Yesterday’s games yielded some great results for our players…
The “Dream Team’s” decision to rush four defensive linemen and play zone coverage against Brady’s Patriots wasn’t a very bright move, was it? Even without the Patriots’ recent addition of dynamic white receiving threats (Welker, Gronkowski, and Woodhead when he’s permitted to play) that defensive strategy has rarely been effective against New England with Brady/Belichick at the helm. Perhaps Andy “Porky Pig” Reid will take his Affirmative Action defensive coordinator, Juan Castillo, along with him after he’s fired and promptly recycled with another team? To his credit, AndyPig benched the fantastical-bonehead, DeSean Jackson, during the 4[SUP]th[/SUP] quarter of the game. Jackson displayed his trademark “alligator arms” whilst dropping two potential touchdowns and he also “bailed out” like a p-ssy on a punt return in which he signaled for a fair catch (but let the ball bounce and roll). As Don noted, the little buffoon may sign elsewhere next season, allowing Riley Cooper to start alongside Maclin and Avant.
Through eleven games, The Patriot Missile, Wes Welker, has now amassed 82 catches for 1,143 yards and 8 TDs. To break Rice’s record, Welker will need to average 141 yards/game in the remaining 5 contests. With some weak opponents remaining, this feat is certainly possibly, but highly unlikely at this point.
During last night’s broadcast of NBC’s “Football Night in America,” Rodney Harrison was chastising the Eagles’ defense during the replay of Welker’s long touchdown catch. Harrison, normally a black Caste Queen, screamed out:
“How do you not cover Wes Welker on this play!? He’s the best player on the field!” It was the perhaps the most cerebral statement in the entirely-prosaic history of that “show”…
CAPTION: Blacks Bums Burned on 41-yard Bomb
Against the Dream Team, the monstrous Rob Gronkowski had 4 catches for 59 and a TD. Through eleven games, he now has 56 catches, 805 yards and 10 TDs. In the remaining 5 contests, he’ll need to average at least 39 yards / game to achieve his first 1,000-yard season...
CAPTION: Weakling Negroes Cower as Gronkowski Scores 11[SUP]th[/SUP] TD
Julian Edelman, the Patriots’ version of Kordell Stewart (although Edelman isn’t a highly-drafted black homosexual), had three tackles as a defensive back, one of which was a critical third-quarter tackles of a scrambling Vince Young at the goal line. With any luck, the eventual return of Pat “Pencil Neck” Chung and Devin McCourty will not see Edelman return to obscurity. What value can he really provide as a backup to the best receiver in the NFL? A full conversion to defensive back (coupled with punt return duties and work in 4 WR sets) should now occur…
CAPTION: Edelman Stops Young, Drive Stalls at Goal Line
In other news, Danny Woodhead managed 20 yards on his 4 carries, while his main “competition,” Stevan Ridley, managed a putrid 4 yards on his 4 carries. Since his decent outing against Oakland, Ridley’s production has been dreadful…
CAPTION: Dynamic Danny Drastically Underutilized
With Tebow’s record now at 5-1 as a starter, Merril Hog(e), Jason Whitlock, John Fox, John Elway, and all the other critics are made to look more foolish with each passing week. Tebow carried 22 times for 67 yards, and passed for 143 yards a TD and no interceptions (again)…
CAPTION: Tension Grows Amongst Anti-White Zealots
Eric Decker rebounded from his poor performance against the Jets with 3 catches (all critical gains) for 65 yards and a TD. He now has 37 catches, 527 yards, and 8 TDs on the season…
CAPTION: Decker Drubs Darky Dorks
Connor Barwin set a Texans’ franchise record with 4 sacks in a single game. Barwin, Reid, Watt and Cushing are an exciting group to watch…
CAPTION: Barwin Sets Sack Record
With the playoffs approaching, my “Superbowl Hopefuls” from the AFC are New England, Houston, and Denver. With For the NFC: Green Bay, Dallas, and New York Giants (with St. Louis eliminated).