I always pondered making an
“I Hate This Commercial” thread at Caste Football, but finding videos for specific commercials is difficult at times. Since there are so many truly loathsome specimins to denigrade, with various commercials playing round the clock, nation-wide, for months on end, perhaps this thread was a great idea.
Highlander said:
I noticed All-State replaced their two idiot White sports fans rooting for "State-U" in various scenarios and replaced them with another White guy that is constantly getting in horrific accidents with broken bones and a bloodied face. Oh, the humor.
The “S
tate Farm Insurance” commercials provide a deliberate male-female character contrast between the pathetic, skinny, pale, dorky, balding, middle-aged, wimpy white loser,
“Jerry Neumann,” and the “hot,” confident, witty, strong, intellectual white female insurance agent,
“Jessica DeClercq.”
The premise of these ads delivers a thorough “sexual role reversal,” because, as we all know, women (not men, especially white men) are typically a disaster behind the wheel. And when their car breaks down, or they get into an accident, they exclusively call upon men to resolve the situation. Be it their grandfathers, their fathers, their uncles, their husbands, their boyfriends, random male motorists, or a tow-truck driver…very few women (less than ½ of 1%) are capable of something as simple as replacing a flat tire, jump-starting a battery, or adding basic fluids to an internal-combustion engine. Also, the notion that the average middle-aged white male would actually cry over something as meaningless as a car was specifically included because it is such a flagrant “role reversal.” Modern women will cry over almost anything, particularly the loss of a material possession, the be-all and end-all of their existence. A terrible accident such as “Jerry’s” (he drove his car up a pole) would have them sobbing for days…because, well, that’s what upset little girls do.
But alas, in our fantasy-based JewTopia, this sort of Corporate Rad-Fem folly is not only tolerated, but it increases the company’s profits whilst providing a national TV audience with silage for a “good laugh”…
CAPTION: P-ssy Crying Over Car Accident – “I Miss You, Jessica!”
CAPTION: “Jerry, Are You Crying?”
As thus, JerryTheWhiteMale is made into the “ass” of the joke. He’s a weeping little b-tch, his driving skills are worse than those of an Asian, he was too ignorant to purchase proper car insurance, and he’s sexually subservient to “hot,” powerful, corporate babes like Jessica. The only humiliation that JerryTheWhiteMale hasn’t been subjected to is any specific reference to homoeroticism. In future installments of these Fem-Domination commercials, Jessica will dawn a strap-on dildo and violently sodomize JerryTheWhiteMale for failing to purchase
State Farm Insurance…quite naturally, he’ll enjoy the experience.
I abhor so many mainstream commercials, for so many different reasons…it’ll be cool to express those opinions, and expose the creators’ not-so-hidden stratagem in this thread. Thanks, Truthteller!