2013 NFL Season Week One

I've only watched about 3 minutes of this garbage tonight, in spurts. Yes there is Welker, Decker and some others. But overall this game is too dark for me. Perhaps if Denver had a few more whites on defense and Hester, it might've been different for me. If the game goes on beyond midnight, I might catch the end. If not, I will merely check the box score to see how the few whites that played fared.

Anyhow, in the few minutes I was watching, little gay sounding "Aunt Crissie" was peeing his pants in glee over Denver's anonymous, mediocre OLB's from crappy SEC school Kentucky. After Dallas Clark dropped an easy TD, "Crissie" screamed like a 11 year old at Justin Bieber concert to Rabbi Al: "Al, I told you these guys [Denver's crappy OLB's] can flat out fly. I love them"!!!!!

Upon closer inspection, Clark, who is well beyond his prime (but still better than the blacks Baltimore has), rocketed right by one of the "special athletes" only to drop an easy ball. Needless to say "Aunt Crissie" was embarrassed by the replay.
 
Thomas has two TDs but I am completed unimpressed. He's just another black TE with the physicality of a wimpy WR and no knack to find open space on short routes. He really does look like a wimpy basketball player trying to play football.

Dallas Clark may have dropped a TD but he still looks like he has the knack and quickness to get open.

Welker continues to be unstoppable! 4 TDs for Manning! and counting.
 
Wes Welker (the most impossible to guard WR in the NFL) with his first TD catch of the year. He made that negro look like a chump twice. First when he burned him, and then when he shook him out of his shoes, and stepped into the end zone.
 
I've only watched about 3 minutes of this garbage tonight, in spurts. Yes there is Welker, Decker and some others. But overall this game is too dark for me. Perhaps if Denver had a few more whites on defense and Hester, it might've been different for me. If the game goes on beyond midnight, I might catch the end. If not, I will merely check the box score to see how the few whites that played fared.

Anyhow, in the few minutes I was watching, little gay sounding "Aunt Crissie" was peeing his pants in glee over Denver's anonymous, mediocre OLB's from crappy SEC school Kentucky. After Dallas Clark dropped an easy TD, "Crissie" screamed like a 11 year old at Justin Bieber concert to Rabbi Al: "Al, I told you these guys [Denver's crappy OLB's] can flat out fly. I love them"!!!!!

Upon closer inspection, Clark, who is well beyond his prime (but still better than the blacks Baltimore has), rocketed right by one of the "special athletes" only to drop an easy ball. Needless to say "Aunt Crissie" was embarrassed by the replay.

How the heck do all of these Kentucky guys get drafted? It's not like they've ever been any good at football the last few years. But of course, they got killed time and time again at Kentucky, who can't seem to beat Western Kentucky anymore. But they gotz the magical hip swivel and room brightening smile and also played in the SEC. I love how coaches need to bend over backwards to find these blacks from crappy schools, yet guys like Chase Thomas from a Top-10 BCS contender can't even make the Raiders. That my friends, is the NFL for you.

On a happy note, TD Welker!!
 
Welker with two TD's but Decker flubbed a TD pass on the play before. Guess which one I have in FF?
 
Manning and Welker making it look easy. Decker...christ! come on! that was a easy TD you dropped. He looked like an alligator affelet.
 
Welker with two TD's but Decker flubbed a TD pass on the play before. Guess which one I have in FF?


Welker?

I have Decker going on a few teams so I know how you feel. I also have Manning and Welker on multiple teams so it's a typical fantasy result, some good some bad. Maybe Decker will catch Peyton's 6th TD pass.
 
Ravens player mauls Broncos player on punt return after fair catch was called. Chris Collinsworth says the Ravens player just lost track of the ball. Wut?
 
Welker had Laderius Webb beaten by about 10 yards, but Peytons new upside laden line had him scrambling away and he underthrows it.
Crissie's take on the play? 'Lararius is sure doing a better job of covering Welker!'
 
How the heck do all of these Kentucky guys get drafted? It's not like they've ever been any good at football the last few years. But of course, they got killed time and time again at Kentucky, who can't seem to beat Western Kentucky anymore. But they gotz the magical hip swivel and room brightening smile and also played in the SEC. I love how coaches need to bend over backwards to find these blacks from crappy schools, yet guys like Chase Thomas from a Top-10 BCS contender can't even make the Raiders. That my friends, is the NFL for you.

Great post JL. Just to clarify for those who didn't see it, "Aunt Crissie" was going crazy over the coverage "skills" of some crappy OLB from Kentucky, claiming he bats away everything near him and just was screaming because he thought Trevathan stifled Dallas Clark near the end zone....upon closer inspection, Clark ran right by the scrub. In a way, it was a great example of the caste system. Some stupid, left-wing white a$$hole hyping up mediocre athletes for doing nothing all that special, other than being on field when someone dropped a ball.

As far as guys from "crappy" schools, I just googled Cary Williams, who would've got his a$$ kicked by Riley Cooper today, if they were fighting in a ring, and saw he played at the following superpowers....Washburn University and Fordham University!

Yes, par for the course in this ultra crap, Marxist league. I think I'll sit tonight's game out, then watch the Patriots and Vikings on Sunday....Monday Night games might be better, too.


P.S: Just checked the box score. Decker one rec. for 5 yards? Looks like this team will not be as enjoyable as last season to root for. Chances are, Welker will be the only white anywhere close to 1,000 yards.
 
P.S: Just checked the box score. Decker one rec. for 5 yards? Looks like this team will not be as enjoyable as last season to root for. Chances are, Welker will be the only white anywhere close to 1,000 yards.

Decker dropped an easy TD pass. It's way too early to project final regular season stats. Decker will have his share of big games.
 
Flacco overthrowing receivers left and right. He overthrows Stokley on a deep pass and Collinsworth chimes in claiming Stokley was "too slow". None of the other receivers were "too slow".
 
I doubt Manning is a fan of this read option BS, and deep down knows that once its figured out, the black quarterbacks running it will be exposed for the frauds that they are and will fizzle out rather quickly. Manning was just being polite and going with the flow in that interview. Remember the wildcat and how that was the next big thing? Well that died down pretty fast once coaches figured out how to defend it.

As for the read option, remember how Kordell Stewart aka 'Slash' was going to reinvent the game? Well that lasted all of a few seasons before he faded into obscurity. I imagine a similar fate awaits Wilson and Kaepernick as well.
 
It looks like welker is going to take a little while to get accustom to Manning.He has had a very up and down night in this game.Muffed punt,offsides,2TD so i guess its not really that bad.

Can't believe Decker had that popped out like that.
 
Crissy has taken every opportunity to rip on Brandon Stokely tonight. An interception, overthrow, and a lightning delay are all because Stokely is too slow. Malcolm Dredlocks on the other hand has been invisible in the game only because of his blinding speed and upside.



Yah, I was joking about the lightning.
 
Welker had Laderius Webb beaten by about 10 yards, but Peytons new upside laden line had him scrambling away and he underthrows it.
Crissie's take on the play? 'Lararius is sure doing a better job of covering Welker!'

I noticed that same thing. Welker burned him, and he had to resort to grabbing his shoulder pads to try to keep him close. Then just like you said Crissy claims the dreadlocked Lararius is doing a better job covering Welker.

A few plays before that Moreno makes an excellent pass block to allow Manning to float a beauty over the defense. Welker made an outstanding diving catch for about a 15 yard gain, but they called Moreno for holding so it came back.

All in all Im very pleased with the Broncos in this opener. Manning looks as good as ever. Welker seems to be his go to WR. Decker dropped a TD, but you can bet he will be catching plenty of them as the year goes on. If the offense keeps this up they are gonna beat the hell out of everybody.
 
Uncle Al sounded almost depressed when announcing that Peyton Manning now has 6 TD passes in the game.
 
Manning is in the zone, if that can happen on the season opener. He is clicking with Wes and Decker needs to focus and relax. DT just caught a great pass. All in all the Broncs are pretty much running on all cylinders with cheap gasoline. I hope more whites come to fore on defense with affeletic injuries.
 
some afflete from the Broncos just pulled a DeSean Jackson after a potential pick 6.
 
I swear my cow dogs are more intelligent than these magical negros. What a freaking retard! If Im a coach that moron never sees the field again.
 
How would you define "Upside"?

Would it have something to do with failing a celebration so hard that not only do you not score, but you manage to injure one of your team mates because of it?
 
affeletic style and showmanship over purpose. A pick 6 turns into a touch back. Moron. On a another note Dallas Clark looks like he did over 3 years ago. Good to see him back. He gotta hold on to the ball tho.
 
I swear my cow dogs are more intelligent than these magical negros. What a freaking retard! If Im a coach that moron never sees the field again.

Just business as usual in the Negro Felon League. Even poor little Crissy Collinsworth is having conniptions that one of his precious affletes made himself look stupid in a nationally televised game.
 
It's incomprehensible how stupid someone must be to deliberately drop the ball before crossing the goal line. And Travathian's only the latest, there's been a number of others in addition to DeSean Jackson, and for some reason there hasn't been any racial diversity when it comes to this most idiotic of moves.
 
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