"Superstar"Â receiver Brandon Marshall was tremendously dreadful last night.
He had multiple drops (mostly on 3rd down), a ridiculous holding penalty, miscommunication on passing routes leading to an interception, and a juvenile taunting penalty as a result of tossing one of the few balls he did manage to catch to Jay Cutler (as he sat on the bench). After these nitwit proceedings, "Superstar Boy"Â promptly injured his hamstring and left for the remainder of the game. My hero. Marshall, by the way, is the highest paid receiver in the NFL.
Even Joe Theismann, a loyal, practiced, and passionate member of the African American Adoration Administration, was angered by Marshall's recurrent stupidity. After the taunting penalty, "Wigger Joe"Â screamed out something like "you get paid like a professional, act like a professional!"Â The little fudge-packing caste maggot must be finally growing a backbone. Fat chance.
Marshall, a legendary wanna-be-thug, may just hold the NFL record for "most times involved in a domestic disturbance."Â I believe his tally even exceeds the likes of Lawrence Phillips.
Also, who could forget Marshall's involvement in the shooting death of his Denver teammate, Darrent Williams, in which he'd personally infuriated the shooters the previous evening. Williams died in Marshall's arms.
Or the time when Marshall "accidentally slipped on a McDonald's wrapper,"Â causing him to fall through an entertainment center. During this "accident,"Â he severed an artery (among other lacerations) and was taken to the hospital.
Or the various times in which Marshall was cited for DUI, driving without a drivers' license / car insurance, among other automobile-related violations.
Any "normal"Â person who acted in such an unlawful manner would be promptly imprisoned. I don't believe Marshall has ever served a day in jail. It's always probation, plea bargains, community service, etc. At least he was only arrested once during his time at the University Central Florida (for hitting a police officer).
