In between the quality, relatively unbiated analysis provided by Jim Nantz and Vern Lundquist, CBS’s resident fanboy-flavored devotee of
“Panthera Tigris,†the ever-pungent Nick Faldo, solemnly uttered a truly classic line during the back nine on Sunday when he said:
“Tiger was the King of Golf for so long, he was literally unbeatable…but unfortunately, these other boys are just a few shots better of late.â€
“Boys?†I wonder if Nicky Fagdo would ever dare refer to his lord, savior, idol, hero, and master in such an emasculating manner? How unfortunate for Nick that the media’s habitually-cartoonish, wild, frothing-at-the-mouth
“Wooing Tiger to Victory†game reaped nothing but another laughable waste of time. Oh well, at least Faldo still possesses the sacred photograph featured below, undoubtedly perched atop a candle-lit “Alter to Tiger†that graces his mansion, depicting the single most magnificent moment of his wretched existence…
CAPTION: Melanin-Melodramatic Moron, Faldo, Christens his Black Son
Enough about the
“World’s Greatest Serial Adulterer and Choke Artist.†Adam Scott was dazzling on the back nine, particularly the 17[SUP]th[/SUP], 18[SUP]th[/SUP] and the two playoff holes. The white Argentinian, Cabrera, was a true sportsman and gentleman during and after the Masters, and played superbly. Angel was inches away from victory during his chip on the 18[SUP]th[/SUP] and the 2[SUP]nd[/SUP] playoff hole, but it was not to be. Hopefully, yesterday's victory was the moment Adam Scott broke through.
It’s nice to know that while Little Baby TiGirl was being comforted by his mammary gland-deficient, wrinkle-laden slut-de-jour, “Lindsey Vonn Afrika,†the two twits were treated to the following imagery of Scott’s brilliant victory (with Tiger’s former caddy, Surly Steve Williams, in the background)…
CAPTION: Scott Outlasts Cabrera in Masters Thriller
One 2013 Major Championship down, three to go.