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Any thoughts, predictions on how ya think Palmer will do out in the desert this year ?
I hope Palmer has a good year. I know he is criticized here for sticking up for affletes but he is a white QB and he needs to do well. I remember when he came out he was viewed as the perfect prototype QB prospect.
Ah Carson Palmer, the great dividing line of White QB's at Castefootball. He's the polarizing equivalent of 911 Truther conspiracies. He's either a misunderstand average everyman White Qb who had a shot at greatness but missed out due to bad luck and bad teammates or he's a race traitor anti-white zealot whose relentless cheerleading for black teammates has brought him the grief he deserves.
Is that the same Carson Palmer who cheered for both White and black teammates, who on more than a few occasions showed on-field frustration and anger at the low-IQ prima donna Chad "Ochocinco," and the same Carson Palmer who wanted out of the thug-filled Bengals organization so badly that he asked to be traded in January of 2011, and when owner Mike Brown refused to trade him, retired and by doing so was saying goodbye to $50 million in contract money? And who did indeed retire until Brown traded him to Oakland part-way through the 2011 season?
But, if he was the secret assistant GM, why wouldn't he have wanted to finish his career in Cincinnati after he engineered the waiving of Matt Jones and the relegating of Brian Leonard to third down duties? But then again, that would mean he used his secret GM position to bring Jones and Leonard to Cincinnati in the first place! Oy, it just gets so confusing. But wait. . .
BREAKING STORY:
(August 15, 2013, wishfulthinking.com) Ace reporter Jax Unreal, Wishful Thinking.com's leading wishful thinker, has published audio and video footage of his recent meeting with Arizona Cardinals quarterback Carson Palmer.
Regaling Palmer and gaining his confidence with stories about how much he dislikes Brett Favre and Drew Bees, Jax Unreal was invited to Palmer's bodacious multi-million dollar crib in Compton, California. In one of his Party Rooms, sporting a rastafarian wig, wearing pants that hung down to his knees and holding a bong in one hand and a 40 ouncer of Colt 45 that he was guzzling from in the other, Palmer went on a rant that Jax Unreal filmed through the haze rapidly enveloping the room. The only other person present was Palmer's best friend, Snoop Dogg.
Palmer: Sheet, I cantz believe it, I ordered da Bengals to get rid of that whiteboy runningback Brian Leonard and whats do dey does but brings in another one, Burkhead. Burkhead, Woodhead, why duz all da honky runningbacks have a head in der namez? Dey should all haz to change dey last namez to Peckerhead, hell yeh boy! Hey Snoop my nigga, pass me dey joint, dat's it.
Yeh boy, I knowed I had to leave when Marvin told me dey was bringing in more whiteboy linemen, dat waz da final straw, so I ordered da trade to Oakland cause I knows how much my boy Al Davis loves da brothers. Den when Al died I ordered a trade to Arizona where dey only let da brothers block.
But den my homies da Bidwells, boy dey pissed me off when dey drafted dat Ryan Swopehead whiteboy. Sheet man. But boy when dat d-back knocked da piss out of Swopehead, boy I never laughed so hard in my life yo. Dat was even sweeter dan when I won da Heisman Trophy, yeh boy, schnizzle dizzle. (Palmer then sets down his beer and bong and exchanges high fives with Snoop Dogg. At that point the haze in the room had become so thick that both the video and audio were incapacitated.)
Don Wassall said:Special News Bulletin: Tiger Loses!
by Dick Tigermakesmetingle
Tiger Woods lost in the second round of the Match Play Championship this afternoon to white South African devil Tim Clark.
Following the shocking loss, all 745 of the assembled reporters, all of them white males, ran to the press tent and engaged in a sustained bout of hysterical sobbing. Nick Faldo and Paul Azinger, the captains of last year's Ryder Cup teams who are calling the tournament for The Tiger Channel, jointly proposed three resolutions to the distraught media personnel, who actually outnumbered the gallery on this Thursday afternoon on the course in the Arizona desert.
The first resolution called for all reporters and broadcasters to wear black armbands for the rest of the tournament to symbolize their state of mourning and to show their eternal solidarity with Woods. It passed by a vote of 745 to 0.
The second resolution demanded that Congress pass a law replacing the motto "In God We Trust" on all U.S. coins with the motto "In Tiger We Trust," to take effect immediately. That resolution also passed by a 745 to 0 count.
The third resolution called on the Pentagon to indiscriminately bomb the few remaining White neighborhoods in South Africa, in order to punish Tim Clark, Ernie Els, Retief Goosen, Trevor Immelman, and all other White South Africans for the evils of apartheid and to promote freedom and democracy. However that resolution was defeated by a close vote of 374 to 371, as opponents were afraid that some innocent black civilians might be killed during the strikes.
Before any more resolutions could be considered, the gushing tears of the inconsolable white reporters suddenly reached waist level in the media room, creating a tidal effect that swept all of them from the area and deposited them in a deep gully that is infested with rattlesnakes and tarantulas. It's not known at this stage how many, if any, survived. The corporate networks all dispatched news crews to the scene, but once there each decided instead to see if Tiger Woods was available to comment on his earth-shaking loss.
Don Wassall said:Regaling Palmer and gaining his confidence with stories about how much he dislikes Brett Favre and Drew Bees, Jax Unreal was invited to Palmer's bodacious multi-million dollar crib in Compton, California. In one of his Party Rooms, sporting a rastafarian wig, wearing pants that hung down to his knees and holding a bong in one hand and a 40 ouncer of Colt 45 that he was guzzling from in the other, Palmer went on a rant that Jax Unreal filmed through the haze rapidly enveloping the room. The only other person present was Palmer's best friend, Snoop Dogg.
Damn that evil anti-white racist Carson Palmer. Damn him to hell! If it wasn't for him the Bengals would look just like the 1963 Green Bay Packers.
I have to side with Don on this one. I don't get why people hate Carson Palmer. In a 70% black league, what's he supposed to do. Not compliment any of his black teammates or work out with any black players? After rereading the first Palmer thread Footballdad posted, it seems like he complimented both white and black athletes on his team. Also, I found this quote by Don pretty funny:
I personally detested Favre for a myriad of reasons. Allow me to plead me case against him…
1) Favre gifted Michael Strahan the NFL’s single-season sack record, topping Mark Gastineau’s mark…
CAPTION: Favre’s Gift to the Black Athlete
2) Favre’s brother and sister are both losers to the bone. Favre’s brother, Scott, was arrested multiple times for alcohol-related issues. Once, Scott Favre was driving drunk, his car was hit by a train, killing his passenger. Favre’s sister, Brandi, is a meth dealer/addict who once took part in a drive-by shooting (presumably involving Negroes) several years ago...
Don Wassall said:"I'm proud of Carson Palmer," said Goodell. "He understands our league's long-standing interest in diversity and he articulated his vision in an inspiring way. Riley Cooper has much to learn from such a fine gentleman."
The Richard Lapchick Trophy, which each year portrays a random DWF with his tongue inserted well into the anal cavity of an NFL player of color, will be presented to kick off the league's annual winter meeting. Jesse Jackson, Dan Rooney and Hugh Douglas will jointly present the trophy to this year's winner.
Don Wassall said:Meanwhile, Jax Unreal was rewarded for his capturing of Palmer at his relaxed, pro-diversity best by being hired away from wishfulthinking.com at a significant raise in salary by The National Enquirer. Unreal announced that his assistant, Wolfgang von Thrashen, had also been hired by the prestigious publication and that their first two assignments will be proving Unreal's contention that Drew Brees is of partial Zulu ancestry, and that Brett Favre's paternal great-grandmother was a high yellow prostitute who worked above an Atlanta speakeasy during Prohibition.
I wish Palmer the best of luck on the field in his newest hyper-Africanized destination, but personally, I think he’s prone to mistakes and will fail yet again to live up to his billing.
Perhaps Matt Barkley will reverse the USC-overrated trend, in that he was underrated and has looked really good so far. Also, we really don't know if Matt Leinart was overrated, as he was derided and destroyed quickly. Of course that was partly his fault, as he is prone to partying, which is only celebrated in regards to black players and "makin' it rain" parties.Its seems to me that for the last ten years every USC QB has been over rated. None more than Mark Sanchez. Also seems like USC always starts out the year higher in the BCS rankings than they should.
High yellow, haha. For the record, I don’t believe that Favre, Brees, or Palmer have any partial non-white ancestry…they just act like racially-anesthetized clowns at times. I wish Palmer the best of luck on the field in his newest hyper-Africanized destination, but personally, I think he’s prone to mistakes and will fail yet again to live up to his billing.