Hey the announcers finally blamed an interception on a receiver for running the wrong route.
Oh, it was Durham. Figures.
Yes, and Stafford, the guy who’d just fumbled while trying to throw a routine pass (which was promptly recovered and returned for a TD) only minutes prior, was shown “chewing out” Durham on the sideline after the interception. The scene was quite evocative of Brett Favre barking at Bill Schroeder subsequent to…well, any conceivable mistake on his part.
Despite this incident, I was happy that Durham started on the outside, tallying 4 catches for 54 yards (despite inclement weather), including this breathtaking catch…
Durham essentially has everything the NFL is allegedly “looking for.” Height, speed, hands, and a kangaroo-like vertical leap. I’ve posted this photo of Kris leaping over his mother’s head before, but it’s worth re-posting…
This season, Calvin Johnson has unfortunately dethroned Jordy Nelson as the league’s most dominant outside receiver, so he'll obviously be around in 2013. Nate Burelson will be 32 years old next season, but has two years remaining on his contract. Possession receiver, Ryan Broyles, is talented but probably won’t return until the midway point of next season. World Champion dim-wit, Titus Young, could be traded due to gross insubordination.
Detroit also signed white receiver Lance Long (to replace Broyles?), a Jerheme Urban-style “disposable white receiver” who made the Cardinals roster a few years back but has since bounced around in Kansas City, Jacksonville, and was most recently tortured by Johnny-Wig Harbaugh in San Francisco.
CAPTION: Lance Long
I’d love to see Detroit “Patriotize” their offensive weapons for 2013 to include any combination of Durham, Long, Scheffler, and Heller along with Calvin Johnson.