Thrashen
Hall of Famer
When the everlastingly-odious Caste Master, “Plantation Pete” Carroll, assembled his diabolically anti-white 2013 Seattle Seahawks squad, I like to envision him attired head-to-toe in one of his famously-homoerotic, neon green nylon track suits, his wrinkle-stitched face decorated with a mindless Corporate grimace, his silver, feathery pompadour tousled from a raucous session of grab-ass with his Afrocentric roster, seated in the office of Jewish billionaire owner, Paul Allen, with white-abhorring GM, John Schneider, seated at his right hand…
CAPTION: Arch Wiggers (Allen, Schneider, Carroll) Congregate in Africa West
It was Schneider who assembled the lily-white 2010 Green Bay Packers championship roster, but he’s since done a 180-degree turn into the Casteon doldrums, drafting 8/9 blacks in 2010, 7/9 blacks in 2011, 9/10 blacks in 2012, and 8/11 blacks in 2013. It should be noted that aside from 3[SUP]rd[/SUP] round guard John Moffit and 4[SUP]th[/SUP] round WR Kris Durham, all of the whites drafted have been very low picks, most of whom never actually made the 53-man roster. These drafts, along with his nearly all-Afro signings during free agency, were the genesis of this loathsome 2013 crew.
While the Yarmulke-clad Allen surfs his computer for interracial pornography and Tim Wise articles, Carroll and Schneider take turns groveling at his hollowed feet whilst softly whispering the names of the whites starters for the upcoming season.
“Sire…we know you won’t be happy with this unfortunate news...but there will be five whites on the field this season." [Allen raises his fist in anger] “My lord, wait! Four of them are on the offensive line!”
Projected Offensive Starters:
LG – Paul McQuiston
C – Max Unger
RG – JR Sweezy
RT - Breno Giacomini*
TE – Zach Miller
*Note – I know that Breno Giacomini is Italian, but he looks a little “off” to me. He looks like a much larger version of Patriots safety, Steve Gregory. Perhaps Breno’s mother had some non-white ancestry? Nevertheless, he has very light skin and certainly passes the “eye test” while in uniform…
CAPTION: Giacomini
Projected Defensive Starters:
N/A
CAPTION: No White Vocation on Pete’s Plantation
Fear not, my “12[SUP]th[/SUP] Man” Negro nut-huggers, for several white back-ups and lowly special teamers should crack the 53-man roster in the form of the following players…
WR - Bryan Walters
OG – John Moffit
OT – Mike Person
TE – Luke Wilson
TE – Sean McGrath
QB – Brady Quinn
S – Chris Maragos
P – Jon Ryan
K – Steven Hauchka
LS – Clint Gresham
CAPTION: Former Charger, Bryan Walters, Seeks Roster Spot
CAPTION: Reserve Safety / Towel Boy, Chris Maragos
12-13-14 overall white players is becoming the “New NFL Average,” with certain squads such as the Steelers and Patriots influencing the average on the lower and upper ends of the spectrum, respectively. May “Planation Pete,” his beloved Uncle Tom black quarterback “Black Russell Terrier,” and the rest of his PED-abusing troop struggle mightily this season…
CAPTION: “Time for Your Post-Practice, Deep-Tissue Massage, My Love!”
Of course, this revolting club could post an 0-16 record and still manage to emit the requisite volume of malodorous jockstrap vapors to sufficiently inebriate their racially-obtuse white fanbase into a woozy state of Negro-deifying jubilation…
CAPTION: 12[SUP]th[/SUP] Circle of Hell
CAPTION: Lowest Quality Whites Ever Born in World History
CAPTION: DWFs Engage in Psychosexual Screaming Therapy
CAPTION: Presumably-Fatherless Seattle Mudshark
CAPTION: WWII Zio-Vet Turned Negro-Loving Sycophant
CAPTION: Mindless White Vermin Play Dress-Up
CAPTION: Random Buffoons Lionize Blacks, Deserve Violent Beating
CAPTION: The Hollow-Headed, Neon Rabble
CAPTION: "Chant with me, now, son! -- Negroes! Negroes! Negroes!"
CAPTION: Arch Wiggers (Allen, Schneider, Carroll) Congregate in Africa West
It was Schneider who assembled the lily-white 2010 Green Bay Packers championship roster, but he’s since done a 180-degree turn into the Casteon doldrums, drafting 8/9 blacks in 2010, 7/9 blacks in 2011, 9/10 blacks in 2012, and 8/11 blacks in 2013. It should be noted that aside from 3[SUP]rd[/SUP] round guard John Moffit and 4[SUP]th[/SUP] round WR Kris Durham, all of the whites drafted have been very low picks, most of whom never actually made the 53-man roster. These drafts, along with his nearly all-Afro signings during free agency, were the genesis of this loathsome 2013 crew.
While the Yarmulke-clad Allen surfs his computer for interracial pornography and Tim Wise articles, Carroll and Schneider take turns groveling at his hollowed feet whilst softly whispering the names of the whites starters for the upcoming season.
“Sire…we know you won’t be happy with this unfortunate news...but there will be five whites on the field this season." [Allen raises his fist in anger] “My lord, wait! Four of them are on the offensive line!”
Projected Offensive Starters:
LG – Paul McQuiston
C – Max Unger
RG – JR Sweezy
RT - Breno Giacomini*
TE – Zach Miller
*Note – I know that Breno Giacomini is Italian, but he looks a little “off” to me. He looks like a much larger version of Patriots safety, Steve Gregory. Perhaps Breno’s mother had some non-white ancestry? Nevertheless, he has very light skin and certainly passes the “eye test” while in uniform…
CAPTION: Giacomini
Projected Defensive Starters:
N/A
CAPTION: No White Vocation on Pete’s Plantation
Fear not, my “12[SUP]th[/SUP] Man” Negro nut-huggers, for several white back-ups and lowly special teamers should crack the 53-man roster in the form of the following players…
WR - Bryan Walters
OG – John Moffit
OT – Mike Person
TE – Luke Wilson
TE – Sean McGrath
QB – Brady Quinn
S – Chris Maragos
P – Jon Ryan
K – Steven Hauchka
LS – Clint Gresham
CAPTION: Former Charger, Bryan Walters, Seeks Roster Spot
CAPTION: Reserve Safety / Towel Boy, Chris Maragos
12-13-14 overall white players is becoming the “New NFL Average,” with certain squads such as the Steelers and Patriots influencing the average on the lower and upper ends of the spectrum, respectively. May “Planation Pete,” his beloved Uncle Tom black quarterback “Black Russell Terrier,” and the rest of his PED-abusing troop struggle mightily this season…
CAPTION: “Time for Your Post-Practice, Deep-Tissue Massage, My Love!”
Of course, this revolting club could post an 0-16 record and still manage to emit the requisite volume of malodorous jockstrap vapors to sufficiently inebriate their racially-obtuse white fanbase into a woozy state of Negro-deifying jubilation…
CAPTION: 12[SUP]th[/SUP] Circle of Hell
CAPTION: Lowest Quality Whites Ever Born in World History
CAPTION: DWFs Engage in Psychosexual Screaming Therapy
CAPTION: Presumably-Fatherless Seattle Mudshark
CAPTION: WWII Zio-Vet Turned Negro-Loving Sycophant
CAPTION: Mindless White Vermin Play Dress-Up
CAPTION: Random Buffoons Lionize Blacks, Deserve Violent Beating
CAPTION: The Hollow-Headed, Neon Rabble
CAPTION: "Chant with me, now, son! -- Negroes! Negroes! Negroes!"
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Hilarious caption but poor kid. Being raised by a dunce like that....
