Freethinker
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The 2025 Dolphins look to be in the running for most non-White NFL team this year. They are also looking like they might be among the worst talentwise too if week 1's blowout to Indianapolis is any indication. Let's a take a look at the slim pickings the Dolphins offer.
Total White Athletes on Roster (Starters in bold)
9 Whites total, with 1 starter. Grade: F--
QB - Zach Wilson, Quinn Ewers
TE - Tanner Conner
C - Daniel Brunskill
DE - Zach Sieler
CB - Ethan Bonner
K - Jason Sanders (on IR right now)
P - Jake Bailey
LS - Joe Cardona
IR / PUP - Andrew Meyer (OL), Liam Eichenberg (G)
PS - Riley Patterson (K) [getting weekly call up], Greg Dulcich (TE), Hayden Rucci (TE), Josh Priebe (OL)
This team is the absolute pits. Down to single digit Whites and only 1 starter, who would likely be purged too if he wasn't a pro-bowl level talent. I'll keep it brief in this write-up as the Dolphins don't deserve our time.
On offense, we have two "upside" White QBs behind concussion prone and now apparently turnover prone Tua Tagovailoa. Zach Wilson joins the team after being picked highly and set up to fail by the dumpster fire Jets organization. After a stop last year in Denver, in which he hopefully learned some positive things, he settles in as Miami's #2 QB. He should get opportunities, as Tua cannot stay healthy and could be benched for poor play. There's also chances to play in blowouts, like what happened yesterday. All in all, this is actually a good place for Wilson to land. #3 QB is Quinn Ewers who starred at Texas and made them a National Champ contender every year he started. Coming into last season, he was considered a 1st or 2nd round pick. He had an injury filled season but was otherwise good, yet falls in the draft to the 7th round! Totally preposterous and another example of a White college QB who was overly scrutinized by the (((hive-mind media))) until his standing as a top prospect was utterly destroyed.
Poor Tua, having to rely on this awful sumo line to "protect" him when the next big hit could end his career. The ranking websites rank this Dolphins unit towards the bottom, which is no surprise to us. 1 backup center and a few guys on IR is really inexcusable. The poor TE room as well. Tanner Conner got some catches with Waller hurt (a trend). Greg Dulcich had one of the best preseasons as a Giant but was a numbers game casualty. In my humble opinion, he could outperform any of the Dolphin depth ahead of him.
On defense, there is at least a little bit of intrigue. Zach Sieler is one of the premier 3-4 defensive ends in the league and has really improved every year since joining the NFL as a 7th round pick. He's got 10 sacks in each of the last 2 seasons so hopefully he goes for double digits again. Ethan Bonner is a rare White corner back who is nursing an injury and 2nd on the depth chart. The Dolphins CBs are terrible and decimated with injuries so if Bonner can't make it here, he'll likely be Caste aside like so many great White athletes before him. Its been reported that he's the 2nd fastest player on the team but that didn't get him any opportunity last year where he was a "healthy scratch" week after week. If he can get healthy and start, it would elevate the Dolphins from F-- to an F-. LOL.
That's it. Total trainwreck that could bottom out this year and lead to a clearing of house and a shiny new QB in next year's draft.
Total White Athletes on Roster (Starters in bold)
9 Whites total, with 1 starter. Grade: F--
QB - Zach Wilson, Quinn Ewers
TE - Tanner Conner
C - Daniel Brunskill
DE - Zach Sieler
CB - Ethan Bonner
K - Jason Sanders (on IR right now)
P - Jake Bailey
LS - Joe Cardona
IR / PUP - Andrew Meyer (OL), Liam Eichenberg (G)
PS - Riley Patterson (K) [getting weekly call up], Greg Dulcich (TE), Hayden Rucci (TE), Josh Priebe (OL)
This team is the absolute pits. Down to single digit Whites and only 1 starter, who would likely be purged too if he wasn't a pro-bowl level talent. I'll keep it brief in this write-up as the Dolphins don't deserve our time.
On offense, we have two "upside" White QBs behind concussion prone and now apparently turnover prone Tua Tagovailoa. Zach Wilson joins the team after being picked highly and set up to fail by the dumpster fire Jets organization. After a stop last year in Denver, in which he hopefully learned some positive things, he settles in as Miami's #2 QB. He should get opportunities, as Tua cannot stay healthy and could be benched for poor play. There's also chances to play in blowouts, like what happened yesterday. All in all, this is actually a good place for Wilson to land. #3 QB is Quinn Ewers who starred at Texas and made them a National Champ contender every year he started. Coming into last season, he was considered a 1st or 2nd round pick. He had an injury filled season but was otherwise good, yet falls in the draft to the 7th round! Totally preposterous and another example of a White college QB who was overly scrutinized by the (((hive-mind media))) until his standing as a top prospect was utterly destroyed.
Poor Tua, having to rely on this awful sumo line to "protect" him when the next big hit could end his career. The ranking websites rank this Dolphins unit towards the bottom, which is no surprise to us. 1 backup center and a few guys on IR is really inexcusable. The poor TE room as well. Tanner Conner got some catches with Waller hurt (a trend). Greg Dulcich had one of the best preseasons as a Giant but was a numbers game casualty. In my humble opinion, he could outperform any of the Dolphin depth ahead of him.
On defense, there is at least a little bit of intrigue. Zach Sieler is one of the premier 3-4 defensive ends in the league and has really improved every year since joining the NFL as a 7th round pick. He's got 10 sacks in each of the last 2 seasons so hopefully he goes for double digits again. Ethan Bonner is a rare White corner back who is nursing an injury and 2nd on the depth chart. The Dolphins CBs are terrible and decimated with injuries so if Bonner can't make it here, he'll likely be Caste aside like so many great White athletes before him. Its been reported that he's the 2nd fastest player on the team but that didn't get him any opportunity last year where he was a "healthy scratch" week after week. If he can get healthy and start, it would elevate the Dolphins from F-- to an F-. LOL.
That's it. Total trainwreck that could bottom out this year and lead to a clearing of house and a shiny new QB in next year's draft.
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