2011 New England Patriots

[Deadlift]

Bloated - Shaun Ellis - was a terrible pick up by New England. This is not the most egregious case of "recycling".. but it's along that vein.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/2143/shaun-ellis

Instead of drafting Karl Klug, Chris Neild or a few others, New England chose to get "old" by acquiring Ellis and perma-injured Albert Worthless.

 

[whiteathlete33]

No surprise here. Just another in the long list of white players who have been kicked back and forth like soccer balls.

Patriots waived S Ross Ventrone.



This marks the third time Ventrone has been waived by the Patriots since August. He's notched one tackle in four games this season. As long as he clears waivers, he should be headed back to the practice squad.

 

[Thrashen]

It’s been exceptionally comical to observe the Patriots’ highly questionable “off-season acquisitions,” Chad Ochocinco and Albert Haynesworth, stumble so mightily this season.

Ochocinco, the pea-brained, annoying Afro-Diva who once ran an ultra-electrifying 4.7-second 40-yard dash, was laughably signed as the team’s intended “speedy deep threat.” Through eight games, the VH1 reality TV “star” has 9 catches for 136 yards and zero touchdowns. The ever-infantile 33-year old boy hasn’t recorded a single reception since September. And yes, “Ocho-No-Catch-O” is making more money this season than team MVP and the NFL’s most talented wide receiver, Wes Welker. Chaddy Boy has had putrid drops (watch the end of Patriots-Bills), he’s always running the incorrect passing route, he’s been completely ineffective on long passing routes, he’s never open, and he’s completely out-of-sync with Brady and the offense. At this point, “OchoNegroHomo” barely sees the field. After the Patriots-Giants game, in which he received 5 (undeserved) targets, yet made zero catches, Ochocinco was asked how he felt…

“It was fun, I enjoyed it. That’s about it. Everything is there. Everything is there.”

CAPTION: A black superstar “having fun” at work.

Brady, when asked about his astounding lack of timing with OchoGirl, uttered the following fairytale to cover for his black chum(p)…

“Really what I think about is what I need to do better, and there’s plenty of those things . . . I need to throw the ball better, I need to make better decisions, and I gotta make fewer bad plays each game.’’

Belichick also defended his swarthy little twerp…

“They’ve made plays. Tom’s made them with all the receivers.’’

*Translation – The organization made yet another completely idiotic free-agent signing. Instead of cutting our losses, we’ll continue to force the ball to Ocho.

If Ocho’s dreary season didn’t provide enough comedic value, then one only need observe the utterly wretched season of the obese, sweaty, malcontent pig (wait, no, pigs are intelligent, kind, and valuable creatures), “Fat” Albert Haynesworthless. After getting called for defensive holding early in the Giants game, Fatso was blown out on Jacobs’ 10-yard touchdown run. After that play, Haynesworth and defensive line coach, Pepper Johnson, were seen screaming at one another on the sideline. Haynesworth, the self-proclaimed “$100 million dollar slave,” the portly paramecium who is responsible for paralyzing a fellow motorist during a high speed car accident in which Haynesworth slammed his Ferrari into the victim’s car at speeds in excess of 100 MPH, the lard-ridden Waste-O-Life who once impregnated a stripper with his Satan Spawn and promptly left her, and the chubby brown toilet-turd who once stomped on (former Cowboys center) Andre Gerode’s helmetless face with metal cleats has amassed an astounding three (3) tackles, zero (0) sacks, and zero (0) tipped passes…

CAPTION: “Obesity Versus Morbid Obesity”

 

[whiteathlete33]

It’s been exceptionally comical to observe the Patriots’ highly questionable “off-season acquisitions,†Chad Ochocinco and Albert Haynesworth, stumble so mightily this season.

Ochocinco, the pea-brained, annoying Afro-Diva who once ran an ultra-electrifying 4.7-second 40-yard dash, was laughably signed as the team’s intended “speedy deep threat.†Through eight games, the VH1 reality TV “star†has 9 catches for 136 yards and zero touchdowns. The ever-infantile 33-year old boy hasn’t recorded a single reception since September. And yes, “Ocho-No-Catch-O†is making more money this season than team MVP and the NFL’s most talented wide receiver, Wes Welker. Chaddy Boy has had putrid drops (watch the end of Patriots-Bills), he’s always running the incorrect passing route, he’s been completely ineffective on long passing routes, he’s never open, and he’s completely out-of-sync with Brady and the offense. At this point, “OchoNegroHomo†barely sees the field. After the Patriots-Giants game, in which he received 5 (undeserved) targets, yet made zero catches, Ochocinco was asked how he felt…




CAPTION: A black superstar “having fun†at work.
Brady, when asked about his astounding lack of timing with OchoGirl, uttered the following fairytale to cover for his black chum(p)…

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Belichick also defended his swarthy little twerp…
[Quote = Bill Belichick] “They’ve made plays. Tom’s made them with all the receivers.’’

*Translation – The organization made yet another completely idiotic free-agent signing. Instead of cutting our losses, we’ll continue to force the ball to Ocho.

If Ocho’s dreary season didn’t provide enough comedic value, then one only need observe the utterly wretched season of the obese, sweaty, malcontent pig (wait, no, pigs are intelligent, kind, and valuable creatures), “Fat†Albert Haynesworthless. After getting called for defensive holding early in the Giants game, Fatso was blown out on Jacobs’ 10-yard touchdown run. After that play, Haynesworth and defensive line coach, Pepper Johnson, were seen screaming at one another on the sideline. Haynesworth, the self-proclaimed “$100 million dollar slave,†the portly paramecium who is responsible for paralyzing a fellow motorist during a high speed car accident in which Haynesworth slammed his Ferrari into the victim’s car at speeds in excess of 100 MPH, the lard-ridden Waste-O-Life who once impregnated a stripper with his Satan Spawn and promptly left her, and the chubby brown toilet-turd who once stomped on (former Cowboys center) Andre Gerode’s helmetless face with metal cleats has amassed an astounding three (3) tackles, zero (0) sacks, and zero (0) tipped passes…

CAPTION: “Obesity Versus Morbid Obesityâ€[/QUOTE]

That post was classic! I'm cracking up right now though I know I shouldn't be laughing at this serious matter. These two clowns are taking up space in the NFL while better white players are sitting home. As bad as these two are at least no NFL teams showed up for Terrell Owens workout recently.

 

[Don Wassall]

Kudos to Pepper Johnson, who actually got in Haynesworthless's face. Only a black man has the balls to do that in the "macho" NFL, which is filled with White manginas like current NFL Network clowns Steve Mariuchi and Jim Moron Jr., who would rather be tortured than be tough on blacks.

 

[wile]

Belechik is wasting Tom Brady's final years. Kraft ought to pull this clown in and dress him down a notch.

One thing I want to know is how tight a leash he puts on Tom to stick with the play's first call. After watching that debacle in the playoffs last year trying to force it long while Danny was running loose I thought something is way wrong here.

 

[whiteathlete33]

Finally the Patriots do the right thing and get rid of lard ass Haynesworth.

[h=1]Patriots cut DT Haynesworth, agent confirms
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• Published: Nov. 8, 2011 at 02:29 p.m.
• Updated: Nov. 8, 2011 at 03:06 p.m.
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Patriots defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth was waived Tuesday, his agent Chad Speck confirmed.
Teams will have 24 hours to claim Haynesworth off waivers, who would be owed roughly $750,000 of his $1.5 million base salary if claimed by Wednesday afternoon. He also has playing-time incentives that would be difficult for Haynesworth to earn at this juncture, a source said.

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If he is not claimed Haynesworth would become a free agent.
Several teams could use a defensive tackle, however Haynesworth's ineffective play and aloof behavior that has rankled teammates and coaches at previous stops at Tennessee and Washington could hinder his employment. Haynesworth got into a shouting match with defensive line coach Pepper Johnson during Sunday's loss to the Giants, but a source with knowledge of the situation said Haynesworth, who had just three tackles this season, was told by the Patriots that his behavior did not factor into his release.
"He was told it just wasn't a good fit and they wanted to end it now," the source said.
Haynesworth was traded to New England before the 2011 season from Washington, where he clashed with coach Mike Shanahan a season after being signed to a $100 million free-agent contract by the previous coaching-management regime. Haynesworth spent the first seven seasons of his career with the Titans, where at times he was considered one of the most dominant defensive linemen in the NFL.

 

[Thrashen]

I fixed my formatting errors in my post on Ocho and Haynesworth. Sorry it looked so weird before, guys.

 

[Kaptain]

So fatarse Haynesworth who has been cut by two teams and couldn't pass a simple conditioning test had a 100 million dollar contract while Peyton Hillis is begging for pennies:huh:

 

[white is right]

In know in baseball fat players tend to burn out around 30. Haynesworth looks like he is clearly shot, this is probably his last stop on the road. Of course Oakland could have dreams of turning him into an obese Black version of Lyle Alzado.....:thumbdown:

 

[Thrashen]

Finally the Patriots do the right thing and get rid of lard ass Haynesworth.

Well, another moronic off-season signing reaches its logical conclusion for Belichick and his “genius” troop of scouts and talent evaluators. Over the past few years, they’ve signed utterly terrible free-agents such as; Alge Crumpler, Torry Holt, Chris Baker, Joey Galloway, Shawn Springs, Leigh Bodden, Paris Lenon, Shaun Ellis, Chad Ochocinco, Adalius Thomas, Deltha O'Neal, LaMont Jordan, Sam Aiken, Tank Williams, Fernando Bryant, Lewis Sanders, Victor Hobson, and Jason Webster.

Then again, their drafting has been some of the worst imaginable, annually selecting some of the poorest players available; Sammy Morris, Chad Jackson, Matthew Slater, Kareem Brown, Brandon Tate, Ron Brace, Brandon Meriweather, Terrence Wheatley, Shawn Crable, Jonathan Wilhite, Darius Butler, and Tyrone McKenzie.

If the Patriots wouldn’t have cut the primitive leviathan, “Fat Al,” he would have “earned” $1.5 million, or $1 million less than Wes Welker’s $2.5 million, for the 2011 season. As Don noted, it was refreshing to hear that defensive line coach Pepper Johnson was allegedly “screaming and cursing” at the Flubbery Cretin for his embarrassing lack of effort. I couldn’t find video or an image of their heated exchange, so I attached an imagine of “happier times”…

I also found an amusing quote from Haynesworthlessness back on September 3[SUP]rd[/SUP]…

“If God forbid, I got cut from this team, I know I could go out there and play for another team. But, I feel like this is going to be the last place I’m going to play. If it doesn’t work out here, I’m not going to play anywhere else.”

To be fair, I’ve heard that Ochocinco has been working very hard at practice, has been humble, and has kept his gold-encrusted mouth shut. Nevertheless, hopefully this twit is cut in the near future.

 

[Don Wassall]

Good research as always, Thrashen. The list of free agent and draft busts is long, but I doubt it's much different than that of the rest of the league. The NFL operates under a racial spoils system, there's always another black "athlete with upside" to replace the endless list of failures.

 

[whiteathlete33]

There is an article on the most underpaid players in the league and Welker makes number 1. He's also referred to as lightning fast. Not bad. Here is a link to the whole article. http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ys-cnbc-nfl_most_underpaid_players_welker_111811

1. Wes Welker



Position: Wide Receiver, New England Patriots
2011 salary: $2.15 million
Weekly paycheck: $127,647

When the Patriots gave up a second round draft pick to get Wes Welker, many fans thought it was too much. Well, that deal and Welker's five-year, $18 million contract is now proving to be a bargain. This year, the lightning-fast, 5-foot-9-inch receiver is making a measly $2.15 million in the last year of that contract. He's pulled in 72 receptions for 1,006 yards receiving to go along with six touchdowns.

 

[backrow]

on yahoo? wow. good stuff

 

[whiteathlete33]

I'm really starting to feel bad for this guy.

Patriots waived S Ross Ventrone.



This is getting comical. It's the 17th transaction involving Ventrone this year. His roster spot this week is likely needed for offensive line help after LT Matt Light went down against the Chiefs.

 

[itsme]

17?:crazy: If he had any balls he would tell em to fukk off. I know I would.:icon_mad:

 

[backrow]

Patriots placed LB Jeff Tarpinian (head) on injured reserve, ending his season.

It's another blow to a Patriots defense that has been decimated by injury. Tarpinian actually started in Week 10 against the Jets and had four tackles before sustaining his injury. He was also one of the team's best special teamers.

damn

 

[FootballDad]

Patriots placed LB Jeff Tarpinian (head) on injured reserve, ending his season.

It's another blow to a Patriots defense that has been decimated by injury. Tarpinian actually started in Week 10 against the Jets and had four tackles before sustaining his injury. He was also one of the team's best special teamers.

damn

According to the Patriots coaches, Tarpinian was getting more reps with the defense because he is one of their best coverage LB's. How is that possible since he's a slow white guy with no burst and no recovery speed? Must be because he's "smart" and "scrappy" with a "high motor". Sorry to see him end up on IR, next year he'll have to start all over, since white guys don't have any carryover and must build their reps from scratch every year.

 

[whiteathlete33]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned this but Tom Brady will go over 5,000 yards passing on the season unless he has the worst game of his life next week. He only needs 103 passing yards. He's never done it before but Drew Brees has once before and needs less than 300 yards to do it again. This truly is the quarterback era.

 

[Highlander]

Now that McDaniel's is back with the Pats, I wonder if they'll consider pursuing Tebow if he should become available. The owner of the Pats really likes him and I think he could excel in the right offense. Also, he'd actually have some great TE's (he played with Hernandez at Florida, I believe) to throw it to and running backs to dump it off to if needed. Tebow was allowed much more freedom under McDaniel's scheme, including the freedom to actually throw the football.

 

[Colonel_Reb]

Now that McDaniel's is back with the Pats, I wonder if they'll consider pursuing Tebow if he should become available. The owner of the Pats really likes him and I think he could excel in the right offense. Also, he'd actually have some great TE's (he played with Hernandez at Florida, I believe) to throw it to and running backs to dump it off to if needed. Tebow was allowed much more freedom under McDaniel's scheme, including the freedom to actually throw the football.

I don't know what to make of this move. I just know I don't like Mcwigger.

 

[Liverlips]

Excuse my ignorance, but who is McDaniel?

 

[whiteathlete33]

Excuse my ignorance, but who is McDaniel?

Josh McDaniels, the former head coach of the Broncos who screwed Peyton Hillis.

 

[Highlander]

Josh McDaniels, the former head coach of the Broncos who screwed Peyton Hillis.

And gave Tebow a chance when no one else would by drafting him in the first round. He also drafted Decker and two other White players in that draft. His treatment of Hillis was infuriating and his actions on the field immature and wiggerish, but, overall, I bet the Broncos would be quite a bit Whiter with him as coach instead of plantation owner Fox.

 

[Colonel_Reb]

And gave Tebow a chance when no one else would by drafting him in the first round. He also drafted Decker and two other White players in that draft. His treatment of Hillis was infuriating and his actions on the field immature and wiggerish, but, overall, I bet the Broncos would be quite a bit Whiter with him as coach instead of plantation owner Fox.

Maybe, but I'd rather have a coach who starts Whites consistently instead of drafting them and then screwing them. I'm not pointing that toward McDaniels or Fox, I'm speaking generally.