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  1. Phall

    2024 NFL Week 7

    Picked up this nugget on a college football board; funny if true!
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    2024 NFL Week 7

    Here’s an entry for my personal crusade against the ineptitude of modern sports journalists. Today’s dunce cap goes to Jeff Kerr of CBS Sports. There are three mistakes in the two lines of lede alone. The first comma is unnecessary because it’s not a compound sentence. The second sentence...
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    College Hoops Season 2024-25

    I'll start the thread for news and notes from this upcoming basketball season. Kansas seems to be the slight consensus as preseason #1. They will be led by the timeless big man Hunter Dickinson (I've stopped trying to do the math on eligibility), and the Jayhawks have a handful of white players...
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    2024 NFL Week 6

    Hey, at least you got to experience some corporate commercials! Have you ever considered leasing an SUV? Nearly 100% of SUVs are leased by white women in their late 20s who have a black boyfriend and host multi-racial dance parties in their back seats while sailing up some coastline with no...
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    2024 College Football Week 7

    Koi Perich with TWO picks as Brosmer leads Minnesota down the field for the game-winning touchdown!
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    2024 College Football Week 7

    Two bonkers highlights, wow. This is simply exceptional stuff. It's easy to get ahead of ourselves here, but forget "getting drafted," - I could foresee this dude in a close cluster with the top RBs off the board next spring. I know that the Boise State kid is putting up an amazing season...
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    2024 College Football Week 7

    Maryland got smoked by Northwestern 37-10 at home on the back of four turnovers. Mike Locksley looks like he's lost his team - will he blame his white quarterback? Meanwhile, Dave Braun continues to overachieve with his white-friendly squad. Grad student Jake Arthurs got a charity carry for the...
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    Soccer 2024

    Half-black England lost a 'Nations League' home game to all-Greek Greece today, 2-1. England started 5 black outfield players, brought in three more black players off the bench, and finished with 6 black outfield players on the field while conceding the final goal in stoppage time. (I'm counting...
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    2024 Vanderbilt Commodores

    Nice article here about Diego Pavia's "unusual" road to success (as an unrecruited white superstar champion athlete). I completely forgot that he was last year's Dastardly Logo-Pisser! It makes more sense knowing that that logo was of the school in the town he grew up in that did not even offer...
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    2024 MLB Playoffs

    The Tigers take Game 3 by a score of 3-0. Third baseman Matt Vierling had the defensive play of the game, leaping to save two runs and keep the tying run off of second base. Catcher Jake Rogers walked, doubled, and scored a run while batting ninth. More impressively, he called a shutout with...
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    2024-'25 NBA Season

    The Celtics re-signed backups Sam Hauser and Luke Kornet to new contracts this offseason. They also re-committed to Peyton Pritchard as a sixth man last year and drafted Baylor Scheierman at the end of the first round of the draft this summer. Porzingis is probably out of commission until...
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    Derek Carr

    Before Derek Carr's injury this weekend, he became just the 25th passer all-time to eclipse the 40,000 career passing yards mark. This is rare air. Despite being the younger brother of a former #1 overall pick, only SMU, Utah, and Fresno State offered him a D1 scholarship to play college ball...
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    2024 MLB Playoffs

    So fun to watch: I thought it was a pop-out off of how high the ball left his bat and didn't realize that he wasn't jogging out of frustration but rather celebration and awe. Within that same second, I noticed the crowd had gone quiet, the camera panned to the right fielder giving up chasing...
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    2024 MLB Playoffs

    DING DONG! The Tigers break a 0-0 tie ballgame in the top of the 9th off the alleged best closer in baseball. They had two outs and then went single, single, and a home run from Kerry Carpenter on a two-strike count. This one inning could have saved the series for them, now going back to...
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    2024 NFL Week 5

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    2024-'25 NBA Season

    Donte DiVincenzo traded from the Knicks to the Minnesota Timberwolves in a deal that sends Karl Anthony-Towns to New York and makes their team all-black once again. White Chocolate may have been relegated back to the bench next season anyway despite playing such a key part in the Knicks'...
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    2024 NFL Week 4

    I only watched the final quarter and a half, but I saw three catchable balls dropped and a receiver run a four-yard quick hitch on a 3rd and 5. However, Al Michaels twice exclaimed, "He threw it short!" before replays showed otherwise, and he gave Nabers credit for toe-tapping on that 4th down...
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    2024 NFL Week 3

    Nick Herbig and TJ Watt combined for three sacks against San Diego.
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    2024 NFL Week 3

    Here's the Riley Moss highlight:
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    2024 NFL Week 3

    Alec Pierce's lone 44-yard catch was enough to make him the Colts' leading receiver on the day. Hitting him in stride would have been a touchdown, but I'll give partial credit to the linebacker-playing-quarterback since Pierce's route was jammed early.
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    Current / Past fullbacks who would make good Running Backs / Ball carriers ?

    Surely countless members of the NFL's "fullback" class. I like this highlight from Ben "Bench" Mason's college film - he is currently wallowing amongst various practice squads in purgatory. Mason also put three in against Nebraska in 2018
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    Donald Trump for President

    Sometimes you just gotta claim "mea culpa"... I ate seven of these "non-GMO" eggs with toast for my breakfast, but the real kicker was the "non-dairy" cheese which blew me out and apparently a few of my peer group too. Never again!
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    2024 Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    Jared Goff played really poorly in Week 2 in my gay opinion. But it couldn't have happened against a nicer QB story. Both Goff and Mayfield are discarded former #1 picks who after a year of acclimation, seem capable of taking their new teams deep into a playoff run. I wonder if you polled the...
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    NFL News, Rumors and Musings

    File this under "NFL Musings," as it's not really a news item but rather a narrative to keep an eye on. Mike Florio is a somewhat recognizable name in NFL journalism: I don't recognize what he's done, but I do recall the name, and he publishes directly for NBC. This week, he openly calls for...
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    Donald Trump for President

    lol.... lmao, even! Let's all sing together! Yeah I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free! And I saw a based brown guy on TV last year, who gave those rights to me! And his name is Vivek Ramaswarmy!!!
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