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My grandfather once slept with an indian woman so that makes me what? 1/32 Cherokee?
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<div>time to open up a casino, jaxvid. you hit the jackpot!
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I bet I have as much of a claim as many that do benefit from the casino's.
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jaxvid said:
Jimmy Chitwood said:
jaxvid said:
My grandfather once slept with an indian woman so that makes me what? 1/32 Cherokee?

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I bet I have as much of a claim as many that do benefit from the casino's.
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Ha ha! Probably so.
 

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Woods came in 44th at this week's tournament, played at Torrey Pines, which has been the course he's dominated more than any other over the years. He continues to be worse than almost anyone imagined (or hoped for) over the past year.

Bubba Watson won today with some clutch play. Phil Mickelsen came in second.
 

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Woods came in 44th at this week's tournament, played at Torrey Pines, which has been the course he's dominated more than any other over the years.  He continues to be worse than almost anyone imagined (or hoped for) over the past year. 
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<div>Bubba Watson won today with some clutch play.  Phil Mickelsen came in second.  </div>

I saw the end of the tournament. They interviewed Bubba Watson and he started crying! crying for pete's sake! More of the weepy white guy syndrome Don has mentioned before. What was he crying for? He just won. He said something about his father "not being there" but he has won before, is he going to cry every time?

I myself just got an award at work for performance but (sob), my father (sniff) isn't here to see me win it, (tears) he would have been so proud!!
 

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jaxvid, again pull a funny bit out of nowhere. The last paragraph is kind of classic.
 

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Earlier in the week, I saw clips on ESPN of Tiger hitting a bad shot from the bunker. In customary fashion, the egomaniacal twerp reacted by violently bashed his wedge repeatedly against the ground while screaming "Sh-t!"Â￾ As always, his testicle-deficient caddie, Steve Williams, proudly stood by his meal ticket. He ended up paring the hole anyway.

During the last several months, Woods has had ample time to re-dedicate himself to golf, especially since his days in "tabloid news"Â￾ seem to be behind him. 44th place is all that "the best golfer of all time"Â￾ could muster?

It should be rather enjoyable to watch the always-palpable frustration (coupled with violent outbursts and crude language) of this little child welling up, tournament after tournament, hole after hole.Edited by: Thrashen
 

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jaxvid said:
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Woods came in 44th at this week's tournament, played at Torrey Pines, which has been the course he's dominated more than any other over the years. He continues to be worse than almost anyone imagined (or hoped for) over the past year.



Bubba Watson won today with some clutch play. Phil Mickelsen came in second.

I saw the end of the tournament. They interviewed Bubba Watson and he started crying! crying for pete's sake! More of the weepy white guy syndrome Don has mentioned before. What was he crying for? He just won. He said something about his father "not being there" but he has won before, is he going to cry every time?

I myself just got an award at work for performance but (sob), my father (sniff) isn't here to see me win it, (tears) he would have been so proud!!




I didn't see coverage of it, but I read about Davis Love being named the captain of the next U.S. Ryder Cup team, and all the fanfare it was given. At his press conference, Love guess what? Began crying.
 

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And here's America's newest "black" golfer:
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<div>Could the racial contortions used to define anyone with a drop of black blood as a full-blooded Negro be any more ridiculous in this country?  This kid and Tiger combined equal about half a Negro at best.  </div>
Obviously he thought with the Obama government, reparations were around the corner...
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Half the posters on the board probably are swarthier than this brother...Edited by: white is right
 

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The only good thing for the "God King" lately is that Charlie Sheen has moved him off the tabloid front pages. Beyond that his game is mediocre at best.
 

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And we know why the Charlie Sheen story will be played up as much as possible,there is another hero awaiting if Wood's game continues to go down hill,and that is Jhonny Vegas,announcers fell all over themselves praising this "rising star"!
 

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And we know why the Charlie Sheen story will be played up as much as possible,there is another hero awaiting if Wood's game continues to go down hill,and that is Jhonny Vegas,announcers fell all over themselves praising this "rising star"!

Vegas wins the 'melanin' test, ie the goal of the media to take the person with the most of it and give them as much play as possible. They are really reaching on this one but at least this guys darker then the part "black" guy above!
 

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Woods was just one stroke back of the lead going into the final round of the Dubai Desert Classic, and faded big-time again, finishing tied for 20th after a 3 over fourth round. The media caste clowns were again in full anticipatory victory mode, and again had to pull up their zippers after their hero faded again in the round he was bullet-proof in for so long.

Don't know for sure, but Woods probably received a huge fee just to show up for the event, as there were only a few other Americans in the field, along with the cream of the crop of the European Tour.Edited by: Don Wassall
 

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Yeah, was checking out BSPN, itin true form last night. They were all getting ready to mess up some Woods magazine or photo when all of a sudden Woods play blocked them again from some sort of sick mental pleasure or physical one for real lunatics.
 

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Matra1's link wouldn't work for me but I found this:

Expected to play next at the WGC-Accenture Match Play in Arizona starting on Wednesday week, he also left the Middle East with television commentator Ewen Murray disgusted by one of his habits - spitting.



After missing a par putt on the 12th the American spat just a few feet from the hole and Murray said: "You look at his work ethics and he is a credit to the game and an inspiration to all of those who are trying to become professional golfers.


"But there are some parts of him that are just arrogant and petulant. Somebody now has to come behind him and maybe putt over his spit. It does not get much lower than that."


Murray, who expects Woods to be fined by the European Tour for what he did, had also called his spitting on a tee during the second round "one of the ugliest things you will ever see on a golf course".
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Last Friday, the Zionist Occupied Media was once again "wooing"Â￾ their God King Champion to victory. Shows such as PTI, SportsNation, and Around the Horn were all predicting a TiGirl win. That putrid final round had to be one of his most lackluster of his career when wearing his celebrated "red polo shirt."Â￾ Finishing seven shots behind a completely unknown player, Quirós, should temporarily shut the pie-holes of the media Tiger-Fiends.

Their incessant "chomping at the bit"Â￾ for a Woods victory makes this embarrassing fall from grace even more amusing.
 

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Forget tiger, the big news in golf this weekend-cinderella story, former comedian about to become the Pro-Am champion!!!!

Bill Murray wins Pebble Beach Pro-Am

http://www.mercurynews.com/mark-purdy/ci_17381417?source=rss_emailed&nclick_check=1Edited by: jaxvid
 

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Oh woods did spit on the green,broadcaster at the golf channel said,"other players golf balls will have to roll through that'!,surely some DWF got to the green to bottle part of that prize!
 

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So... what's so special about the "Great One's" Spit?!?

I've never seen an athlete commit so much public image meltdown, yet get all sorts sympathetic media attention. So much damage control being given to this TWAT, it's insane. If he were white you'd never from him again.

Remember John Rocker, fiery ex-MLB pitcher? He was labeled a racist bigot, just because of one simple comment about people in the NY Subway. That ended his MLB career.
 

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Woods, seeded number one in his bracket, lost to Thomas Bjorn and is out of the World Match Play Championship on the first day. I went to a practice range to hit some balls and asked the clerk in the clubhouse how Tiger's match had turned out as I didn't know at that point. When he told meWoods lost, I chuckled. Thereupon the clerk earnestly informed me that Woods had been very cooperative with the media afterwards. Big deal!! That's what he's supposed to do, that's what 99.99 percent of White athletes do under the same circumstances, but when Woods does it, it's found worthy of being pointed out and commended. How white of the billionaire not to blow off his adoring "journalists" after a loss, this time at least.
 

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Woods, seeded number one in his bracket, lost to Thomas Bjorn and is out of the World Match Play Championship on the first day.  I went to a practice range to hit some balls and asked the clerk in the clubhouse how Tiger's match had turned out as I didn't know at that point.  When he told me Woods lost, I chuckled.  Thereupon the clerk earnestly informed me that Woods had been very cooperative with the media afterwards.  Big deal!! That's what he's supposed to do, that's what 99.99 percent of White athletes do under the same circumstances, but when Woods does it, it's found worthy of being pointed out and commended.  How white of the billionaire not to blow off his adoring "journalists" after a loss, this time at least.


The ESPN maggots were ultra-melancholic when discussing God's unfortunate defeat last night on SportsCenter. Poor babies.

Don, you mean the little twerp was actually "civil"Â when discussing a loss? Such a good, giving, and gracious Lord is he to actually converse with his lowly serf fan-boys.

At least he didn't weep like a little wussie girl...
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I'm still hoping Woods will retire soon, hopefully no later than the end of this year. And I'd really like to see him get busted for his PED use(fat chance here with the MSM's adoration of the Chosen One) and have some titles and prize money taken away.
 

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I'm hoping his small proportion of Negro genes -- the ones that apparently fuel his club throwing and coldness toward his fans -- are influential enough to cause his current decline to be a permanent one. You know, the good old early black fade when it comes to longevity in sports. . .
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"Emperor Woods"Â￾ is now the 5th ranked golfer in the world behind Martin Kaymer, Lee Westwood, Luke Donald, and Graham McDowell.

Hopefully, by the conclusion of the 2011 season, His Majesty will completely nose-dive in the world rankings. The magic of the longstanding "TigerCentric Media Woo Factor"Â￾ has temporarily departed (via humiliation), his fellow golfers no longer "fear"Â￾ him, and the jelly-spine "drunken white galleries"Â￾ don't have the nerve to applaud his success with the same repulsive, self-abhorring zeal they once did. However, with a few decent outings (or, God forbid, a tour victory), even Tiger's rolodex of iniquity will be promptly forgiven and happily forgotten.

120+ admitted mistresses, prostitutes, hookers, waitresses, escort services, porn stars, gay sex, high-stakes gambling, strippers, orgies, illegal narcotics, boozing, PEDs, domestic violence, sexual emails, sexual voicemails, jet-setting, etc. Tiger even had sex with the 21 year old daughter of his next door neighbor"¦whom he had known since she was in eight grade.

Below is one of the earliest known "arrogant Tiger quotes,"Â￾ obtained from an interview with GQ Magazine, circa 1997. Tiger is asked why women are so attracted to professional athletes"¦

Tiger's response:
"What I can't figure out is why so many good-looking women hang around baseball and basketball. Is it because, you know, people always say that, like, black guys have big d-cks?"Â￾

Yeah, right, sure they do. I suppose that Tiger is the foremost expert on the subject, being a 1/8th "black guy"Â￾ and all. Delusions of grandeur run rampant, even in the pea-brains of "one drop"Â￾ Afro-specimens. The so-called "attraction"Â￾ has nothing to do with physiological endowment (aka, a Big Jew Lie) and everything to do with pecuniary endowment.
 
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