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DL, LMAO!
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Amen!!!
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Guys I can't make this up. Now the rumours are that Woods has tiptoed into Marv Albert, Eddie Murphy territory. How long until a transvestite sex worker claims Woods and her "dated". Here is the latest crazy stories........Exclusive: Tiger Dreamt of Mistress, Derek Jeter, David Boreanaz Having Sex

Friday â€" December 04, 2009 â€" 11:10am



Want a peek into Tiger Woods' erotic dream life?

It involves one of his alleged mistresses Rachel Uchitel -- in a menage a trois with New York Yankees Derek Jeter and Bones actor David Boreanaz.

Tiger's not-so-great week: recap all the headlines here

The new issue of Us Weekly reports that NYC club manager Uchitel, 34, bragged to friends of her flings with the rich and famous -- Uchitel's conquests apparently included Woods plus Ryan Seacrest, Jeter and the married Boreanaz.

A boastful Uchitel allegedly forwarded along a bizarre, extremely private email from Woods, 33, in which he referenced her famous flings.

The biggest sports scandals ever: see the slideshow

Woods' email, Uchitel's friend tells Us, details the athlete's "disturbing dream."

"I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament," Woods reportedly wrote. "I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f--ked by Derek and David [Boreanaz]. Some part of me thinks you would like that."

The married athlete then explains how wired he is from his X-rated vision of Uchitel with TV and baseball hunks. "Now I can't get back to sleep. My body is tired, but my mind is awake. Need an Ambien."

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For more on Tiger Woods' secret double life -- including neighborhood talk about how Elin "beat his ass" over his infidelities; how Rachel Uchitel bragged doing "nasty sex stuff" with Woods and whether his $1 billion estate is at stake -- pick up the new Us Weekly today!

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white is right said:
Guys I can't make this up. Now the rumours are that Woods has tiptoed into Marv Albert, Eddie Murphy territory. How long until a transvestite sex worker claims Woods and her "dated". Here is the latest crazy stories........Exclusive: Tiger Dreamt of Mistress, Derek Jeter, David Boreanaz Having Sex

Friday â€" December 04, 2009 â€" 11:10am



Want a peek into Tiger Woods' erotic dream life?

It involves one of his alleged mistresses Rachel Uchitel -- in a menage a trois with New York Yankees Derek Jeter and Bones actor David Boreanaz.

Tiger's not-so-great week: recap all the headlines here

The new issue of Us Weekly reports that NYC club manager Uchitel, 34, bragged to friends of her flings with the rich and famous -- Uchitel's conquests apparently included Woods plus Ryan Seacrest, Jeter and the married Boreanaz.

A boastful Uchitel allegedly forwarded along a bizarre, extremely private email from Woods, 33, in which he referenced her famous flings.

The biggest sports scandals ever: see the slideshow

Woods' email, Uchitel's friend tells Us, details the athlete's "disturbing dream."

"I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament," Woods reportedly wrote. "I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f--ked by Derek and David [Boreanaz]. Some part of me thinks you would like that."

The married athlete then explains how wired he is from his X-rated vision of Uchitel with TV and baseball hunks. "Now I can't get back to sleep. My body is tired, but my mind is awake. Need an Ambien."

Brad and Angie take Maddox to the movies! See these and other hot photos of the day

For more on Tiger Woods' secret double life -- including neighborhood talk about how Elin "beat his ass" over his infidelities; how Rachel Uchitel bragged doing "nasty sex stuff" with Woods and whether his $1 billion estate is at stake -- pick up the new Us Weekly today!

Get more Us! Follow us on Twitter, Friend us on Facebook, Subscribe to Us Weekly



Sweet God, if 1/100th of this absolute insanity is true....then we are officially witnessing the unraveling of the biggest egomaniac-celebrity in human history. This "man"Â￾ is a supreme fraud unlike any previous media creation.

Cheating on your wife ONCE with a SINGLE woman is horrible beyond belief"¦.but 5 or 6 (maybe more) over the course of your entire marriage is certifiably psychopathic.Edited by: Thrashen
 

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The new count is 6 and one is a porn star Holly Sampson. He sounds like Charlie Sheen with better media skills.....
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Here is another story courtesy of the Times Online...Cheating Tiger Woods is now six over par
Three more affairs revealed as golfer's busy secret love life is exposed
Dec 6, 2009 10:48 PM | By Staff reporter
Tiger Woods' scorecard yesterday stood at six over par.
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This is the latest tally of the string of alleged affairs, which may reveal the top golfer's penchant for waitresses.

This weekend, blonde model Jamie Jungers and "$8-an-hour" diner waitress Mindy Lawton were revealed as the latest in his list of alleged extramarital conquests.

And if reports are to be believed, Woods' six relationships seem to overlap since 2005.

Last week, party planner Rachel Uchitel, wienertail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, porn star Holly Sampson and club promoter Kalika Moquin were either outed or revealed relationships with Woods.

While dates are sketchy on when the Moquin and Uchitel's affairs took place, Grubbs claimed to have been seeing Woods for the past three years. Lawson also says she has been "dating" Woods since 2006, and Jungers, The Daily Mail reported, first started her affair with Woods in 2005, less than a year after he married model Elin Nordegren.

The relationship with 26-year-old Jungers lasted more than two years, and allegedly included liaisons at Woods' home.

Her betrayed fiancé Derek Schmidt, 28, was quoted in TheDaily Mail, saying: "On the night Jamie first slept with him, I had just bought the new Tiger Woods computer game. I was a big fan of his. Next morning, she told me she had met Tiger and he gave her his number - and like an idiot, I got really excited. I even asked if she could call him so I could get my computer game signed."

But the most salacious of all was the revelation of Lawton's 2007 "secret assignation in Tiger's Cadillac Escalade 4x4 in a church car park, soon after daybreak during a Florida spring break".

The Daily Mail reported that the ''alfresco'' encounter was recorded by a surveillance team of reporters and photographers from one of America's biggest-selling tabloid magazines.

Lawton, 34, believed the 14-month affair "was special" and that Woods was in love with her.

The Daily Mail reports that Lawton's sister, Orlando primary school teacher Lynn Lawton, said: "She is extremely, extremely naive, my sister. She is single, never married, never had children and is still looking for a relationship.

"I have to hand it to him. It was brilliant to choose my sister to play his kind of game."

The two met in summer 2006, when Lawton was working as an $8-an-hour manager and waitress at Perkins, a diner only a short drive from Tiger's home in the upmarket Orlando suburb of Windermere. Tiger and his wife Elin would regularly visit for breakfast.

Lynn recalled: "My sister told me they came in regularly. Elin would read the paper while Tiger ogled my sister."

Lynn says Woods invited Lawton out to drinks, and soon the couple were meeting at his house every two or three weeks.
 

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This is just too much fun.Tiger has to have a sex addiction. Even with his teflon shield he had to know that most bimbos are more than happy to spill the beans to the media for publicity and money these days.

I think we're safe in not referring to Woods as the Future President of the World, for a while at least.
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Don Wassall said:
This is just too much fun.Tiger has to have a sex addiction. Even with his teflon shield he had to know that most bimbos are more than happy to spill the beans to the media for publicity and money these days.
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Good one Don!
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I agree.
 

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Woman will do anything with a goofy looking guy as long as he's famous.
Just think of all the ones that aren't going to come forward.
 

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Agreed Europe, some of these women are some pieces of work, for sure. That is why I caution everyone to be very careful before considering marriage, otherwise it could destroy your life.

The fiancee of that Las Vegas model sounds like your typical DWF. Tiger and all these skanks truly deserve each other. Looking forward to watching more of this trainwreck as it unfolds.Edited by: foobar75
 

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Tiger's little race-traiting scandinavian bride must be absolutely braindead. It's hard to believe that she only "found out" about his thousands of sordid escapades several weeks ago.

As I said, if only a small portion of these horrible sex stories are true....then he must have been cheating on her since the day they met.

And to think, she ruined the DNA that her ancestors fought to preserve for thousands of years....all to be with this "man." Yeah, that makes alot of sense in the context of whites as a whole. White pride is permanantly "for sale" on this ass-backwards planet.
 

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Don Wassall said:
This is just too much fun.  Tiger has to have a sex addiction.  Even with his teflon shield he had to know that most bimbos are more than happy to spill the beans to the media for publicity and money these days. 
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Yup, two future Presidents down, Woods and the horrid Mike Huckabee. All in all a good week.

I think this whole thing is overexposed. I never think for a minute that famous and rich men aren't sleeping around, the temptation is too great and what moral values are these people going to use to avoid the temptation? Christianity, hah! right.

I also find it distasteful to review every woman he's slept with over the years. Yecch, who cares. Of more interest to me (and for this site) is how it will play going forward. I think there will be some sort of backlash eventually, it always happens, especially when it is poured on this heavy. It's not like he hurt anyone or killed dogs or anything and the sports media quickly moves past that with all other black athletes.

However of more interest is how it effect him. He was the best golfer in the game, maybe ever because he could shut out the rest of the world and concentrate solely on his game. Can he still? The wall he carefully constructed around himself has been torn down, blasted down really. If he goes back to this dominating self it will really be impressive.

I remember when Wade Boggs was found out to have had a mistress that traveled with him on the road, like a second wife. After the disclosure and the end of the relationship Boggs went from a .350 hitter to a .300 hitter. The post-Margo Boggs situation is well known to baseball stat people and is one of the oddest career changing situations ever. He was a different player after the "scandal". Will the same thing happen to Woods?

I'm sure there are some benefits with having so many "fiends with benefits" as he had. It was probably fun for him to go on the road, ditch the wife and kids and live like an international playboy. An endless stream of hot woman and plenty of sex? I'm sure that helps relive the pressure of travel and high expectations. Now all of that is gone. What that means to his game will be interesting to see.
 

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Try refusing to speak to cops one time, and see what happens. You'll be lucky not be tazed and beaten, if not shot. This is a truly bizarre incident, but I'm sure we'll never know what really happened. All celebrities are above the law, so no investigation will take place.

There will be no charges, and no suspended sentence/community service.

You called it. Irritates the hell out of me!

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/national/south/view/20091207state_backed_tiger_rebuffed_cops_subpeona_plea/srvc=home&position=recent

State backed Tiger, rebuffed cop's subpoena plea

A bid by Florida cops to probe whether Tiger Woods mixed a powerful potion of painkillers, sleeping pills and booze before he crashed near his home was rejected by a Sunshine State district attorney, according to a newly disclosed document.

The report states Woods had access to the sleeping medicine Ambien and the painkiller Vicodin.

The state attorney for Orlando, Fla., brushed off a subpoena request by the Florida Highway Patrol to obtain blood tests from Health Central Hospital, where Woods was taken after the Nov. 27 crash, according to the subpoena request obtained by the Herald.

The state attorney rejected the request the same day it was made, Nov. 30, citing "insufficient information"Â￾ was provided to the state, according to a copy of the request for an investigative subpoena.

A spokeswoman for the state attorney, Danielle Tavernier, said it was unlikely it could be appealed since the highway patrol closed the case by citing Woods for careless driving and gave him a $164 ticket.

A spokeswoman for the Florida Highway Patrol did not immediately return calls to her cell phone.

According to the subpoena request, a witness stated the driver - 33-year-old Woods - "had consumed alcohol earlier in the day ... and was prescribed medication (Ambien and Vicatin)."Â￾ Vicatin is a common misspelling of Vicodin.

The witness, according to the request, was the person who removed Woods from the car. Although unnamed in the request, published reports have said Woods' wife Elin Nordegren, 29, pulled Woods from the crashed 2009 Cadillac Escalade.

The crash broke open the story of the PGA titan's alleged affairs with up to 10 mistresses, according to multiple reports. One of those alleged trysts allegedly involved sex after ingesting Ambien.

Woods has admitted to "transgressions"Â￾ in his marriage and he has dropped out of the pro tour until next year.
 

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Matra1 said:
The woman -- then a 20-year-old wienertail waitress at the club

Need I ask what a wienertail waitress is? Never mind.
It's the editing software. C*ck is a "bad word", so it substitutes "wiener". Funny, huh?
 

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Matra1 said:
The woman -- then a 20-year-old wienertail waitress at the club

Need I ask what a wienertail waitress is? Never mind.

Either word is an apt description of the woman anyway.
 

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I overheard Colin CowTurd on his radio show today. He was bashing Tiger like crazy, saying that all his mistresses were ugly, etc.

Cowherd also said something very interesting about media members who defend Tiger....he said "Anyone who defends Tiger Woods is a JOCK SNIFFER." I was shocked, as I've never heard that term outside of this forum.

Could that little rat-boy actually read caste football?
 
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Tiger is a sham as I said from nearly day one his image was crafted by the globalist BS artists who wanted this post racial crap. Now upthread there is an article about how he supposedly said his marriage is a PR stunt. I said that years ago that it was a marketing ploy to bring in the drunk white fan faux alpha males into the kool-aid party.
 

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Thrashen said:
I overheard Colin CowTurd on his radio show today. He was bashing Tiger like crazy, saying that all his mistresses were ugly, etc.

Cowherd also said something very interesting about media members who defend Tiger....he said "Anyone who defends Tiger Woods is a JOCK SNIFFER." I was shocked, as I've never heard that term outside of this forum.

Could that little rat-boy actually read caste football?

I would hope he reads it! But jock sniffer is a term that is used elsewhere too. Although in the case of Woods I doubt he has ever actually worn a jock strap.
 

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Thrashen said:
Could that little rat-boy actually read caste football?

If he does, I hope he enjoys the numerous posts that describe the type of odious caste-whore he is.Edited by: Freethinker
 
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