Jordy Nelson has been the most dynamic wide receiver in the NFL this season. The son of a dairy farmer from rural Kansas seems to shine most intensely while on the grandest of stages. His 6-catch, 115-yard, 2-TD performance against the Bears on Christmas Day faultlessly exemplified his body of work this season. That is, despite playing a racially-appropriate role of a “part time receiver” on his own squad, Jordy has delivered a staggering 59 catches, 1,101 yards and 12 TDs, averaging an utterly-electrifying 19 yards per reception. One can only dream of what this tall, strong, athletic, big-bodied, speedy receiving-maven could accomplish if he were to ever be truly “unleashed.” Prediction…Charlie would voraciously devour the entire Chocolate Factory.
On this scintillating 55-yard TD grab, Nelson blazed past Bears’ safety, Major Wright, as if the Cocoa-Boy were treading water. Naturally, the glass lense of the Great Eye made certain to peer at the other safety, Craig Steltz, who was merely trying to correct Wright’s mistake…
CAPTION: Major Wright Burned, Craig Steltz Spurned
Nelson added a 2-yard TD later in the contest, outmuscling black scrub, Zach Bowman…
CAPTION: DWF Delight
Near the end of the broadcast, Nelson was shown with his lovely wife, Emily, and their young son, Royal, wishing the audience a “Merry Christmas.” It was an unabashedly-sweet moment (depicting a young white man managing a great family life whilst dominating on the football field) in a nation otherwise devoid of such wholesomeness and virtue…
CAPTION: Nelson With Wife & Son
Wes Welker abused his old team once again, amassing 12 catches for 138 yards. His league-leading total through 15 games is now 116 catches for 1,518 and 9 TDs. He’s been everything for New England this season, and then some…
CAPTION: Eighty-Three Expends Energy of Ethiopians
The defensively-flawed Patriots were sleep-walking for three quarters and certainly didn’t deserve to win this game, but I’m glad they did. Since they’ve been so dreadful in the playoffs (while playing at home, no less) since 2009, I’m worried about their chances, even with a 1[SUP]st[/SUP] round bye and home field advantage. Also, due to injuries, the Patriots closed the game with 3 black offensive lineman (Cannon, Waters, and Thomas). This from a squad that hasn’t had a non-white OL to crack the 53-man roster for several seasons at a time…let alone the starting lineup. Hopefully Matt Light (ankle) and Logan Mankins (knee) will return next week, sending Thomas and Cannon to the bench.
Toby Gerhart had his best professional outing against the Redskins, germinated by a gruesome knee injury to the undeniably-great Adrian Peterson. As other alluded to; Peterson’s days of dominance may be over. It doesn’t please me for Gerhart to receive his starting position due to injury, but if this will afford Toby the chance to become a superstar running NFL back, then so be it. I remember watching the video (on NFL.com) of Wes Welker blowing out his knee in a meaningless game in 2009 against the Texans. The comment section for the video featured merciless, racial taunting by DWFs. I can recall some of their brain-dead reactions…
“Whiteboy Down!” “LOL!” “Hahaha!” “LMFAO!” I wonder if they’ll mock Peterson in a similar manner?
CAPTION: The Tears of Gerhart’s Opportunity
While “filling in” for Peterson over the span of 4 games (whilst losing countless carries to Percy Harvin), Gerhart has amassed 94 carries for 464 rushing yards and 1 TD, and 22 catches for 187 yards and 3 TDs…
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CAPTION: 67-Yard Burst-O-Speed
Speaking of white running backs, Peyton Hillis seems to have finally returned to his former self, following up his 99-yard performance last week against Arizona with a 112-yard day against the Ravens stout defense. Hillis is proving that when he isn’t injured, he can every bit of the dominant back that won him the cover of “Madden 12.” With any luck, he can close out the season with another great game against the Steelers…
CAPTION: Peyton Passes Pollard
Despite the Texans’ struggles, it was a nice week overall. 2011 has arguably been the best year for our cause. This year featured the first time that two white receivers on the same team each achieved a 1,000-yard season (Welker and Gronkowski) since the 1960’s, the first time that a white receiver has lead the NFL in receiving (Welker) since the 1980’s, the first time that two white running backs had a 100-yard rushing game in the same week (Hillis and Gerhart) since the 1980's, a white TE (Gronkowski) broke the touchdown single-season TD record held by two non-white TEs (Gates and Davis), the emergence of the first legitimate “deep threat” wide receiver (Nelson) since Patrick Jeffers, white players continuing to shine to defense, etc.