Phall
Master
The Brigham Young University Cougars have started 18, 16, 15, 16, 16, 16, 14, 12, and 14 whites since 2005, followed by last year's piddling sum of 9 (or 8, going strictly by last season's camp projections). This year looks to continue the trend into historical non-whiteness for a private school founded on the niche religion of a small group of whites. Polynesians are prominent and may soon comprise a majority of the roster... very strange. Head coach Bronco Mendenhall has led the team since 2003 and has refused lucrative contract offers over the years due to his professed Mormon faith. I don't know when or what flipped the switch for him exactly in terms of purging white players from his roster - perhaps one of his Polynesian coordinators?
This team is still one to turn your dials to because of superstar quarterback Taysom Hill. Back from injury, he looks to lead a serious Heisman campaign as the most prolific white dual-threat QB since perhaps Tim Tebow. Hill can pad his gaudy stats by tossing to his pair of white receivers Nick Kurtz and Mitch Mathews. Although Kurtz is slightly more tenured, the 6'6 senior Mathews has a good shot at an NFL roster thanks to his size. Senior running back Nate Conner has a decent chance to poach carries after the recent injury of the anointed black starter.
QB: Taysom Hill
WR: Nick Kurtz
WR: Mitch Mathews
TE: Steven Richards
RG: Kyle Johnson
RT: Ryker Mathews
Defensively, the Cougars are a snooze-fest assembly of Polynesians who have seen the light of 1. the prophet John Smith 2. the prospect of free college and 3. the prophecy of high seats at the racial hierarchy table. Not necessarily in that order.
Sophomore Micah Hanneman is an intriguing defensive back who projects to start at corner this season and beyond.
LB: Austin Heder
CB: Micah Hanneman
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http://www.loyalcougars.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/2015-06-23-Media-Day.jpg
This team is still one to turn your dials to because of superstar quarterback Taysom Hill. Back from injury, he looks to lead a serious Heisman campaign as the most prolific white dual-threat QB since perhaps Tim Tebow. Hill can pad his gaudy stats by tossing to his pair of white receivers Nick Kurtz and Mitch Mathews. Although Kurtz is slightly more tenured, the 6'6 senior Mathews has a good shot at an NFL roster thanks to his size. Senior running back Nate Conner has a decent chance to poach carries after the recent injury of the anointed black starter.
QB: Taysom Hill
WR: Nick Kurtz
WR: Mitch Mathews
TE: Steven Richards
RG: Kyle Johnson
RT: Ryker Mathews
Defensively, the Cougars are a snooze-fest assembly of Polynesians who have seen the light of 1. the prophet John Smith 2. the prospect of free college and 3. the prophecy of high seats at the racial hierarchy table. Not necessarily in that order.
Sophomore Micah Hanneman is an intriguing defensive back who projects to start at corner this season and beyond.
LB: Austin Heder
CB: Micah Hanneman
source:
http://www.loyalcougars.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/2015-06-23-Media-Day.jpg