Yes, Wedgie Bust has been undeservedly featured is countless TV commercials. There are two different versions of the new Pizza Hut commercials currently airing. In one commercial, two drunken white fans are discussing fantasy football trades, when one of the homosexuals “trades†Reggie Bust to his friend for a single “Pizza Hut†pizza. Wedgie Bust enters the living room; his muscular physique provides an intentionally stark contrast to the “awesomely average†white dorks eating pizza on the couch.
At first, Mr. Bust is offended by the trade (
“You traded me for a pizza?!â€). Of course, his tune promptly changes after he tastes a slice of that delicious Corporate Pie.
In another more disturbing manifestation of the same commercial (same characters, same setting, same plot), Mr. Bust arrives and sits next to “White Drunkard #2†on the couch. Smitten with the “honor†of actually meeting his black football hero in person…the little white p-ssy then oinks out:
“This fulfills two of my fantasies!†Mr. Bust, black alpha-male that he is, looks at him in disgust and says:
“That’s weird.†I couldn’t find the video for the second commercial, but I did find this still photo from the end of the commercial. The two were obviously shot on the same day, as Bust is clearly wearing the same t-shirt from the first commercial beneath his jacket…
Seriously, how does this cataclysmic bust of a football player manage to score so many filthy corporate dollars?