Anyhow, I browsed through a few DWF comments and was pretty surprised to see some calls for a Hebrew Hammer "lifetime suspension", I guess they didn't realize it would be racist and anti-semitic to penalize him in any way. Braun hit six million homers in 2011 and that's all we need to remember. But even a self-interested multiculturalist has to admit it is pretty funny that he escaped his penalty by getting a really crafty cadre of lawyers to sue over a technicality.
The only reason Braun wasn’t suspended in 2011 is because his “World Record Setting,” testosterone-laced urine sample wasn’t shipped via FedEx on the exact same day it was received (because it arrived late in the evening), which apparently wasn’t in complete accordance with “pee testing protocol.” Thus, he got off on this ludicrous technicality. Now this “Biogenesis” clinic controversy arises, from which Braun almost certainly purchased PED’s in the past. I was watching ESPN the other day, and Braun’s goy-boy teammates were being interviewed, all of whom fervently avowed that they “believed he was clean.”
Braun, whose last name, of course, literally translates to “Brown” in German (a make-believe surname featuring a color, is there a more telling sign of a German, Swiss, or Austrian Heeb?), actually has a Catholic mother…but he never seems to mention her when polishing his proverbial menorah during the endless parade of interviews in which he expresses his
“great pride” in being a
“role model for Jewish children.” Cheating at your profession, lying to the masses, utilizing corporate lawyers to bend the rules, and fine-tuning your art of deception…yes, those fledgling Yarmulke-heads who hope to emulate Braun will make fine Jews in adulthood! Here is Braun’s father, Joe (supposedly raised in Israel as a child), who actually looks rather white…
CAPTION: Joe Braun With Twerp Son, Ryan
Braun is such a protrusive Jew-boy that back in 2007, he was invited to the annual “White House Hanukah Party,” a vile tradition first inaugurated by Arch Zionist High Chief Supreme, George W. Bush, back in 2001. Below is photo of George “W” (Wigger) speaking at the event in which Braun was presumably somewhere in the crowd (or possibly in the men's room with a syringe dangling from his “tuckus”)...
CAPTION: Honorary Yid “W,” Speaks at 2007 Hanukah Dinner
I hope that Braun-o-wicz, along with that police lineup of portly, taco-imbibing “Latinos” are all suspended.
