so, he's not in the NFL yet (despite the hype), but Florida State black quarterback Jameis Winston was on the receiving end of a hilarious mistake by the FSU media relations department.
FSU, in helping Winston gear up for the media blitz of his sophomore season, had the "brilliant" idea of opening up a question-answer session to the public on Twitter with the aforementioned supahstah using the hashtag #AskJameis … hilarity ensued.
literally hundreds of questions poured in, lambasting Winston for his alleged rape non-conviction, his stealing of crab legs this summer from Publix, and numerous history queries for the supposed history major. hahaha!!! below, i've posted some of the funnier ones as well as a couple of my own.
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What's easier to get rid of; crabs you just lifted from Public or crabs you picked up from an unconscious chick you just banged? #AskJameis
#AskJameis In your opinion, was the Cold War inevitable? If not, was the United States or the USSR more to blame? Was we scrong?
@FSU_Football aside from your game, how much has your use/comprehension of the English language improved this offseason? #AskJameis
#AskJameis Bro you went Undeafted on the field. And also in the court room. Do you consider yourself the next OJ?
#AskJameis if the Publix employees at check out are in man coverage and you're running a read-option with the crab legs, what do you do?
Are those Alaskan King Crab Legs in your pants or are you just happy to see me? #AskJameis @FSU_Football
#AskJameis do you think you'll repeat as the Heisman trophy winner, like you did 5th grade?
Which group protects you better, the Florida State offensive line, or the Tallahassee Police Department? #AskJameis
#AskJameis did you steal the crab legs cause you couldn't read the price tag??
what color crayon do you use when you take your school tests? #AskJameis
#AskJameis You read corner blitz by Publix store security, do you check down to the halibut filets or just tuck the crab claws and haul ass
#AskJameis Would you say publix has a better defense than clemson?
#askjameis do you think urbanization in Tallahassee is having a positive or negative impact on the community and why? Cite examples
#AskJameis Favorite animated crab: Sebastian from "The Little Mermaid" or Mr. Krabs from "Spongebob Squarepants"?"
#AskJameis what goes better with crab legs? Butter or 20 hours of community service?
#AskJameis Heisman trophy winners almost never repeat, but do you think you'll be able to get away with rape in back to back seasons?
#askjameis what do you think is worse, the things that all these people are saying to you, or the fact that you can't read them?
What are the kinds of qualities you look for in a potential sexual assault victim? #AskJameis
#AskJameis Which did you find harder to open, the legs of the crabs or the non-consenting women?
Why did you steal crab legs when most girls on FSU's campus would have given you crabs for free? #AskJameis
Which sentence do you think you'll complete first, one in English, or one for a crime you've committed? #AskJameis
i hope you enjoyed that as much as i did. LMFAO!!!! there are lots more if you do some looking around. LOL