Thrashen
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Yes, it was another fantastic post by Don. He has a magical gift for “summing up†the current predicament of Western whites.
Anyway, back to the NFL. Barring a miracle 9-game stretch for Rob Gronkowksi (he’ll need to average around 110 yards per game), the following white players have chance at a 1,000-yard season…
1) Through seven games, Eric Decker has 42 catches, 627 yards and 3 TDs. He’s on pace for 96 catches, 1,433 yards and 7 TDs.
2) Through six games, Jordy Nelson has 32 catches, 532 yards and 5 TDs. He’s on pace for 85 catches, 1,418 yards and 14 TDs.
3) Through seven games, Jordan Cameron has 45 catches, 515 yards and 6 TDs. He’s on pace for 103 catches, 1,177 yards and 14 TDs.
4) Through seven games, Wes Welker has 44 catches, 474 yards and 8 TDs. He’s on pace for 101 catches, 1,083 yards and 18 TDs.
5) Through seven games, Julian Edelman has 46 catches, 455 yards and 2 TDs. He’s on pace for 105 catches, 1,040 yards and 5 TDs.
6) Witten and Hartline are each on pace for around 900 yards, but 2-3 100-yard games could change that outlook.
With the return of Gronkowski, the Patriots started 11 whites yesterday, not counting DT Chris Jones, who we’ve established to be perhaps 1/8[SUP]th[/SUP] black. With another laughably-poor performance for LB Donte Hightower (another Nick Saban player too obese to run, cover, or tackle in the NFL), one might anticipate that Dane Fletcher could certainly see increased playing time in the next week against Miami.
It should be noted that Dan Deirdorf, one of the great sultans of Casteon Announcing, was stupendously anti-Caste in his commentary yesterday. He expressed great displeasure when RB Stevan Ridley “high-stepped†into the endzone. He disparaged the lack of speed possessed by Spikes and Hightower. He said he was happy to see Austin Collie back in the NFL. He spoke about Gronkowski as though he were superhuman. He continually praised Julian Edelman’s speed and athleticism, particularly so on his electrifying punt return (and the one that was called back), which might have been the best exhibition in “jump cutting†and raw speed I’ve ever seen in the NFL…
I fully anticipate New England to reload and win next week, as they always seem to match up well against Miami. Aside from the Atlanta game and the end of the Saints game, Brady hasn’t been sharp this season. Undoubtedly, most of his misfires are likely due to the loss of Welker, Woodhead, Gronkowski, Lloyd, Hernandez, Vereen, and Branch. If anyone can right the ship and lead this team into the playoffs, it’ll be him.
Anyway, back to the NFL. Barring a miracle 9-game stretch for Rob Gronkowksi (he’ll need to average around 110 yards per game), the following white players have chance at a 1,000-yard season…
1) Through seven games, Eric Decker has 42 catches, 627 yards and 3 TDs. He’s on pace for 96 catches, 1,433 yards and 7 TDs.
2) Through six games, Jordy Nelson has 32 catches, 532 yards and 5 TDs. He’s on pace for 85 catches, 1,418 yards and 14 TDs.
3) Through seven games, Jordan Cameron has 45 catches, 515 yards and 6 TDs. He’s on pace for 103 catches, 1,177 yards and 14 TDs.
4) Through seven games, Wes Welker has 44 catches, 474 yards and 8 TDs. He’s on pace for 101 catches, 1,083 yards and 18 TDs.
5) Through seven games, Julian Edelman has 46 catches, 455 yards and 2 TDs. He’s on pace for 105 catches, 1,040 yards and 5 TDs.
6) Witten and Hartline are each on pace for around 900 yards, but 2-3 100-yard games could change that outlook.
With the return of Gronkowski, the Patriots started 11 whites yesterday, not counting DT Chris Jones, who we’ve established to be perhaps 1/8[SUP]th[/SUP] black. With another laughably-poor performance for LB Donte Hightower (another Nick Saban player too obese to run, cover, or tackle in the NFL), one might anticipate that Dane Fletcher could certainly see increased playing time in the next week against Miami.
It should be noted that Dan Deirdorf, one of the great sultans of Casteon Announcing, was stupendously anti-Caste in his commentary yesterday. He expressed great displeasure when RB Stevan Ridley “high-stepped†into the endzone. He disparaged the lack of speed possessed by Spikes and Hightower. He said he was happy to see Austin Collie back in the NFL. He spoke about Gronkowski as though he were superhuman. He continually praised Julian Edelman’s speed and athleticism, particularly so on his electrifying punt return (and the one that was called back), which might have been the best exhibition in “jump cutting†and raw speed I’ve ever seen in the NFL…
I fully anticipate New England to reload and win next week, as they always seem to match up well against Miami. Aside from the Atlanta game and the end of the Saints game, Brady hasn’t been sharp this season. Undoubtedly, most of his misfires are likely due to the loss of Welker, Woodhead, Gronkowski, Lloyd, Hernandez, Vereen, and Branch. If anyone can right the ship and lead this team into the playoffs, it’ll be him.
