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Splendid work in this thread, Bigunreal. It’s great to have you back as a “regular” and I hope you have the time to construct a “weekly rant” (as you once did so articulately in years past) this entire season!
Welker actually got off to a slow start in Week #1 of last season. Prior to his infamous 99.5-yard reception at the end of that game against the Dolphins, Welker had only amassed around 5-6 catches for 40-50 yards (maybe less) at that point in the contest. As for Woodhead, it’s very unfortunate that Ridley played well (running through gargantuan holes), even catching some passes out of the backfield, which is supposed to be Danny’s specialty. Ridley and Vereen are both injury-prone…perhaps it’s time for an “avatar hex” to help Danny’s chances?
Racially, the Patriots were as unexciting as I’ve seen in some years against the Titans. I wonder if Welker’s lack of involvement, the nauseating misuse of Danny Woodhead, and Gronkowski’s sudden lack of targets are a result of Bill O’ Brien’s departure and subsequent replacement by Josh McWiggls? They are still the team to root for, especially with Gregory and Ninkovich entrenched as defensive starters. Even the always-extroverted Rob Gronkowski failed in his “thunder spike” touchdown celebration…
I noticed that, too. In searching news articles about Wolfe’s performance, no injury is mentioned. You were right about him, Don...this once-homeless, ultra-lower class white athlete from rural Ohio is going to be special. He got off to a nice start last night, dropping the unsackable wigger-oaf, Ben “Plantation Boss” Roethlisberger. Of course, Miss Crissy called Wolfe “relentless,” “hard working,” among other non-athletic, for-whites-only compliments…
As always, during the Steelers-Broncos broadcast, Caste Gadfly, Christine Collinsworthless, must’ve mentioned Troy “Dingleberry” Polamalu every other defensive snap. Even when one of the Steelers’ black players actually made a nice play, the dialog always seemed to venture back to the mystical “Troy Polamalu Factor!” The rotund, uncoordinated little twerp isn’t even the best safety on his own team (Ryan Clark is bigger, stronger, faster, and better in coverage), but Little Troy will make his annual “big play,” then be voted to his 8[SUP]th[/SUP] Pro-Bowl, despite missing multiple games due to injury (which he will soon enough), amassing several designed-sacks, several cherry-picking interceptions, and racking up a tackle total equal to 2-3 games of work for Pat Tillman, circa 2000. The question is…when will the Feisty Fur Ball sustain his first injury of 2012?
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It was fun to see the blackening Packers falter to start the season, even if it was against the ultra-loathsome, spit-flinging Harbaugh Urchin. They deserve it, and then some, for their legendary “white purge” since winning the Superbowl in 2010. I hope that the white victims of perhaps the greatest purge in NFL history (Spencer Havner, Brett Swain, Matt Wilhem, Brady Poppinga, Mark Tauscher, Chad Clifton, Matt Giordano, Korey Hall, Daryn Colledge, Jason Spitz, Scott Wells, Caleb Schlauderaff, Ricky Elmore, etc) are able to feel some sense of vengeance. However, with Rodgers, Nelson, a 4/5 white OL, Hawk, Matthews, and Zombo, the Packers are still a white-friendly team in terms of starters. But still, it’s nice to see them undergo a much-needed “reality check.”
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Naturally, it was highly amusing to watch “Wigger Pete” (Carroll) having his heart broken against Arizona...
CAPTION: "You're Black, Now Get Out There an Win For Massa!"
Also, how the hell did white WR, Charly Martin, make the team (he had a 15-yard catch and was playing at the end of the game) over Kris Durham? Scratch that question, because we already know the answer…Martin is a racially-acceptable “Welker Clone,” and Durham is a big-bodied outside receiver with the size, speed, and leaping ability of Calvin Johnson. Thus, he wasn’t welcome on Pete’s Pacific Plantation.
Bigunreal said:I wouldn't blame Danny Woodhead if he took a punch at Belicheck. Never has such a dynamic playmaker been so criminally underused. Even without Vereen, he was virtually invisible today. And what was up with Welker? As for Gronk, he is still underused. He is uncoverable, and everything Hernandez does, he can do better. He should be leading the league in targets. Instead, slow hands of stone affletes like Brandon Marshall and Garcon continue to be peppered with targets.
Welker actually got off to a slow start in Week #1 of last season. Prior to his infamous 99.5-yard reception at the end of that game against the Dolphins, Welker had only amassed around 5-6 catches for 40-50 yards (maybe less) at that point in the contest. As for Woodhead, it’s very unfortunate that Ridley played well (running through gargantuan holes), even catching some passes out of the backfield, which is supposed to be Danny’s specialty. Ridley and Vereen are both injury-prone…perhaps it’s time for an “avatar hex” to help Danny’s chances?
Racially, the Patriots were as unexciting as I’ve seen in some years against the Titans. I wonder if Welker’s lack of involvement, the nauseating misuse of Danny Woodhead, and Gronkowski’s sudden lack of targets are a result of Bill O’ Brien’s departure and subsequent replacement by Josh McWiggls? They are still the team to root for, especially with Gregory and Ninkovich entrenched as defensive starters. Even the always-extroverted Rob Gronkowski failed in his “thunder spike” touchdown celebration…
Don Wassall said:I haven't seen Derek Wolfe for quite a while. Hope he didn't get injured. . .
I noticed that, too. In searching news articles about Wolfe’s performance, no injury is mentioned. You were right about him, Don...this once-homeless, ultra-lower class white athlete from rural Ohio is going to be special. He got off to a nice start last night, dropping the unsackable wigger-oaf, Ben “Plantation Boss” Roethlisberger. Of course, Miss Crissy called Wolfe “relentless,” “hard working,” among other non-athletic, for-whites-only compliments…
As always, during the Steelers-Broncos broadcast, Caste Gadfly, Christine Collinsworthless, must’ve mentioned Troy “Dingleberry” Polamalu every other defensive snap. Even when one of the Steelers’ black players actually made a nice play, the dialog always seemed to venture back to the mystical “Troy Polamalu Factor!” The rotund, uncoordinated little twerp isn’t even the best safety on his own team (Ryan Clark is bigger, stronger, faster, and better in coverage), but Little Troy will make his annual “big play,” then be voted to his 8[SUP]th[/SUP] Pro-Bowl, despite missing multiple games due to injury (which he will soon enough), amassing several designed-sacks, several cherry-picking interceptions, and racking up a tackle total equal to 2-3 games of work for Pat Tillman, circa 2000. The question is…when will the Feisty Fur Ball sustain his first injury of 2012?
CAPTION: A Familiar Scene
It was fun to see the blackening Packers falter to start the season, even if it was against the ultra-loathsome, spit-flinging Harbaugh Urchin. They deserve it, and then some, for their legendary “white purge” since winning the Superbowl in 2010. I hope that the white victims of perhaps the greatest purge in NFL history (Spencer Havner, Brett Swain, Matt Wilhem, Brady Poppinga, Mark Tauscher, Chad Clifton, Matt Giordano, Korey Hall, Daryn Colledge, Jason Spitz, Scott Wells, Caleb Schlauderaff, Ricky Elmore, etc) are able to feel some sense of vengeance. However, with Rodgers, Nelson, a 4/5 white OL, Hawk, Matthews, and Zombo, the Packers are still a white-friendly team in terms of starters. But still, it’s nice to see them undergo a much-needed “reality check.”
CAPTION: DropMichael Finley
Naturally, it was highly amusing to watch “Wigger Pete” (Carroll) having his heart broken against Arizona...
CAPTION: "You're Black, Now Get Out There an Win For Massa!"
Also, how the hell did white WR, Charly Martin, make the team (he had a 15-yard catch and was playing at the end of the game) over Kris Durham? Scratch that question, because we already know the answer…Martin is a racially-acceptable “Welker Clone,” and Durham is a big-bodied outside receiver with the size, speed, and leaping ability of Calvin Johnson. Thus, he wasn’t welcome on Pete’s Pacific Plantation.
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