Tiger Woods

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Woods is an idiot on a par with so many low IQ football and basketball players for not having a driver. He was on meds or recreational drugs but not alcohol. The party line is pretty much to continually bring up the back and knee surgeries he's had as at least a partial excuse.

What's never been mentioned all these years is that there's a lot of evidence that he was on steroids and similar drugs, and of course the fact that his shoulders basically tripled in size from his first years on tour when he was scrawny. How much his PED use may have contributed to his many physical ailments will of course also not be brought up because the essential legends of Tiger Woods and Serena "Middle Linebacker" Williams must always be preserved no matter how many times Woods screws up.

Rich "Tiger" Lerner was just now asking some media flunky if Tiger will be playing in The Masters in two weeks. Sure he will, Richie Boy, sure he will. He's 50 with the body of a 75 year old, but he just may still have the ability to win another major or two in him.

When his first scandal broke it seemed that the tabloids broke his stories about his various floozies, hookers and the like but nobody has attempted to connect the dots with his obvious connections to PED usage. I remember when his Canadian doctor was caught with HGH at the US border and nobody attempted to connect the dots over that and that was begging for an investigation.

At one time SI would lead an investigation into these "rumors" but from what has been stated over the air waves and in print any investigation by golf publications was shut down by management because Woods was a cash cow for the golf industry but at this point what are you protecting?