Freethinker
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No offense to the small contingency of decent people who live in Chicago, but the Bears roster almost always gives this city of blacks, mestizos and hopelessly liberal White people what they deserve. First year under the most recent golden-boy offensive coordinator turned head coach, Ben Johnson, but don't expect this team to resemble the Lion's who gave him the career bump. Let's take a deeper dive into this year's slop, which will leave you sicker than a street meat Chicago Dog.
Total White Athletes on Roster (Starters in bold)
14 Whites total, with 3 starters. Grade: F
QB - Tyson Bagent, Case Keenum
TE - Colston Loveland, Cole Kmet, Durham Smythe
T - Theo Benedet, Ozzy Trapilo
G - Joe Thuney, Luke Newman
C - Drew Dalman, Ryan Bates
Defense - None
K - Cairo Santos
P - Tory Taylor
LS - Scott Daly
IR -
PS - JP Richardson (WR), Stephen Carlson (TE), Nikola Kalinic (TE), Ricky Stromberg (OL)
First thought. A small improvement of total Whites on the roster with an increase in starters thanks to an extra offensive lineman. They probably still deserve an F-, but progress is progress, so I removed the minus. Next thought as I'm combing through the roster is that this team is a cookie-cutter copy of the Baltimore Ravens, who's preview by Don I recently read. All of the Whites allowed are strictly on offense and they are slotted into the appropriate places. Offensive line, tight end and backup quarterback. Light skinned black GM Ryan Poles sure took good notes studying the Caste NFL handbook for a DEI roster composition. The Bears have a 15-36 record under the Poles regime.
We enter year 2 for Totally-not-Gay Caleb Williams at quarterback. As we will recall, Williams was the undisputed #1 pick of the 2024 draft. There was no critical analysis of him during the draft process. If you were to point out any of his red flags or short comings on film, you would have been labeled a heretic and most likely a racist super Nazi. Well so far people like us have been right but the Caleb jock-sniffers will cite his "great" rookie stats. I shared the real stats in the Bears general thread that showed that 55% of his statistical production came when the team was down by a touchdown and a staggering 35% came in "garbage time" (after halftime down by 2 scores or more). Simply put, early in the game or when the score was competitive, Williams was bad. Ben Johnson will have his "offensive guru" labeled tested by Williams. Tyson Bagent is back again as QB2. He once again looked more impressive in preseason and one could argue the Bears were no worse off with him as a starter when they went 2-2 in 2023 when Bagent stepped in as an UDFA rookie. The team is keeping a veteran 3rd string QB this year in well traveled Case Keenum. Maybe Johnson is concerned with the QB depth that he inherited? The most interesting player on the entire Bears' roster will be rookie TE Colston Loveland. Drafted #10 overall, the Idaho native Loveland brings an impressive resume as a 2 year starter at Michigan, winning a National Championship in the process. I hope he has a great career, but after seeing how fellow 1st round pick tight end Cole Kmet's career has floundered in Chicago, I'm not going to hold my breath. And speaking of Kmet, he now gets bumped to backup TE. He signed a big contract extension recently and will carry a 11.6 million cap hit for this year and the next 2 seasons. Lot of money there, so maybe Johnson will wise up and run more double TE sets to maximize the team's offensive potential? We'll see but so far it appears 3 WRs is the base offense. Free Cole Kmet!! On the offensive line, the Bears did a major shakeup to what was one of the worst (and dark) units in the league. Dalman and Thuney are new starters for our guys and there were also some decent money spent on black guard Jackson. The consensus seems to be that this unit will be much improved but honestly I'm not really too impressed and predict this line will struggle once more. Rookie backup tackle Ozzy Trapilo out of Boston College was a good pick and could be a future starter.
On defense, its total Wakanda. As Don noted in the general thread, the first act by new DC Dennis Allen was to purge talented linebacker Jack Sanborn because he didn't have enough speed to fit his defense. What a crock, but ultimately good news for Jack because at best he would be a jerked around backup here. He now has a chance to be an every down linebacker for the Cowboys. Dennis Allen and the Chicago brain(dead) trust then proceeded to bring in zero White defenders via the draft or free agency. You could argue Allen should be near the top of the very long list of anti-White buffoons in professional sports.
Another year of a black roster and pre-season hype from the enemy media over the Bears. Let's see if @wile gets his annual wish and the Bears and their drunken contingent of fans once again crash out.
Total White Athletes on Roster (Starters in bold)
14 Whites total, with 3 starters. Grade: F
QB - Tyson Bagent, Case Keenum
TE - Colston Loveland, Cole Kmet, Durham Smythe
T - Theo Benedet, Ozzy Trapilo
G - Joe Thuney, Luke Newman
C - Drew Dalman, Ryan Bates
Defense - None
K - Cairo Santos
P - Tory Taylor
LS - Scott Daly
IR -
PS - JP Richardson (WR), Stephen Carlson (TE), Nikola Kalinic (TE), Ricky Stromberg (OL)
First thought. A small improvement of total Whites on the roster with an increase in starters thanks to an extra offensive lineman. They probably still deserve an F-, but progress is progress, so I removed the minus. Next thought as I'm combing through the roster is that this team is a cookie-cutter copy of the Baltimore Ravens, who's preview by Don I recently read. All of the Whites allowed are strictly on offense and they are slotted into the appropriate places. Offensive line, tight end and backup quarterback. Light skinned black GM Ryan Poles sure took good notes studying the Caste NFL handbook for a DEI roster composition. The Bears have a 15-36 record under the Poles regime.
We enter year 2 for Totally-not-Gay Caleb Williams at quarterback. As we will recall, Williams was the undisputed #1 pick of the 2024 draft. There was no critical analysis of him during the draft process. If you were to point out any of his red flags or short comings on film, you would have been labeled a heretic and most likely a racist super Nazi. Well so far people like us have been right but the Caleb jock-sniffers will cite his "great" rookie stats. I shared the real stats in the Bears general thread that showed that 55% of his statistical production came when the team was down by a touchdown and a staggering 35% came in "garbage time" (after halftime down by 2 scores or more). Simply put, early in the game or when the score was competitive, Williams was bad. Ben Johnson will have his "offensive guru" labeled tested by Williams. Tyson Bagent is back again as QB2. He once again looked more impressive in preseason and one could argue the Bears were no worse off with him as a starter when they went 2-2 in 2023 when Bagent stepped in as an UDFA rookie. The team is keeping a veteran 3rd string QB this year in well traveled Case Keenum. Maybe Johnson is concerned with the QB depth that he inherited? The most interesting player on the entire Bears' roster will be rookie TE Colston Loveland. Drafted #10 overall, the Idaho native Loveland brings an impressive resume as a 2 year starter at Michigan, winning a National Championship in the process. I hope he has a great career, but after seeing how fellow 1st round pick tight end Cole Kmet's career has floundered in Chicago, I'm not going to hold my breath. And speaking of Kmet, he now gets bumped to backup TE. He signed a big contract extension recently and will carry a 11.6 million cap hit for this year and the next 2 seasons. Lot of money there, so maybe Johnson will wise up and run more double TE sets to maximize the team's offensive potential? We'll see but so far it appears 3 WRs is the base offense. Free Cole Kmet!! On the offensive line, the Bears did a major shakeup to what was one of the worst (and dark) units in the league. Dalman and Thuney are new starters for our guys and there were also some decent money spent on black guard Jackson. The consensus seems to be that this unit will be much improved but honestly I'm not really too impressed and predict this line will struggle once more. Rookie backup tackle Ozzy Trapilo out of Boston College was a good pick and could be a future starter.
On defense, its total Wakanda. As Don noted in the general thread, the first act by new DC Dennis Allen was to purge talented linebacker Jack Sanborn because he didn't have enough speed to fit his defense. What a crock, but ultimately good news for Jack because at best he would be a jerked around backup here. He now has a chance to be an every down linebacker for the Cowboys. Dennis Allen and the Chicago brain(dead) trust then proceeded to bring in zero White defenders via the draft or free agency. You could argue Allen should be near the top of the very long list of anti-White buffoons in professional sports.
Another year of a black roster and pre-season hype from the enemy media over the Bears. Let's see if @wile gets his annual wish and the Bears and their drunken contingent of fans once again crash out.
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