davidholly
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Since I didn't get any of the match-ups I preferred, I've decided to have some fun with this game and watch it as an undercover DWF at a local sports bar. I'm gonna dress the part, starting with a Ray Lewis jersey I borrowed from my DWF cousin (doesn't fit him any more). For an added touch I'll wear a pair of those gloves wide receivers like to use nowadays. I think will look really cool and authentic and add to my aura of rooting intensity. To top off my ensemble I've got a headband with "Ray Forgives" written on the front, and "Welker's Wife Backstabber" written on the back. I'm also thinking maybe some face paint. And I've been studying Thrashen's NFL posts ofr pictures of DWF's to practice the proper DWF facial contortions when things go wrong for my ebonoid heroes.
When the player introductions start my plan is to mimic every dance move my idol Ray makes while shouting "We love you Ray!" at the top of my lungs, with some hoots thrown in for intensity. Once the game begins I'll continue to mirror Rays's every move as the camera lingers lovingly on him (we know he'll got lots of screen time) while shouting whatever comes into my head. Probably stuff like "The cain't stop us!" and "Our time is here, our time is now!"
Whenever the camera might chance upon a white player I'll shout things like "Stiff hips!" "Low ceiling!" "No upside!"
Or maybe just "What's HE doing in there?"
I plan on starting quick and staying loud because I don't want to make it through the first quarter. By the time I haul out my Vuvuzela and cut loose a couple blasts I figure I'll be asked to leave. If not gang tackled.
Then it's out to my truck and over to the river for the evening steelhead bite.
A real Ray Lewis fan would where a white suit to the bar and shiv someone before the night's up.