Brett Favre, the certified megalomaniac, is once again "teasing"Â the legion of drunken white fans (who, justifiably, have grown to loathe his yearly "deliberations"Â) and the corporate media (who prefer to masturbate to the most narcissistic of athletes) with vague and contradictory text messages to his teammates and his most obsessed admirer (and/or celebrity stalker), the always-emotional Steve Mariucci. He has all of the Football FanBoys wrapped around his selfish little finger. Mariucci then announced that the supposed retirement is not actually definite. What? You mean this modern theater "isn't over,"Â I'm so stunned.
And, yes, I know the counter-argument"¦ "Well, at least it's a white player generating this type media frenzy." Yeah, right. His bizarre behavior makes him look like an utter fool, a liar, and a vacillating egomaniac. Seriously, what kind of a self-described "Louisiana country boy" does this sort of thing? How does he live with himself knowing that he is the never-ending topic of conversation? Perhaps the same guy who, despite being the "Unofficial President of Green Bay Wisconsin," did and said nothing for 15+ seasons to petition the Green Bay Packers into signing any white skill players besides WR Bill Schroeder (who he treated poorly) and TE Mark Churmura (who he never publicly defended, even after he was found innocent)? This is one of the best overall football players in the history of the NFL effectively tarnishing everything he's accomplished with 5 years of melodramatic nothingness.
Every season that "Favre Watch" continues it's like depositing money (via increased ratings) into the bank accounts of infinitely anti-white corporations such as ESPN and NFL Network. And no, for once, it's not the media's fault (those twits are just pandering to attention-whores and ignoring pertinent news, as usual)"¦it's always been him.
If his ankle isn't healing correctly, that's fine"¦then either retire or report to training camp to help your teammates prepare until you're healthy. Isn't that what any normal player would do"¦even the most self-absorbed, infantile blacks? Favre had an amazing, age-defying season in 2009, but this "Legendary Tale" is being turned into a "Funny Story."ÂEdited by: Thrashen