The US Men's Band of B*stards played Wales to a scoreless draw today in front of an empty stadium in far-off lands. Mediocre placeholder coach Gregg Berhalter opted for a "European-based" roster to work around arbitrary international COVID restrictions (and spare in-season MLS teams). The resulting roster formation was a record number of U23 non-white players that accentuated a remarkable trend in European player speculation.
At least a handful of these non-white players are not officially cap-tied, so this setting was meant to "lure" them into committing to the Great Satan.
The most amazing aspect of the roster was the murderer's row of top Euro teams who already own the US starters:
Subtracting the sole (white) MLS player, LA Galaxy's Sebastien Lletget, 8 of the 10 starters are under Champions League team umbrellas. The canard that Americans don't get a fair shake in Europe appears to have fully expired, although white Americans abroad still seem quite sparse.
Of the 24-man roster, I counted 5 whites: starters Matt Miazga, LLetget, Giovanni Reyna (Argentinian-Portuguese descent), and backups Ethan Horvath and Tim Ream. Johnny Cardoso (Brazilian), Sebastian Soto (Chilean-Mexican), and Richard Ledesma (Mexican), pass muster but would probably self-identify otherwise. Pulisic was notably absent due to injury.
When Berhalter has chosen "domestic-based" rosters full of MLS players, this ratio of white/non-white players nearly flips. Of course, the MLS players trend much older and are more likely to fall into standard caste descriptions, ie heady, composed veterans with low upside and physical limitations. It will be interesting to see the blend when the US finally starts playing competitive matchups again.
One trait that these blessed globalist youths share with their oppressed American kinsmen is
bravery. They are willing to really
go against the grain and rebel against the systems of white racism, patriarchy, hegemony, heteronormativity, and speech suppression. Despite those lofty hurdles, they managed to voice their generalized displeasure by wearing a hodgepodge of words and slogans on their warm-up kits.
** this display is a concession for not outright kneeling during the national anthem, which is more than the US Women's team was willing to agree to