Ideally, the NFL playoffs will progress as such:
Wild Card Round:
Miami def. Pittsburgh – Only because Pittsburgh has a very talented offense and is more of a threat to the Pats. Miami is actually more coal-black than the hated Steelers.
Detroit def. Seattle – I’d love to see Zenner run wild on Pete’s Zulu Plantation, in Seattle, putting their Negro-deifying DWF's on suicide watch.
Houston def. Oakland – Oakland is, quite literally, the blackest team in NFL history, with only 5 whites on their roster after Carr's injury! I feel bad for Connor Cook and hope he has a good game in the loss.
Green Bay def. NYG – Aside from Seattle, the Giants are the blackest team in the NFC, with the most obnoxious black player (Beckham Jr.). They need to go, quickly.
Divisional Round:
Detroit def. Dallas – I’m kind of torn here, as Dallas has Beasley/Witten/Lee. Zenner is more important and Dallas is a bigger threat to GB.
Green Bay def. Atlanta – I wish the best for Ryan/Hooper, but the Packers are the far whiter team and must advance.
New England def. Miami – Brady, Edelman, Hogan, Amendola (set to return from ankle injury), McClellin, Ninkovich, Long. Enough said.
Houston def. Kansas City – Kelce is a superstar TE, but the Chiefs have talent (and are a hot team) and are a major threat to the Pats.
Conference Championship:
Green Bay def. Detroit – Aaron Rodgers leads his team to his 2nd SB appearance. Zenner plays amazing in loss.
New England def. Houston - Brady leads his team to his 7th SB appearance.
Superbowl 51:
New England vs. Green Bay – Brady and Rodgers square off with four white WR's playing on offense and multiple white defenders and white-friendly OL. May the best team win.
Of course, it won't happen this way and we'll probably be left with some insufferable, ultra-black match-up like the Steelers/Giants or Steelers/Seahawks. The other "black" teams in the playoffs (Oakland and Miami) seem to have far less chance to make the Superbowl, as they are missing their franchise QBs (Carr and Tannehill).