The Broncos-Bengals game was pretty positive for our cause. Manning threw for 291 yards, with 198 of those yards (or 68%) to white receivers and tight ends (Decker, Dreessen, Stokley, and Tamme). Decker was fantastic, accruing 99 yards and 2 TDs on 8 catches…
CAPTION: Decker TD #1
CAPTION: Decker TD #2
Joel Dreessen, the ever-dynamic tight end, tallied 4 catches, 38 yards, and a nice touchdown, burning the rotund Bengals linebacker, Vontaze Burfect, in the process…
CAPTION: Dreessen Scores
Brandon Stokley, the evergreen receiver, made several critical receptions. With the greatest of ease, Stokley is now burning “young black bucks” over ten years his junior. It’s no wonder that literally every white receiver given half a chance in the NFL becomes a great player.
I had to laugh after Decker’s second TD catch over Terrance Newman when Marvin Lewis’ little wigger defensive coordinator, Mike Zimmer, looked mighty glum, no doubting pondering internally:
“What? Another little white boy with a touchdown catch? How the hell are these slow, overachieving, high-motor, unathletic, tight-hipped, vertically-challenged, blue-collar-sporting white bastards burning my beloved, handsome black supermen?!”
CAPTION: Zimmer the Zulu Zealot
Unlike Mike Zimmer’s gaggle of Cincinnati-based Africans, Denver’s defense featured DT Derek Wolfe, DT Justin Bannan, DT Mitch Unrein, LB Keith Brooking, and S Jim Leonhard. Not bad for the NFL. Zimmer’s defensive roster features exactly one white athlete, Dan Skuta, a scrub linebacker who never plays…
CAPTION: Promising Rookie DT, Wolfe
As others mentioned, Brian Hartline had a nice outing against the ever-blackening Colts, tallying 8 catches for 107 yards…
CAPTION: Hartline vs. Colts
The “Nordic Beast,” JJ Watt, had yet another sack (and 5 tackles) against the hapless Black Bills…
CAPTION: Watt’s TFL
Connor Barwin had another sack…
CAPTION: Connor Barwin
Houston tight ends Owen Daniels and Garrett Graham both had touchdown catches against the Bills...
CAPTION: Daniels Burning Black Bills
CAPTION: Up-And-Comer, Garrett Graham, Scores
Not a terrible week thus far, considering New England didn’t play, Jordy Nelson was essentially inactive after a short reception, and Amendola will be return next week. Hopefully Jason Witten can continue to dominate tonight against the “Fal-coons” on SNF. Aside from Brent Celek, MNF will be an unwatchable snore-inducer, pitting “Zulu Drew” Brees’ putrid Saints against Fat Bastard’s Eagles. [Yawns] Of course, like whenever the Saints play (especially SNF or MNF), the all-pervading “Zulu Rap Minstrel Routine” shall certainly be highlighted by the filth-oozing, high-definition lenses of the Tel-Aviv-A-Vision, Inc. cameras in the moments prior to kickoff...
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