Thrashen
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Don Wassall said:A penalty on just about every play.
I stopped watching Packers-Seahawks last night for this reason. The amount of commercials and wide-ranging excuses to create breaks in the action were already repulsively-milked in seasons past, but with the replacement referees, every one of their utterly indiscriminate flags seems to take several minutes to confirm, announce, and enact on the field. Also, Rodgers was ignoring Jordy Nelson in the receiving game and the talented power back, John Kuhn, was given a single carry, while the chubby has-been, Cedric Benson, was given 17 mediocre carries (one of which was fumbled). Nelson finished with 2 catches (both early in the contest, which I did see) for 19 yards. Bo-ring...
CAPTION: An Afterthought in a Suddenly-Terrible Packer Offense
And how lovely were Mike Turdrico’s poetic remarks concerning Seahawks DE, Bruce Irvin? He talked about how Irvin “had been through so much adversity in his life” and how it was great to see him succeed in the NFL. You all remember Irvin from the 2012 NFL Draft, don’t you? Despite being incarcerated for destruction of property only weeks prior to the draft, he was selected for a work-release program (16[SUP]th[/SUP] overall) by a Seattle-based plantation manager named “Wigger Pete.” Despite his violent, criminal past (and future, I’m sure), Irvin was made into an instant-millionaire despite his lame performance during his senior year at WVU.
“Wigger Pete’s” decision to draft Irvin is understandable, as he attempted to recruit this thug who barely played high school football to play at USC, but Irvin had major academic problems in junior college and couldn’t join the team…
CAPTION: Petie’s Pet Photogenically Pontificates
In May 2007, several weeks after dropping out of high school, Irvin (who was armed with a pistol) and two other street Negroes broke into an apartment, ransacking the place. Irvin was charged with burglary and carrying a concealed, unregistered weapon. The only reason this human-maggot wasn’t sent to prison is because the apartment he robbed was being rented by a drug dealer (gee, I wonder if the dealer was black?), who failed to press charges because he didn’t want to admit to owning the drugs and drugs paraphernalia also found in the residence. Irvin was released from custody. Some months later, Irivn was dealing drugs and living with drug dealers. The drug house was raided (and all the occupants arrested) when Irvin wasn’t home, and he again managed to “beat the rap.” How convenient, right?
After earning his GED, Irvin played at two different junior colleges before being given the oh-so typical “royal treatment” that black thugs typically receive from Division I football programs. After two seasons at WVU, he was prepping to be drafted in the 2[SUP]nd[/SUP] or 3[SUP]rd[/SUP] round. Following his pro-day workout, Irvin went absolutely berserk and destroyed a sign at a restaurant after they refused his demands to create a custom sandwich. Yes, he's that irrational. He was again arrested…
CAPTION: Irvin’s Mugshot
At the very least, with Irvin littering Seattle's roster, the somewhat-human-looking Terrell “Monsterface” Suggs has a proper opponent in the “NFL Ugliest Player” contest.
In this comical video, the chowder-brained Irvin is being interviewed several months after being drafted by the “Washington Redskins.” The only problem with that statement is that he was actually drafted by the Seahawks. Oops! The world's greatest, most athletic, intelligent, biggest, strongest, fastest, and most creative race of men are an ever-adroit bunch of specimens…
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000...uce-irvin-thrilled-to-be-a-redskin-er-seahawk
I wonder if Wigger Pete considers Irvin to be “his son” as of yet? You know, like the obesity-plagued Caste Walrus, Mike Holmgren, repeatedly claimed concerning his nausiatingly-close relationship with “troubled” Seattle wideout, Koren Robinson. Mr. Walrus even admitted to “weeping for Koren” when he'd make poor decisions...
CAPTION: Pete Carroll Jr.
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