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  1. Phall

    2024 College Football Previews

    Lol unfortunately I bet that team will take ten minutes, much like their momma (who i had sex with right now).
  2. Phall

    2024 Ohio State Buckeyes

    There is apparently a lot of reference from the 2006 Ohio State vs Michigan game to Tyler Decker, an otherwise nondescript tight end. Did he catch the last TD that made the score 42-37 instead of 42-30? Don't remember. Allegedly, there was some play during the end of that game where he could...
  3. Phall

    2024 College Football Previews

    Thank you for accepting. I believe I still own Kansas and I demand to trade them back to you also; I trust that you won't hold out. I am a crazy negotiator and am known to go off the rails.
  4. Phall

    2024 College Football Previews

    I'll trade you for those four in exchange for Liberty, WKU, and UCF, which should all be their traditional little summaries of a few staccato sentences. Or, wheel and deal as you see fit. I'll let that QB1 sling that thing!
  5. Phall

    2024 Washington Huskies

    Since 2005, Washington started 6, 8, 9, 8, 8, 6, 5, 4, 6, 8, 9, 11, 8, 10, 8, 4, and 3 white players, excluding 2014 where no write-up was done. Jedd Fisch’s first Huskies team projects to start 5. Kalen DeBoer brought the least-white Washington team ever to the national championship game and...
  6. Phall

    2024 UCLA Bruins

    Between 2005 and 2012, UCLA started 7, 7, 9, 10, 8, 4, 8, and 9 white players. No write-ups were done between 2013 and 2015. Between 2016-2019 they started 6, 8, 3, and 4. (2020 season was cancelled). Since 2021, they've started 7, 4, 9, and now 6. Without a white running back, this is no longer...
  7. Phall

    2024 TCU Horned Frogs

    Since 2005, TCU has started 10, 8, 9, 8, 9, 11, 8, 10, 7, 4, 3, 5, 4, 5, 5, 3, 4, 4, 5, and 5 white players. They hold steady at 5 again this season. Not a lot to remark about Sonny Dykes' team two years removed from the playoff final. Just the little things like a black two-deep at offensive...
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    2024 Illinois Fighting Illini

    Since 2006, Illinois has started 11, 8, 5, 4, 4, 6, 8, 10, 8, 10, 10, 6, 5, 6, 8, 5, and 4 white athletes. They project to start six in 2024. Head coach Bret Bielema has yet to channel his 3-time Big Ten-winning Wisconsin rosters. His OL is dark, his defense is dark, and his depth isn’t great...
  9. Phall

    2024 College Football Previews

    I didn't carry my weight this season and can bang out a couple per day til they're done. Thanks for organizing as always @Leonardfan - this is the most important sports archivism that exists on the internet, IMO. Please just slap a bunch to my name and tag me so I can get to work. @TwentyTwo...
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    2024 Ohio State Buckeyes

    Apparently, Lincoln Kienholz is the #4 man in the QB room as a redshirt freshman (surpassed already by true freshman Julian Sayin). He would likely be the first guy to fly for greener pastures if the depth chart holds. The current state of NIL (free-for-all) money plus freedom in transfer...
  11. Phall

    2024 Ohio State Buckeyes

    Thanks for the writeup. One quibble: I'm under the impression that McLaughlin and Hinzman are competing for the same starting spot at center. Neither was great last year; the thought was that the Buckeyes would kick McLaughlin out to guard after his snapping issues last year with Alabama...
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    2024 Michigan Wolverines

    Since 2005, Michigan has started 8, 7, 8, 9, 8, 9, 9, 8, 12, 11, 10, 10, 8, 7, 6, 5, 7, 5, and 8 white players. They project to start 7 this season, although a racial QB battle will continue throughout the year. In the past twelve months, the Wolverines program has seen its head coach suspended...
  13. Phall

    Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce: PsyOp?

    Great topic. Travis Kelce is self-evidently a footsoldier of the Illuminati and agent of Satan. He's being rewarded with earthly spoils for playing his part in the destruction of Truth, Beauty, and Justice. Now, I don't consider his new "celebrity girlfriend" to be part of the earthly spoils...
  14. Phall

    2023 Detroit Lions

    With the caveat that I am definitely no expert here: my guess is that this is the closest way the league can incentivize its pro-black initiative without directly violating US labor laws. The shortest distance between two points would be to simply reward teams for hiring blacks (and women), but...
  15. Phall

    2024 NFL Draft

    Bo Nix is apparently looking great in Senior Bowl practice. He's the #1 player on the POBB (Phall's Official Big Board) Here is a nice play involving future UDFA Dylan Laube: Future WSTD Ricky Pearsall getting involved here:
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    2023 Detroit Lions

    If I understand correctly, the Lions would get a compensatory pick at the end of the 3rd round this spring if some team gets suckered into giving Glenn a head coaching gig. The current Rooney Rule fine print rewards teams that “train up” their diversity candidates. The Patriots will not get...
  17. Phall

    2023 NFL Conference Championship Games

    I sincerely doubt that jealousy is the motivation for any of Greg Olsen's public performances in the last 5, 10, or 20 years, whether those be playing sports or doing TV stuff. He was a very good TE and also has Super Bowl experience IIRC. I definitely don't hold Greg's epic verse on the Miami...
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    2023 Iowa Hawkeyes

    Iowa (Kirk Ferentz) names former Western Michigan head coach Tim Lester as his son Brian's successor at OC. I don't have a strong opinion other than to say I hope he doesn't have a black quarterback fetish. Paul Chryst apparently turned down the offer due to a lack of autonomy under Ferentz. Lester...
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    2023 NFL Conference Championship Games

    Curious that the FOX graphic shows only Anzalone and Hutchinson as Detroit's white defensive starters, defaulting to a 4-2-5 base package. I haven't followed the snap counts closely, but I believe the official depth chart also includes John Cominsky and Jack Campbell (Malcolm Rodriguez already...
  20. Phall

    2023-'24 NBA Season

    Reminds me of this classic routine (which always makes me laugh out loud) - maybe it was recorded by Hartenstein himself!!
  21. Phall

    College Hoops Season 2023-24

    Purdue has a 6'8 swing forward named Brian Waddell. He's a redshirt freshman this year and outside of the playing rotation. Last night, he got in for some scrub time and made Michigan's walk-ons look particularly foolish. I looked up 'Brian Waddell dunk' and found that this kid has a whole...
  22. Phall

    Adam Thielen

    Nice write-up here on Thielen's very successful 2023 season. 4 Carolina Panthers players who outperformed their pay grade in 2023
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    Carolina Panthers General Thread

    Panthers promote Dan Morgan to general manager and president of football operations Interesting hire... for all his faults, I'd guess that Tepper doesn't necessarily "drink the Kool-Aid" and hired a guy he liked over the AA candidates he was forced to interview for the job. Whether Morgan...
  24. Phall

    2023 NFL Divisional Playoff Round

    The Super Bowl will end in a tie, and Christian McCaffrey will challenge Lamar Jackson to a 100-yard race for all the marbles. Both sprinters will start out lightning-fast, but McCaffrey will begin to emerge around the 60-yard mark. That's when Lee Harvey Oswald III hits him in the thigh with a...
  25. Phall

    UFC 297: Strickland Vs. du Plessis

    The AI models seem to agree that Strickland won the fight.
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