Jordy Nelson, the NFL’s premiere “deep threat” wide receiver, has now amassed 40 catches for 756 yards and 9 TD’s in 2011. He’ll need to accrue 244 more yards (or 40.5 yards per contest) in the next 6 games to achieve his first 1,000-yard season. Even with his snaps and targets intentionally “controlled” due to his restrictive skin condition, the electrifying Nelson is still averaging a staggering 19 yards per reception this season. Last week, the “hot story” amongst the Corporate News-Jews was to “enlighten” the DWF’s as to
why Nelson was easily dominating NFL secondaries by utilizing the entirely unsubstantiated claim that black cornerbacks have been “underestimating” Nelson’s ability because “he’s a white receiver and they’re always slow and unathletic.” Yeah, right. Every mainstream article related to Nelson included this contrived fairytale, with one article even sporting the abhorrent headline:
“Jordy Nelson is Pretty Fly (For a White Guy).” I’m not kidding. It’s all a conveniently Casteon excuse…but will the white drunkards really believe this Jew-engineered twaddle after watching moments such as this…
CAPTION: Myron Lewis, Burned to an Afro-Crisp for a 40-yard TD
After the Packers-Bucs game, here is a quote from the Smurfy, weak little slot receiver, Randall Cobb…
Randall Cobb said:
“Remember Ricky Proehl from the Carolina Panthers? That’s who he reminds me of.”
Here is a quote from defensive back, Charlie Peprah…
Charlie Peprah said:
“A better Ed McCaffrey, maybe? I don’t know. I think Ed McCaffrey might have been a little longer, but I don’t know. He’s faster than Ed McCaffrey.”
Hardy har har. With teammates like that, who need opponents? And why does Nelson (and all other white skill players) need to be “compared” to someone, anyway? Oh, that’s right, because no white men are capable of individuality or uniqueness, as such a notion may actually instill the virtues of self-confidence, inner strength, fortitude, etc. I’d “compare” Nelson’s combination of size, speed, and strength to that of the Texans’ Andre Johnson.
During the Giants-Eagles game, DeSean Jackson’s ridiculously juvenile taunting penalty (in which he flipped the ball at Giants’ defensive coordinator, Perry Fewell, and then pranced like a girl, negating a 50-yard gain) surprisingly drew the wrath of the Negro-adoring tag-team, “Jewish Uncle Al” and “Aunt Christine Collinsworthless.” Miss Chrisse, usually a Caste Serpent, bellowed that
“This behavior is ridiculous! If you want to get paid like a superstar, you can’t be this immature and stupid!” Jewish Uncle Al passionately concurred. Jackson, the African God-King of boneheaded football plays, supposedly left the game in a walking boot. This news bodes well for WR Riley Cooper (5 catches, 75 yards and a TD last night) and WR/RB/PR Chad Hall in the coming weeks…
CAPTION: White Bench-Warmer Scores Game Winner, Reid Perturbed
If Wes Welker, Rob Gronkowski, and Danny Woodhead shred the Chiefs tonight, this week will finish on a strong note. Welker, in particular, will need a stellar performance (175+ yards) to keep on pace for Rice’s records.