2016 NFL Week 7

[Don Wassall]

The two kickers will both be lynched in their locker rooms after the game

 

[Bmore Dan]

PRICELESS Plantation Pete slow mo reaction

 

[Freethinker]

Hahaha, what a joke of a game. Is it possible that they can give both teams a loss? Neither even deserve the tie.

 

[Leonardfan]

Amazing - a third game the seahawks should of lost 3 games now - AZ, ATL and Miami

 

[Don Wassall]

And to think I could have watched paint dry for the past four hours rather than watching this demonstration of the opiate of the DWF masses

 

[Bmore Dan]

Really? what kind of school was that? I was never shown NATGEO films in grade/high school.

Elementary school in the mid 80's.

ETA: Public school in a middle class to upper upper middle class MD suburb.

 

[Leonardfan]

Weenieworld going out of it's way to lie about Landry Jones:

Landry Jones completed 29-of-47 passes for 281 yards with one touchdown and one interception Sunday in the Steelers' Week 7 loss to the Patriots.

Jones started his afternoon in the worst way possible by throwing an embarrassing interception early in the first quarter. He badly underthrew Antonio Brown and was picked in the end zone by Malcolm Butler. Jones redeemed himself in the second quarter by hitting Darrius Heyward-Bey in the back of the end zone for a 14-yard score. Jones actually played well given his relative lack of weaponry as injuries forced Heyward-Bey and Cobi Hamilton to take on bigger roles in the passing game. There’s an outside chance Ben Roethlisberger will be ready to return after the bye but we’re guessing Jones will draw another start against Baltimore in Week 9.

He did throw an interception after completing a nice long throw a play earlier if I recall. The interception was not badly underthrown either - that's a totally misleading statement. The truth is Jones actually played well for what was his third career start.

 

[Don Wassall]

So the local news comes on after the game without end finally ends. The lead story as read from the teleprompter by the black female anchor -- fears that Antonio Brown may be injured as he spent some time on the sideline during the game against the Patriots. But he re-entered the game so it was a false alarm. And that is the most important "news" story in Pittsburgh today as determined by Channel 11.

 

[Bmore Dan]

https://vine.co/v/5daxOKOzBvj

 

[Bmore Dan]

 

[Bmore Dan]

 

[Bmore Dan]

Weenieworld going out of it's way to lie about Landry Jones:

Landry Jones completed 29-of-47 passes for 281 yards with one touchdown and one interception Sunday in the Steelers' Week 7 loss to the Patriots.

Jones started his afternoon in the worst way possible by throwing an embarrassing interception early in the first quarter. He badly underthrew Antonio Brown and was picked in the end zone by Malcolm Butler. Jones redeemed himself in the second quarter by hitting Darrius Heyward-Bey in the back of the end zone for a 14-yard score. Jones actually played well given his relative lack of weaponry as injuries forced Heyward-Bey and Cobi Hamilton to take on bigger roles in the passing game. There’s an outside chance Ben Roethlisberger will be ready to return after the bye but we’re guessing Jones will draw another start against Baltimore in Week 9.

He did throw an interception after completing a nice long throw a play earlier if I recall. The interception was not badly underthrown either - that's a totally misleading statement. The truth is Jones actually played well for what was his third career start.

Here is a quote from a tribesmen backing up your assessment surprisingly from nfl,com

3. Little was expected of Landry Jones on Sunday afternoon, but the Steelers backup quarterback did all he could, in place of Ben Roethlisberger, to keep Pittsburgh in this game. Aside from an early interception on a forced pass toward Antonio Brown in the end zone, Jones was accurate and decisive in his reads and connected on one particularly special toss to Darrius Heyward-Bey for a touchdown. But Jones failed to develop chemistry with any other receivers aside from Brown and Bell, which hampered his ability to lead a comeback in the second half. Against lesser opponents, Jones should serve as a suitable replacement for Big Ben.

-- Jeremy Bergman

 

[Tannehill17]

So the local news comes on after the game without end finally ends. The lead story as read from the teleprompter by the black female anchor -- fears that Antonio Brown may be injured as he spent some time on the sideline during the game against the Patriots. But he re-entered the game so it was a false alarm. And that is the most important "news" story in Pittsburgh today as determined by Channel 11.

Pittsburgh has GOT to be the DWF capital of America. Their DWFdom surpasses those in both Buffalo and Seattle.

 

[Phall]

Perfectly executed and simple deception play by Tennessee yesterday to give bookend left tackle Taylor Llewan an easy touchdown reception.

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/790239449179316224

In this era of wide receivers doubling as professional DJ's (Doggers and Joggers: dogging it on running plays and jogging through decoy routes), it's a little surprising that this type of slacker move (lining up a yard off the line of scrimmage) isn't exploited more often.

 

[Leonardfan]

Poz calling out his teammates on their chimp outs:

http://jacksonville.com/jaguars/201...mmates-who-were-ejected-during-sunday-s-loss#

 

[Leonardfan]

Smiff out with a torn ACL.

 

[Leonardfan]

The Browns signed joe Callahan who was cut by the saints after they signed him off the packers practice squad.

The Eagles claimed Taylor hart back from the 49ers. I guess chip Kelly thought hart was to blame for his shitty team.

 

[celticdb15]

Texans start 3 blacks, 1poly, and 1 white on OL. They only start 3 whites on O, 4 if double TE...

Looks like Broncos have 2blacks and 2 whites on their
, 1 Mexican

OL. 30% ouch.

 

[celticdb15]

Derek Wolfe already has 4.5 sacks this season as 3-4 end !

 

[celticdb15]

I've got another fun stat for you guys courtesy of a fantasy football writeup. The Redskins Matt Jones has 8 fumbles in his last 243 carries. His upside allows him to maintain a roster spot while Wegher and Gerhart remain jobless and Burkhead rots on Marvin Lewis' bench.

Lewis is the biggest AA hire to date!

 

[celticdb15]

I'm assuming Janovich hasn't had a carry since his week 1 TD scamper where he showed good vision and burst. Broncos using him as a battering ram for stalwart RBs Booker and Anderson...

 

[Leonardfan]

Damn it Brock! Show up these ungrateful Denver DWFs. If it weren't for him they would have not won the super bowl last year.

 

[Leonardfan]

Arian Foster has retired. He was an oft-injured flash in the pan for a few years. His annoying belief that he is some kind of zen master with all the answers and social issues won't be missed by me!

 

[Leonardfan]

More Jags chimping out but it's still Gerhart's fault:

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...ksonville-jaguars-says-was-flagged-using-slur

 

[celticdb15]

More Jags chimping out but it's still Gerhart's fault:

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...ksonville-jaguars-says-was-flagged-using-slur

Hillarious. Jacksonville has clearly taken a step back from last year when they showed promise as a talented, but dark, young team. Coach better get control of his plantation or he's likely to be canned instead of the prima Donna affletes. Then again that's poetic justice when coaches live and die by the caste system, they're liable to get burned and deserve it.