Apparently the "return" of the Future President of the World to the winner's circle was enough to garner a CNN Breaking News update.
"Tiger Woods finishes first in the Arnold Palmer Invitational, his first PGA Tour win since September 2009"
For 30 heartbreaking months, the carnal urge to praise their Chocolate Conqueror was welling-up inside the sordid scrotum of the NewsJews. Tonight, the champaign overflows, and the tourniquet has finally loosed upon their shriveled Yiddish testicles.
While watching the final round of the API, during the final five holes in which it became apparent that McDowell wasn’t making a move…the all-white, Tigerphilia-ridden crowd was chanting:
“Tiger, Tiger, Tiger!” as their Evil GodKing chuckled whilst walking to the next hole.
One of the announcers uttered:
“This is the Tiger we know and love! When he gets the lead, every other golfer wilts around him!”
Who, aside from the iniquitous zillionaire-cretins in the Jew-***-Fem MSM, could possibly root for this fiend?
CAPTION: Corn-Toothed, Room-Brightening Grin