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white is right said:Guys I can't make this up. Now the rumours are that Woods has tiptoed into Marv Albert, Eddie Murphy territory. How long until a transvestite sex worker claims Woods and her "dated". Here is the latest crazy stories........Exclusive: Tiger Dreamt of Mistress, Derek Jeter, David Boreanaz Having Sex
Friday â€" December 04, 2009 â€" 11:10am
Want a peek into Tiger Woods' erotic dream life?
It involves one of his alleged mistresses Rachel Uchitel -- in a menage a trois with New York Yankees Derek Jeter and Bones actor David Boreanaz.
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The new issue of Us Weekly reports that NYC club manager Uchitel, 34, bragged to friends of her flings with the rich and famous -- Uchitel's conquests apparently included Woods plus Ryan Seacrest, Jeter and the married Boreanaz.
A boastful Uchitel allegedly forwarded along a bizarre, extremely private email from Woods, 33, in which he referenced her famous flings.
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Woods' email, Uchitel's friend tells Us, details the athlete's "disturbing dream."
"I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament," Woods reportedly wrote. "I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f--ked by Derek and David [Boreanaz]. Some part of me thinks you would like that."
The married athlete then explains how wired he is from his X-rated vision of Uchitel with TV and baseball hunks. "Now I can't get back to sleep. My body is tired, but my mind is awake. Need an Ambien."
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For more on Tiger Woods' secret double life -- including neighborhood talk about how Elin "beat his ass" over his infidelities; how Rachel Uchitel bragged doing "nasty sex stuff" with Woods and whether his $1 billion estate is at stake -- pick up the new Us Weekly today!
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Don Wassall said:This is just too much fun.Tiger has to have a sex addiction. Even with his teflon shield he had to know that most bimbos are more than happy to spill the beans to the media for publicity and money these days.
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<div>I think we're safe in not referring to Woods as the Future President of the World, for a while at least.</div>
Don Wassall said:This is just too much fun.  Tiger has to have a sex addiction. Even with his teflon shield he had to know that most bimbos are more than happy to spill the beans to the media for publicity and money these days.ÂÂÂ
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<div>I think we're safe in not referring to Woods as the Future President of the World, for a while at least.ÂÂÂ</div>
bigunreal said:Try refusing to speak to cops one time, and see what happens. You'll be lucky not be tazed and beaten, if not shot. This is a truly bizarre incident, but I'm sure we'll never know what really happened. All celebrities are above the law, so no investigation will take place.
There will be no charges, and no suspended sentence/community service.
It's the editing software. C*ck is a "bad word", so it substitutes "wiener". Funny, huh?Matra1 said:The woman -- then a 20-year-old wienertail waitress at the club
Need I ask what a wienertail waitress is? Never mind.
Matra1 said:The woman -- then a 20-year-old wienertail waitress at the club
Need I ask what a wienertail waitress is? Never mind.
Thrashen said:I overheard Colin CowTurd on his radio show today. He was bashing Tiger like crazy, saying that all his mistresses were ugly, etc.
Cowherd also said something very interesting about media members who defend Tiger....he said "Anyone who defends Tiger Woods is a JOCK SNIFFER." I was shocked, as I've never heard that term outside of this forum.
Could that little rat-boy actually read caste football?
Thrashen said:Could that little rat-boy actually read caste football?