Troy Polamalu is soon gunna grab that football and run it straight into the endzone!” Miraculously, the midget-sized, Polynesian-Dingleberry later recovered a fumble caused by James Harrison and returned it for an easy touchdown…
[ESPN staff gleefully uncorks a bottle of expensive Champaign, as Troy-Boy will now be unanimously voted NFL Defensive MVP]
The Colts are frightfully terrible without Peyton Manning. Pierre Garcon’s humorous hands-o-brick produced yet another ridiculously-embarrassing drop, still he continues to start over Austin Collie and Blair White (who just returned from a back injury). What do the Colts have to lose in benching Kerry Collins in favor of Painter until Manning returns? While in Carolina, New Orleans, Oakland, New York, and Tennessee, Collins always proved his Jake Delhomme-Esque ineptitude eventually. Nothing has changed…accept that his atrocious play is now tremendously detrimental to the careers of Collie, White, and Clark.