For the 44th straight time, the Super Bowl managed to be underwelming, to say the least. Still waiting for the first overtime game. The "comeback" by the Saints tied a Super Bowl record. That's right, folks- the greatest "comeback" in all those 44 games has been 10 points. Shockingly enough, the whiter team lost, and more imporantly, the best white player in the game came up short when it counted. Trust me, you will hear a lot about that.
The pass that Peyton Manning threw, right into the hands of a Saint DB, was simply ridiculous. This is perhaps the most accurate passer of all time, and even though he had plenty of time to throw, somehow he didn't notice the DB who was draped all over Reggie Wayne. Even more incredibly, the DB who had the game clinching pick six gift wrapped to him by Manning just happened to be the same clown the cameras had focused on earlier on the sidelines. Well, they actually focused on his shaved head, where his bits of hair left spelled out Super Bowl 44. How quaint that he should be the big hero.
The most crucial question for every sporting event now in Don King's America is- what will make most black people happier? Unquestionably, the Saints winning the Super Bowl will make most black people happy. You know, Katrina and all that. Who dey and all that. At least Reggie Bush wasn't named MVP.
If this game wasn't fixed, then the Colts' play calling was about as bad as it gets, especially inside the red zone. The Colts' all black defense was abysmal- even for today's NFL, the tackling was indescribably bad. The dropped passes at key times- Garcon's was especially important, and don't forget the last play, when the mostly invisible "star" Reggie Wayne dropped a TD. And how about that shocking onside kick to open the second half? Did any of you really expect the lovable Saints to lose after that? After a black backup TE dove too soon (laughingly so- sometimes they are rotten actors) and missed the rolling ball which was directed right at him? Most grandmothers could have fallen on that.
There are numerous reasons to hate New Orleans. Tom Benson. Who dat. The treatment of Mike Hass. Harry Connick, Sr. Harry Connick, Jr. While they aren't the least lovable bunch to win the Super Bowl by a wide margin, Indy winning would have been a better thing, in terms of everything most of us on Caste Football stand for.
The worst thing about this Super Bowl result will be that Peyton Manning will (rightfully, if these things aren't fixed) be soundly criticized for that awful interception.
Wow- just heard the fans chanting "Reggie" over and over again as the immortal Reggie Bush- who did nothing in the game- walked by the NFL Network jock sniffers. Then, to put the icing on the cake, the future Hall of Famer Tracy Porter, asked to describe what happened on the interception Manning threw right into his hands, responded by blasting Austin Collie! Yes, he said something about "we knew Collie wasn't their number 1 receiver." Huh? What did Collie have to do with that play? Now they are continuing to interview Bush, who had 63 total yards in this game, and was not an impact player in any way, shape or form. And finally, here comes Kim Kardashian, to be solemnly interviewed by these sports "journalists."
This is indistinguishable from pro wrestling.
The pass that Peyton Manning threw, right into the hands of a Saint DB, was simply ridiculous. This is perhaps the most accurate passer of all time, and even though he had plenty of time to throw, somehow he didn't notice the DB who was draped all over Reggie Wayne. Even more incredibly, the DB who had the game clinching pick six gift wrapped to him by Manning just happened to be the same clown the cameras had focused on earlier on the sidelines. Well, they actually focused on his shaved head, where his bits of hair left spelled out Super Bowl 44. How quaint that he should be the big hero.
The most crucial question for every sporting event now in Don King's America is- what will make most black people happier? Unquestionably, the Saints winning the Super Bowl will make most black people happy. You know, Katrina and all that. Who dey and all that. At least Reggie Bush wasn't named MVP.
If this game wasn't fixed, then the Colts' play calling was about as bad as it gets, especially inside the red zone. The Colts' all black defense was abysmal- even for today's NFL, the tackling was indescribably bad. The dropped passes at key times- Garcon's was especially important, and don't forget the last play, when the mostly invisible "star" Reggie Wayne dropped a TD. And how about that shocking onside kick to open the second half? Did any of you really expect the lovable Saints to lose after that? After a black backup TE dove too soon (laughingly so- sometimes they are rotten actors) and missed the rolling ball which was directed right at him? Most grandmothers could have fallen on that.
There are numerous reasons to hate New Orleans. Tom Benson. Who dat. The treatment of Mike Hass. Harry Connick, Sr. Harry Connick, Jr. While they aren't the least lovable bunch to win the Super Bowl by a wide margin, Indy winning would have been a better thing, in terms of everything most of us on Caste Football stand for.
The worst thing about this Super Bowl result will be that Peyton Manning will (rightfully, if these things aren't fixed) be soundly criticized for that awful interception.
Wow- just heard the fans chanting "Reggie" over and over again as the immortal Reggie Bush- who did nothing in the game- walked by the NFL Network jock sniffers. Then, to put the icing on the cake, the future Hall of Famer Tracy Porter, asked to describe what happened on the interception Manning threw right into his hands, responded by blasting Austin Collie! Yes, he said something about "we knew Collie wasn't their number 1 receiver." Huh? What did Collie have to do with that play? Now they are continuing to interview Bush, who had 63 total yards in this game, and was not an impact player in any way, shape or form. And finally, here comes Kim Kardashian, to be solemnly interviewed by these sports "journalists."
This is indistinguishable from pro wrestling.