The other day, the poster “Scroat” sent me a PM featuring a link to a particularly egregious commercial for
“Taco Bell.” At the time, I hadn’t yet seen the commercial on TV…until last night. This despicable, Negro-flavored, Marxist-to-the-core ad is simple enough to follow: a white man sitting at the park bench, enthusiastically imbibing one of Taco Bell’s latest imitation meat products whilst watching a sweat-enveloped group of big, tall, young, muscular, athletic, shirtless Negroes dunking basketballs and emitting primal roars of masculinity.
The “star” of this ultra-anti-white advertisement is a white eunuch named “Doug.” Unsurprisingly, Doug’s appearance and demeanor have been proficiently molded to meet the
“White Man Humiliated in Corporate TV Commercial" prototype. At this juncture, I propose that we pause momentarily to dissect this Yid-contrived specimen…
CAPTION: Douchebag Doug Doting Over Dunking Deviants
THE UNWRITTEN RULES WHEN CASTING WHITE MALES IN COMMECIALS:
1) He must always be short in stature and small-bodied such that he may appear physically and sexually inadequate when contrasted against all non-white males, women, animals, and sometimes even children.
2) He must always feature light hair and colored eyes, so that he is unambiguously “white” and is never accidentally mistaken for a light-skinned Hispanic.
3) His physique must be pudgy, unathletic, and his amorphous muscles must be in a state of life-threatening atrophy…but he must never be morbidly obese, as this might offend some in the Fat Community.
4) Facially, he must meet one of two criteria…A) Be clean shaven, but only average-looking and not handsome in any way. The kind of face that nobody remembers 10 seconds subsequent to the terminus of the commercial. B) An ugly, portly face with a disheveled, unattractive beard (preferable blond, red, or auburn in color). “Dougie Boy” appears to meet “Facial Prototype #1.”
5) If he is permitted to speak, he must be as wildly immature, daft, materialistic, homosexualized, buffoonish, clueless, annoying, rude, effete, and inarticulate as humanly possible. Other non-white, female, animal, and child characters should exploit any/all of these weaknesses in order to humiliate, emasculate, swindle, fool, or physically abuse him.
6) He should always be confronted with physical violence or feelings of physical, psychological, or sexual inferiority. If not, he must be humiliated in another suitable manner.
Alright, now that the always-white “ass end of the joke” has been properly appraised, let’s move on to the “heroes” of this Saxon-Slandering digital feces…the virile Negros playing basketball. Make sure to “compare and contrast” the following images (which include Negroes blocking shots and dunking over the two white players) against those of “Doug” featured above…
CAPTION: Collage of Cultural Communism
JEWISH NARRATOR said:
“You can run with these guys, Doug. Sure, they might be three times your size.”
Eventually, after the “characters” have been properly introduced, the plot thickens as Doug (the archetypal DWF), noticeably inspired by observing his chocolate protagonists performing feats of superhuman athleticism, grows more confident with each bite of Taco Bell goodness. The “big laugh” from the unwashed, aptitude-deficient masses comes when Doug stands and walks towards to court, erroneously believing that he can play with blacks that are
“three times the man” he is. Quite naturally, the Negroes are perplexed at his impudence…
CAPTION: “Yo, Iz Dis Lil Whyte Muvafuka Crayzee, Ma Niggaz?”
The strong insinuation is that black males are not only infinitely more athletic, but are also “real men,” something guys like Doug could never hope to be. Despite the myriad of oh-so obvious slights against white men, I predict that this commercial will solicit high-pitched, glass-shattering laughter from the DWF subculture, as several of their favorite self-loathing topics of discussion (fast food, the laughable notion of black athletic superiority, white men being weak and getting humiliated, etc) are addressed in a mere 30 seconds of video.
Video…
[video=youtube;A4zmG0hhl0Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4zmG0hhl0Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player [/video]
I could dunk a basketball in a similar manner to these feloniously-ugly street vermin when I was in 8[SUP]th[/SUP] grade, as could many in my all-white school. Also, I’ve only eaten at Taco Bell a handful of times in my life, and every time I was shocked at how little the portions are. Any man with a real appetite would need to spend $15-$20 (one could spend half that at a real restaurant) to become adequately filled with their infamous “Grade F” meat-laden products. Thankfully, Taco Bell has added their name to my lengthy rolodex of corporations that I shall boycott (and speak ill of) for the remainder of my life.
FYI – This commercial was directed by a Yid named Hank Perlman from a firm called "Hungry Man." Of course, “Perlman” is a notorious Ashkenazic Jewish surname. 30 seconds of research revealed that he's from Chicago and currently lives in Jew York Sh-tty...
CAPTION: Shylock Bastard, Hank Perlman
