It was satisfying to see the ultra-dark Giants lose again last night to one of the league's whitest teams. It was fun watching Jordy score his 5th TD in 4 weeks against their all-chocolate defense. Here is the former college walk-on from rural Kansas emasculating their 1st round rookie CB, Eli Apple...
All-world TE, Rob Gronkowski, recorded his first 100-yard performance and no longer seems limited by his hamstring injury. Patriot WR, Chris Hogan, was the fastest player on the field in the Pats-Browns game, averaging 28.5 yards per reception...
The greatest QB in NFL history, Tom Brady, threw for 400 yards in his season debut...despite barely playing in the 4th quarter. Arch scumbag supreme, Roger Goodell, must've been seething...
Vikings WR, Adam Thielen, had a fantastic game (127 yards and a TD). Notice how he was playing on the outside during his TD catch. The former UDFA is now on pace for about 850 yards...
Chargers rookie TE, Hunter Henry, is a star in the making. Despite barely playing in favor of Gates through the first few weeks, he's on pace for around 750 yards.
Browns TE, Gary Barnidge, had a decent week and is on pace for around 750 yards even though he's played with multiple QB's (Griffin, McCown, Pryor, Kessler).
It was very unfortunate to see the blackest team in NFL history, the detestable Raiders, win another close game. "Black Jack Del negRio" and his crew should throughly nauseate any sane white sports fan...
CAPTION: "Hmm, I wonder if there are any black placekickers in free agency?"
Likewise with the Bills. Let's hope that neither squad makes the playoffs.