Finally, a beacon of hope in the midst of New England’s
“Great Off-Season De-Whitening Program!” Strangely enough, this signing was likely at the incessant urging of little Joshy McWiggles. Lest we forget…his 2010 draft as Broncos head coach was one of the whitest and most successful of any team in recent memory (Tebow, Walton, Beadles, Decker, and Olsen).
Since it was raining outside, I was actually watching ESPN last night and the perfectly-seasoned, Marxist hacks in Bristol were actually making some valid points after the “big news” first broke. They were suggesting that, unlike Tebow’s time in Denver and New York (where he played behind less-than-stellar starters in Orton and Sanchez), Brady won’t ever be “looking over his shoulder” as the fans and media clamor for Tebow to be inserted. Unless Brady retires, Tebow will never start at QB. However, Tebow could learn under Brady and perhaps instigate New England to trade the marajauna-puffing wigger QB, Ryan Mallett…
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As for Tebow playing the role of a “power running back,” it would certainly help to quell the stinging loss of dynamic scat-back, Danny Woodhead. Aside from the vile, portly, plodding, sucker-punching black wretch, LeGarette Blount (and to a lesser extent, PED-abusing Brandon Boulden), all of New England’s current crop of running backs are undersized “scat backs”…
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Given the preposterously-low interest in Tebow’s services (especially given the sea of media attention and ticket/merchandise sales such a signing would incur), I’d be happy if Tebow made the Patriots’ 53-man roster as Brady’s backup.
In other news, New England also re-signed the talented, yet injury prone LB, A.J. Edds. Edds started a few games for New England back in 2011.