Christine Collins-worthless wasn't his customary loathsome self last night during the Steelers-Patriots game"¦
1) He called Danny Woodhead "a fast player."Â
2) He said that DT Mike Wright was "too quick and too fast"Â for the Steelers' sumo center, Maurkice Pouncey.
3) He referred to the Steelers all-black offensive line "slow footed."Â
4) He stated several times that the Steelers' defense "really missed Brett Keisel and Aaron Smith."Â
5) He was happily commending Tom Brady, Wes Welker, the all-white Patriots OL, and Rob Gronkowski all night long.
Perhaps this pompous Caste Worm, Uncle Chrissy, has finally located his misplaced vertebral column? Doubtful, but last night's commentary was noticeably dissimilar to his usually odious and utterly steadfast servitude to the System's Afrocentric objectives.
It was nearly unbearable watching the game after the always-revered Hines Ward suffered an injury in the 1st quarter. The camera panned down to that whining, chubby-faced, ever-smiling douchebag, "Hiney Wart"Â dozens and dozens of times. After every single significant play, Ward was shown solemnly watching his African teammates fall to an 8/11 white offense. It was comical to see that trademark gaylord grin finally absent from Mr. "I Should Have Been Drafted Higher Than The 3rd Round."Â
Another non-white "hero of the hordes"Â that was completely flawed was the infinitely-extolled former 1st round pick, Troy Polamalu. He was terrible in coverage, as even Brandon Tate blew past him for a big catch. He was awful against run, missing tackles, flying past running plays like a lemming, and guessing wrong when given the supposed "freedom to blitz whenever he chooses."Â In my opinion, his play is nearly as overrated as Bo(o)b Sanders or Ed "30 Tackles Per Season"Â Reed (although it's difficult to determine who is the most overrated, as all three are almost always injured). The saddest part is, due exclusively to the caste system, this nappy-headed twerp is still a top ten safety in terms of talent.
After Tom Brady scored on a short rushing touchdown, the "gentle, soft spoken" Polamalu was seen twisting and grinding Brady's helmet into the turf (well after scoring, of course). Logan Mankins had to pull the little "Polynesian Dingleberry" off of Brady. Brady, alpha-male that he is, then antagonistically spiked the ball in celebration. Mankins said this of the "tenderhearted" Polamalu after the game"¦"We don't care how long your hair is, you can't just do anything you want to our quarterback."Â
"Wes the Patriot Missile"Â seems to be regaining his former speed and quickness. He did have one bad drop and a false start, but his 8 catches for 89 yards showed a much better YAC ability than he's shown the entire season. He'll need to average 80 yard per game down the stretch to achieve another 1,000 yard season. It's unlikely, but after the terrible knee injury that he sustained in early 2010, his season has been legendary, even if he doesn't manage to catch another pass.
If only "backups"Â like Mike Wright (3 tackles, 1.5 sacks, countless QB hurries) and Rob Gronkowski (5 catches for 72 yards and 3 touchdowns) could be "good enough"Â to be NFL starters. Bellichick is certainly no genius.Edited by: Thrashen
