Laughable Statements

[Arerequired]

Thread for absurd things said by DWFs, caste followers, non-white fans etc...

An example:



Apparently it is a popular belief that LeBron would beat someone who fights for a living (Colby Covington), in a fight. No he would most likely take the basketball players back and choke him to death quite easily in spite of size or other attributes,
The reason people are even talking about a hypothetical matchup between the two is because Colby attacked LeBron in the post-fight interview for the Woodley fight.

 

[Leonardfan]

I guess he hasn't seen basketball players "fight" before.

Trey Lance being a 1st round QB is another laughable statement.

 

[DWF Upside]

Far from absurd, i think it would be a good fight. Would you think the same thing about him taking out JJ Watt? Lebron has him by about 90 solid pounds and over a foot reach advantage. He is super athletic and would really only need to land one or 2 bombs with a fist that resembles a lunchbox.

They got weight classes for a reason. The Polish 205 pound champ would murder anyone in the NBA same as Stipe. My money is on Colby, but would give Lebron a punchers chance. Wrestling is tough when there is that much of a weight disparity.

 

[Arerequired]

I agree LeBron could theoretically land a punch regardless of technique that would be devastating but the twitter post essentially says its a given that LeBron beats Colby which is absurd, that Colby would essentially have no chance despite the enormous discrepancy in knowledge of how to fight.

 

[Bucky]

I'd pay to see Colby break LeBitch's leg.

 

[NWsoccerfan]

I'd love to see Tyson Fury vs. lebron james. It would be fun to watch Fury use james' face as a speed bag and see him bloodied and battered by the superior White man.