Don, is that to suggest that the dazzling, highly-entertaining Africans hired by NFL Network aren’t verbally-articulate, knowledgeable, professional, qualified football analysts? Well, as a retort to your racist musings, I offer this segment from NFL Network in which the “white†analysts (Jewish-Joe Theismann, Perma-Teary-Eyed “Mooch,†and Mike Mayock) are discussing Danny Woodhead and “hilarity†ensues after a Freudian Slip by the always chowder-brained “Negro Veneration Machine,†Joe Theismann. Deion Sanders, the only AA Hire present during the segment, reacts to the “faux pas†with the utmost class…
[video=youtube;Kcwcjt6qcYs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcwcjt6qcYs[/video]
Some years back, “WalterFootball.com†produced a very hilarious weekly article entitled: “The Emmitt Smith Anthology.†It chronicled each and every grammatical, statistical, and factual error that Emmitt Smith uttered during his short-lived time as an analyst on ESPN’s “Sunday NFL Countdown.†The guy was pretty brutal in insulting Smith’s (lack of) intelligence, which was interesting because I wasn’t used to reading about whites mocking non-whites in such a ruthless manner.
Anyway, it would be funny to make a thread concerning the endless supply of ridiculous statements (like Sapp’s “Eastern Bloc†comment), the Ebonics-flavored grammar, and the omnipresent “cackling with one’s homies subsequent to any comment that could be construed as even mildly humorous†that seemingly occurs whenever two black former players are featured on NFL Network segments. Unfortunately, I don’t have NFL Network.