2013 NFL Season Week One

[davidholly]

affeletic style and showmanship over purpose. A pick 6 turns into a touch back. Moron. On a another note Dallas Clark looks like he did over 3 years ago. Good to see him back. He gotta hold on to the ball tho.

Why isn't he wearing receiver gloves?

 

[Wes Woodhead]

Why isn't he wearing receiver gloves?

Dallas has never really worn gloves. IDK why that is, but I have always noticed he didnt wear them.

 

[Westside]

affelet makes huge stupid mistake, allowing the Ravens a chance to win. Will there be discipline? Nah, the kid just got euphoric with excitement. Meanwhile Decker continues to struggle. Highs and lows. Manning with 7 TDs! and Decker struggling.

 

[Leonardfan]

It's nice to see Manning shred this coal black defense. Honestly though it almost looks to easy. Both of these teams are supposed to be super bowl contenders and their defenses have given up 49 and 27 points. It goes to show the coal black defenses and the rule changes making the game more skewed to the offensive side just show how much easier the QB position is to play.

A decade ago a QB throwing for 7 TDs would be almost unheard of - throwing 3 TDs was even a rarity. Not taking anything away from Manning but its obvious that the great passing QBs are exploiting these rules but they also benefit the black quarterbacks.

 

[davidholly]

I think blaming these massive point totals on rule changes is a total copout to cover for the fact that these black defenses can't keep up. Black DBs are worse than ever. Black pass rushers are horrendous nowadays. Run a no huddle offense and the age old black problem of poor black stamina rears its ugly head.

 

[Wes Woodhead]

Yea these coal black defenses are horrible. The game of football has been all but destroyed by the high number of blacks in general. If the teams really cared about winning every defense would have a few white men starting. Especially LB, and DE.

 

[MiamiHeatFan]

Uncle Al sounded almost depressed when announcing that Peyton Manning now has 6 TD passes in the game.

This is a first

I normally notice analysts overpraising great White QBs like Peyton

 

[whiteathlete33]

This is a first

I normally notice analysts overpraising great White QBs like Peyton

Overpraising Matty G?

 

[DixieDestroyer]

Was awesome to see Peyton remind everyone why he's the best player in the NFL & future HOF'er!

I was also glad to see WW haul in 2 TDs . However, I wish he (& Decker) would've had more yards.

 

[Thrashen]

I've only watched about 3 minutes of this garbage tonight, in spurts. Yes there is Welker, Decker and some others. But overall this game is too dark for me. Perhaps if Denver had a few more whites on defense and Hester, it might've been different for me. If the game goes on beyond midnight, I might catch the end. If not, I will merely check the box score to see how the few whites that played fared.

Yes, what an unexciting, frustrating, Africa-imbued contest. From that gay, anticlimactic, 45-minute “lightning delay,” to the Genesis of the NFL’s next turtle-paced black “superstar” at TE, to drops/fumbles by Welker, Decker, and Clark, to Christine’s never-ending Casteon commentary, to 1/22 white defensive starters (with only Wolfe and Unrein playing for either team in the entire game), to 8/44 white overall starters, to the vile culmination of the Broncos’ systematic de-whitening program on full display. Some observations…

I know Joel Dreessen has an injured knee, but why didn’t Jacob Tamme play a single snap? Is Julius Thomas, a player who never played high school football (and barely played NCAA football) and is perhaps the slowest, weakest, and most fragile starting TE in football really that much better than a player who started all last season? Manning seems to adore him, forcing the ball in his direction like Tom Brady always did to Aaron Hernandez.

Will Dallas Clark, who finished with 7 catches for 87 yards, start ahead of the putrid Ed D1ckson at TE in the coming weeks? Hopefully, since the Ravens have three white starters. Perhaps we can hope for an injury to Torre Smith or Jacoby Jones so that Stokley can start at WR? Wait, no, he’s far too “slow” according to the noticeably-aging Collinsworth(less) and “Rabbi Al”…

CAPTION: World’s Oldest-Looking 54 Year Old

Aunt Christine didn’t much care when this “black bonehead” moment occurred, as he was too busy denigrating Stokley’s speed and doting over the Negro who layed a hard hit on Dallas Clark over the middle…

CAPTION: “Aw Yeah, I Dun Skored a Tutchduwn, Muvafuxkuz!”

As for Baltimore’s defense, well, backup, backup, backup OLB, John Simon, has little chance of ever playing. But hey, at least the rotund, hideous, fang-sporting, upright-walking fruit bat (with steroid-induced acne), “T-Sizzle,” seems to have shed at least 5 of the 50 lbs of blubber he gained whilst being injured last season…

CAPTION: All-Amerikan Sex Symbol

I know Welker and Decker (the only reason, along with Wolfe, to watch the Black Broncos) will both have big seasons, but I fear that Manning will endlessly feed the “Thomas Twins,” as he did last night. Despite 9 catches, Welker looked out-of-sync with Manning all night, and had more of his fumble/drop problems, a curse that plagued him during the 2011-2012 seasons in NE.

As for the Black Broncos’ offensive line, I suppose the best we can hope for is injures to their two Hispanic interior lineman, to be replaced by Moffitt, Kuper, or Vallos. Since there aren’t any white offensive tackles on the roster, it seems we’re stuck with Clady and the cross-eyed leviathan, Franklin…

Many of us were upset at Jacob Hester being cut last week, and rightfully so, as “Team Slow Poke,” Knowshon Moreno and Montee Ball, amassed a dazzling 52 yards on 17 carries. Neither seems to have NFL speed or agility. At least scat-back, Ronnie Hillman, seems to have legitimate speed.

In the AFC, New England should be twice as “white” as Denver in 2013, and Houston starts a similar number of whites as Denver (6 – Schaub, Myers, Daniels, Watt, Reed, Cushing), but has no white pass-catchers other than dynamic TE’s Owen Daniels and Garrett Graham. Hell, the Bengals start the same amount of whites as the Broncos…how disconcerting is that?

 

[bigunreal]

We should be ecstatic over an offense that features two white WRS. However, as others have noted here, Denver is as coal black as most NFL teams outside of the extremely rare Decker-Welker coupling on offense.

If last night is any indication, all the DWFs on the fantasy boards were correct- Welker will eat into Decker's numbers, but somehow not Demaryous's (man, it hurts just to write a ridiculous name like that) numbers. And with the "emergence" of another black Thomas at TE, I doubt whether we see many games where both Welker and Decker contribute much. In all likelihood, they will take turns being the honorary white target from game to game.

I started Decker in fantasy, so am understandably bitter about the dropped TD pass, and all the other missed connections from Manning. On one long pass play in the second half, Decker was wide open, but Manning inexplicably missed him by a mile. And then there was a bogus offensive pass interference call on Decker, meanwhile Demaryous (there goes that name again) was able to push off, Michael Irvin style, repeatedly, to get separation. Pushing off is just another black thing- we wouldn't understand.

Rotoworld's blurbs on the game were even worse than usual. The write ups for Decker, Welker, Stokley and Dallas Clark all mentioned their mistakes, and they particularly lambasted Clark, saying he was "slow" and to "ignore the stats," as Castean Hall of Famer Howard Cosell used to say.

 

[joegoofinoff]

I just saw that interception return on youtube. Like I keep saying, with most blacks it's only a matter of time until they make a mess of things. The only unknown quantity is just what it is they're going to do. The worst thing is that there's never any real improvement - learning fom mistakes. I assure everyone, Travethan's got it in him to make another bonehead mistake as that or even bigger. I look at it as justice being served on these crummy coaches.

joegoofinoff...

 

[celticdb15]

Stokely was targeted 3 times and hauled in 3 receptions for 34 yards. Clark hauled in 7 catches for 84 yards. Both these guys still have a lot left in the tank. Flacco's going to need to rely on them this year if he's going to have any success. Smith is a legit threat at receiver, Brown has some work to do but has some promise and Jones is a speedster who proved how fragile he is last night. If I'm the Ravens I'd be busting my ass looking for some younger receivers to bring in. Kauffman,Hogan, Vernon anyone?

 

[whiteathlete33]

Yes, what an unexciting, frustrating, Africa-imbued contest. From that gay, anticlimactic, 45-minute “lightning delay,†to the Genesis of the NFL’s next turtle-paced black “superstar†at TE, to drops/fumbles by Welker, Decker, and Clark, to Christine’s never-ending Casteon commentary, to 1/22 white defensive starters (with only Wolfe and Unrein playing for either team in the entire game), to 8/44 white overall starters, to the vile culmination of the Broncos’ systematic de-whitening program on full display. Some observations…

I know Joel Dreessen has an injured knee, but why didn’t Jacob Tamme play a single snap? Is Julius Thomas, a player who never played high school football (and barely played NCAA football) and is perhaps the slowest, weakest, and most fragile starting TE in football really that much better than a player who started all last season? Manning seems to adore him, forcing the ball in his direction like Tom Brady always did to Aaron Hernandez.

Will Dallas Clark, who finished with 7 catches for 87 yards, start ahead of the putrid Ed D1ckson at TE in the coming weeks? Hopefully, since the Ravens have three white starters. Perhaps we can hope for an injury to Torre Smith or Jacoby Jones so that Stokley can start at WR? Wait, no, he’s far too “slow†according to the noticeably-aging Collinsworth(less) and “Rabbi Alâ€â€¦

CAPTION: World’s Oldest-Looking 54 Year Old

Aunt Christine didn’t much care when this “black bonehead†moment occurred, as he was too busy denigrating Stokley’s speed and doting over the Negro who layed a hard hit on Dallas Clark over the middle…

CAPTION: “Aw Yeah, I Dun Skored a Tutchduwn, Muvafuxkuz!â€

As for Baltimore’s defense, well, backup, backup, backup OLB, John Simon, has little chance of ever playing. But hey, at least the rotund, hideous, fang-sporting, upright-walking fruit bat (with steroid-induced acne), “T-Sizzle,†seems to have shed at least 5 of the 50 lbs of blubber he gained whilst being injured last season…

CAPTION: All-Amerikan Sex Symbol

I know Welker and Decker (the only reason, along with Wolfe, to watch the Black Broncos) will both have big seasons, but I fear that Manning will endlessly feed the “Thomas Twins,†as he did last night. Despite 9 catches, Welker looked out-of-sync with Manning all night, and had more of his fumble/drop problems, a curse that plagued him during the 2011-2012 seasons in NE.

As for the Black Broncos’ offensive line, I suppose the best we can hope for is injures to their two Hispanic interior lineman, to be replaced by Moffitt, Kuper, or Vallos. Since there aren’t any white offensive tackles on the roster, it seems we’re stuck with Clady and the cross-eyed leviathan, Franklin…

Many of us were upset at Jacob Hester being cut last week, and rightfully so, as “Team Slow Poke,†Knowshon Moreno and Montee Ball, amassed a dazzling 52 yards on 17 carries. Neither seems to have NFL speed or agility. At least scat-back, Ronnie Hillman, seems to have legitimate speed.

In the AFC, New England should be twice as “white†as Denver in 2013, and Houston starts a similar number of whites as Denver (6 – Schaub, Myers, Daniels, Watt, Reed, Cushing), but has no white pass-catchers other than dynamic TE’s Owen Daniels and Garrett Graham. Hell, the Bengals start the same amount of whites as the Broncos…how disconcerting is that?

I look forward to your daily rants. Again, thanks, great stuff from you!

 

[dwid]

as far as the miscommunication between Manning and Welker, I wouldn't be too concerned. Welker runs a lot of option routes, which means the route he is going to run based on what coverage he sees, so starting out they probably aren't going to be on the same page, although it shouldn't take too long but I can see a little bit of why it happened, Manning is scanning the entire field, Welker is analyzing his side are aof the field. They are both smart and should be seeing the same thing in coverage. As far as Decker, I fear that he will be lucky to get a Kevin Walter role this year. As far as pushing off, Decker did it like once or twice a year since coming into the league and it was brought up a million times on tv about how coaches were complaining to officials etc. Thomas just isnt a blazer but is physical, I feel Decker has the similar skillset maybe even faster, and can run more routes, at least when looking at footage from last year. Thomas is limited in the different types of routes he can run, but perhaps this is why Welker was brought in, he excels on all of the routes.

 

[northwinds]

Edelman with the Patriots first TD reception for 2013....

 

[Leonardfan]

Patriots with Amendola and Edelman are fun to watch so far. Lots of balls going to them. I hope Sudfeld gets some looks soon.

 

[northwinds]

Patriots with Amendola and Edelman are fun to watch so far. Lots of balls going to them. I hope Sudfeld gets some looks soon.

Anyone have a good, free live-stream site for the Patriots game.......? Here in Atlanta we are getting only Falcons and Titans game

 

[Budmademewizer]

Message sent to you Northwinds

 

[Tannehill17]

The human turnstyle, Mr False Start himself, John Jerry gives up a sack that nearly took the Dolphins out of field goal range. This line of sumos cannot run block to save their lives, their pass blocking sucks as well and they're going to get Ryan Tannehill killed. Can't they put Danny Watkins in?

 

[fromhungary]

Anyone have a good, free live-stream site for the Patriots game.......? Here in Atlanta we are getting only Falcons and Titans game

http://www.wiziwig.tv/broadcast.php?matchid=215345&part=sports

 

[davidholly]

Anyone have a good, free live-stream site for the Patriots game.......? Here in Atlanta we are getting only Falcons and Titans game

http://firstrowus1.eu

 

[Claimjumper]

when do i get to see all these dynamic black quarterbacks show their upside? smiff, pryor have stunk up the joint and wilson, newton, and freeman havent done anything spectacular. is their upside only reached in the 2nd half when the coal black D's are worn out?

 

[Leonardfan]

Ok so on BSPN NFL Score tracker it initially said that Matt Simms threw an INT but it was actually Geno Smiff and Freeman throws an INT right away lol.

 

[northwinds]

Thanks for the links guys........Amendola leaves the game......looks like he re-strained his groin